Buy Michael Jackson’s Scundies On Ebay.
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Have you ever wanted to own a pair of Michael Jackson’s underwear? Shoot, I know I have. It’s been a life-long dream of mine. Not!!!
Well, if you have $1 million and a fetish for poop stained underwear you are in luck! Remember when Jacko was cleared of child abuse back in 2005? Well, those 28in-waist Calvin Klein briefs that he was wearing at the time were seized by the cops and now are being auctioned off on Ebay, with a reserve price of one cool mil. They are even still in an evidence bag after they were taken as a DNA sample. So, no, they have not been washed.
Damn, if you ever wanted to clone yourself a Michael Jackson baby… this would be your chance to do so.
I wonder if they offer a payment plan for these poopy pants?
