Cracky Winehouse has some problems. We know that. But, reports now indicate that the Cracky from Camden is experiencing some terrible reactions to drugs. Ya think? Ummm no, we mean the GOOD drugs…the drugs that are supposed to help, not hurt you. And, now girlfriend and her beehive are in the hospital getting treated.

A friend of the singer told the Daily Mirror: “Amy is on a drug replacement program and has had bad reactions to her medication before. Doctors want to sort out why this is happening.”

Probably because she’s fried all nerve endings, all feelings in her body to even circulate some sort of life into that cracked-out blood that swims around in her frail being. Hey, it’s just a thought.

Eh, anyways, we hope she gets better and rumor has it that a divorce may be in the works for Wino and her loser hubby Blake Fielder-Civil? I’ll believe it when I see the signed documents.

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Perhaps fate is keeping Cracky and her trophy husband Blake Fielder-Civil from seeing each other?

Yesterday, Amy packed an overnight bag, some cigarettes and her weave mice to visit her rehab-residing hubby Blake. However, Miss Cracky didn’t leave her home early enough to make it to the Life Works rehab center in time for visiting hours. THAT SUCKS!

Knowing she would not make it in time, Amy decided to hop in a taxi to try to make the reunion happen anyways. However, just after FIVE minutes of cruising in the cab, Amy must have told the cabbie to bring her back home. I’m sure her little weave mice were NOT happy campers…all dressed up and nowhere to go.

The mother of Amy’s goddaughter Dionne Bromfield told a source, “I don’t think Amy’s going to leave the house today. Things aren’t going great between [her and Blake] at the moment.”

Next time she needs to maybe go sans the eyeliner or start caking on that shiznit a lot earlier! I hope she fed those weave mice some special cheese when she got home.

Maybe today Wino will make it to the rehab center on time?

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Just when you think MAYBE…just MAYBE Wino could be getting better, she goes and gets all wacky and wild-eyed on us once again.

Still donning her curly-sue mop head, Wino stepped out of her Camden home to offer the paps some wacky juice…her alcoholic beverage of choice? VODKA.

On her way out of her home, she went on a tiny venture to seek out her pal Blake Wood. According to a source, she banged on the door of her buddy and screamed for her pal…only to get no answer.

Amy also mentioned to her pap snapper friends that Monday is the day she gets to see her beloved loser husband, Blakey.

She said: “I get to see Blake on Monday. Things weren’t going to well. We didn’t get have sex for a whole year. It’s not very good - because I love the man.”

The day she reunites with Blake is going to be one bad, sad, sad day. I still think this girl needs to be locked up against her own will. THAT is the only way this chick is gonna get better once and for all.

A little off-topic here but don’t ya kind of think Amy is starting to look more and more like Ronnie Wood? I don’t know…just an observation.

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It seems Ms. Winehouse has been experimenting with curlers. As she stepped out of her Camden home to borrow a phone from a photographer, Wino debuted her curly locks and her scab-less face. It’s amazing what a little bit of care and good hygiene will do for a person. Perhaps Wino is yearning for a Herbal Essence ad spot? Those bouncy curls are curls my grandmother would be envious of!

Quite frankly, I’m missing that rat’s nest that used to be implanted on that melon of hers. Didn’t you see those little rats dancing up in the Aqua-net sprayed beehive Amy once had? Well, they are gone now and so is Wino’s eye liner.

Amy still hasn’t reunited with her beloved husband Blake, who was just recently released from jail. However, Blake is penned up in a rehab center. It is unknown when these two will reunite, but have a feeling it is going to be soon.

What do you think of Wino’s new look?

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Well, it IS Halloween. But in Wino’s World, EVERYDAY is Halloween.

According to reports, Wino has turned her home in Camden into a candy palace. In addition to the candy floss maker Amy purchased to make her candy crack, Miss Winehouse NOW has a Slush Puppy machine and an old-fashioned sweet counter with jars of boiled sweets.

A source said, “Amy seems to be constantly stuffing herself with sugary snacks. She loves all of the stuff from her childhood in the Eighties, from Slush Puppies to Bull’s Eyes and licorice. It may seem harmless but it is not doing her any good. She’s suffering from chest and lung infections at the moment and she has been warned that all of the sweets could flare up the problems. She used to walk to the local shops at all hours of the night to pick up her sweet fixes, but now she doesn’t have to.”

Here’s an interesting little tidbit for ya….

I have heard from a friend’s friend’s cousin’s brother’s sister-in-law’s cousin that heroin can cause MASSIVE sweets cravings…not that Wino indulges in heroin or anything. But apparently ice pops and slushies are said to cool the burning sensation that heroin can cause. Hey, I’m just sayin’.

At any rate, girlfriend will never have to leave her house again! Anyone going to Crackie’s door for Halloween? I’m sure she has all sorts of goodies to share.

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Usually about a week before Aunt Flo invades my house for that fun little monthly visit, I indulge in sweets. It’s just what I do. In fact, October is one of my favorite months of the year because I have an added excuse to run to Tarjay and pick up a bag (or two) of those cute little sweet Halloween pumpkins. You know what I’m talking about right? Yummers. I frickin’ LOVE them. (See illustration below.)

Anysweets, everyone that has a sweet tooth has their own sugar-ific treat of choice that satisfies their craving. Now, I realize I haven’t written about our beloved UK train wreck Amy Winehouse as of late, but the bitch has been in hiding WITH her latest addiction…sweets. But what we have just found out is by far the most “to die for” (literally) concoctions ever.

Cracky and one of her pals have been in hiding at Amy’s Camden home, playing and indulging in their new concoction which includes mixing drugs with sweets.

According to a source, Wino has invested some of her hard earned money into a candyfloss (similar to cotton candy) machine into which she reportedly sprinkles wraps of cocaine in before whipping up the sweet treat. Amy refers to this process as her ‘coke ‘n candy special’. Amy’s “friend”, Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall has been hanging with Amy as of late, helping her whip up this sweet, yet deadly treat.

The source said: “It was Mik’s (a friend of Amy’s) idea. The candyfloss machine was Amy’s pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost.

‘He and a some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realized what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same.”

Yeah, it will be a real hoot when Wino rots out her teeth, loses them, and then will be forced to resort to wearing dentures…at the sweet age of 25! That would SUCK!

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What is left of Amy Winehouse was spotted disheveled, dirty, and completely out of it on the streets of Camden last night. How surprising. Girlfriend looks like death.

A few hours earlier, Amy was a guest DJ at her pub Monarch, however she showed up two hours late (Amy Winehouse late?! what?!) and had nothing to say to the angered audience. Better late than never I suppose. However I’m thinking her “never” may be approaching soon.

I give her no more than a year…especially if she continues the way she has been. Girlfriend needs some tough love. Can’t anyone around her see this or don’t they care?

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She’s been a booze hound since she popped outta her mother’s womb. However, last night 42-year-old Sadie Frost was put to the test…the AMY WINEHOUSE test. After spending just THREE hours at the singer’s home, Sadie Frost and her on-off boyfriend Kristian Marr stumbled out of Amy’s apartment, red-eyed and bushy-tailed.

A source said: ‘The zip of her dress wasn’t done up properly and her jacket was tucked into the back of it. She was in a real state.

‘Oddly, she left clutching a box full of junk, which had “all make-up/skin care bits” written on the top.’

Sadie OBVIOUSLY had some problems with her dress.

And peeps…This is what happens when you hang with Amy Winehouse for the night. You end up blitzed out of your mind, wearing a pair of dirty ballerina flats, and carrying a box of junk home with you.

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Oh my gawd! It’s Amy freakin’ Winehouse! Where have you been, girlfriend?! From what it looks like, Amy is still alive, but barely.

Amy Winehouse appeared after what has been a couple days in hiding at her Camden flat. Wino hasn’t been seen out in public since July 28th. And, OH HOW we have missed her!

So, where was Amy off to on this fine day? Rumor has it she was off to a London recording studio. Hmmm…perhaps being holed up for a few days has done a Wino some good?

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We wish Amy would pack up and ship herself to rehab, but we all know that until pigs fly or monkeys fly out of my butt, that is NOT going to happen.

Instead, Amy is said to be packing up her belongings and on the search for a home in in Bury St Edmunds…closer to her beloved Blakey Pooh.

According to the Sun newspaper, he’s being moved to one of three category-C prisons in Suffolk because “prison staff are genuinely worried”.

A source also told the paper that Winehouse’s “management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

Perhaps a change in scenery is what Amy needs, however, I am afraid that her escaping Camden is only a temporary fix.

And, Blake is bad news. She needs to break away from him. Plain and simple. Until she realizes that, NOTHING is going to change for the better in Amy’s life, unfortunately.

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