We wish Amy would pack up and ship herself to rehab, but we all know that until pigs fly or monkeys fly out of my butt, that is NOT going to happen.

Instead, Amy is said to be packing up her belongings and on the search for a home in in Bury St Edmunds…closer to her beloved Blakey Pooh.

According to the Sun newspaper, he’s being moved to one of three category-C prisons in Suffolk because “prison staff are genuinely worried”.

A source also told the paper that Winehouse’s “management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

Perhaps a change in scenery is what Amy needs, however, I am afraid that her escaping Camden is only a temporary fix.

And, Blake is bad news. She needs to break away from him. Plain and simple. Until she realizes that, NOTHING is going to change for the better in Amy’s life, unfortunately.

Monday, Papa Mitch Winehouse called the ambulance to Amy’s Camden home after Amy reportedly suffered a bout of “convulsions”. Ummm, not good. There haven’t been any more details leaked on Amy’s current state, but we’ll keep you posted.

If this comes as a surprise to you…check out this pic of Amy from Sunday night.

So So Sad. Girlfriend has TOO many issues. Don’t die, Amy!

UPDATE: According to Amy’s reps, Amy was hospitalized Monday night for a reaction to medication but was expected to be released by morning.

Amy Winehouse’s night out on the town was an early one. Hey, she was on her way home at 7AM. Better than 8AM, right?

Last night, Amy was ready to rock and roll as she spent some P-time friends Babyshambles guitarist Mick Whitnall and model Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. Looks like she didn’t forget a thing!

*frosted jeans? Check.
*Messed up beehive? Check.
*bottle of booze? Check.
*cigarettes? Check.
*asthma inhaler? Check.

You just never know if you will have an asthma attack after smoking a cigarette! Good thinking, Amy!

In the midst of all of Amy Winehouse’s daily escapades, she is upsetting some people she shouldn’t be pissing off…her neighbors. Amy now risks being kicked out of her apartment in Camden as the complaints have been rolling into her landlord. Apparently, the weather has been quite hot in Camden and the neighbors are sick of having to wear their $10 Walmart bike helmets to protect themselves from the Blake-obsessed singer. (joke by the way…but it would be a sight to see)

One neighbor said, “This place used to be a nice, quiet area until Amy moved in. She’s nothing but trouble and every night she is partying. A lot of us have complained to the council but we’ve been told we need evidence of any wrongdoing.

I’ve already filmed some of the trouble Amy has caused on my video camera and I’ll be handing it over to the council to have a look at. Hopefully something can be done.”

The only good I can see from living next to Amy Winehouse would be getting the free ice pops she hands out. But, I am sure it is safe to assume that the bad definitely outweigh the good in this situation. Having a drunk and cracked-out bee-hived wearing chick stumble home every night must get sickening after awhile. And…I do not forsee Amy making a transformation anytime soon.

So so sad.

After numerous tests, doctors have reported that Amy Winehouse could possibly have tuberculosis. Winehouse has been coughing up blood…has a raging chest infection…and has a lost a significant amount of weight…all symptoms of the deadly disease.

According to a source, Drug addicts and alcoholics are among those most likely to contract it as they have a reduced immunity. Poor diet also plays a part — and stick-thin Amy is clearly not eating well.

Umm, yeah ice pops don’t quite do much for a person as far as nutritional value go.

The source said: “Things sound really bad, but at least now they have found something specific it will be easier to keep her in hospital and free from drugs.

Whether she does have TB or not, hopefully this hospital visit is the beginning of a healthier Amy.

Instead of just being looked over at the hospital, NOW Amy Winehouse will be staying a couple nights. Hmmm, funny how an apparent fainting spell could lead to further tests AND a couple more days in the hospital.

In a statement, her spokesman said Amy was at home in Camden when she briefly fainted and fell down a flight of stairs, spraining her ankle. Amy’s spokesperson said: “She seems to be fine in herself, but they are taking their time to be sure.”

Now that they’ve got her, I say COMMIT her! Sure, the ice pop fans will be disappointed, but Wino needs to be saved from her own self-deterioration. Ice pops CAN wait!

Girlfriend needs to be locked up for a few months. Don’t you think?