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Matthew McConaughey, Man Of Multi-tasking.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Matthew McConaughey-hey is not only taking on a new role as proud papa seriously, but he also is keeping up on his fitness regimen. Good gawd, is he ever! He is one of those multi-talented men…and talk about a man of creativity. He MUST be right-brained.

C’mon, who else thinks of doing bicep curls ON THE BEACH, WITH the baby still in the car seat? Sure, it just LOOKS like Matthew is moving his little Levi out of the sun and into the little tent he created out of bamboo, seashells, and miscellaneous twigs, but do your eyes deceive you?

What I see is Matthew doing reps of bicep curls WITH his little bundle of baby joy in a car seat. You SEE that, don’t you? Ok, wait a minute. What is Levi doing in a CAR seat? Matthew doesn’t DRIVE!

Levi McConaughey Shows Off His Inherited Receding Hairline.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

What an adorable little doot doot!

Welcome to the world, Levi McConaughy, son of Camilla Alves and hottie Matthew McConaughey!

In an exclusive interview with OK! Magazine, Matthew spoke about how intense the delivery of his little one was.

“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle thisâ€¦ let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

I wonder if Matt brought his bongos along?

Tom Cruise Asks Nicole For Her Placenta.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

I’m totally kidding. I am just on this placenta kick right now.

With all these celebrity babies being born…these wacky names coming out of the woodwork…windows being sealed up with duct tape…OH MY GAWD, I cannot help myself! Placenta, placenta, placentas galore!

Tom Cruise must be going into convulsions with all the placenta possibilities out there…Placenta pasta, placenta and grits, placenta on a bun…hey, maybe even placenta pie?

Tommy boy could make the ultimate celebrity baby placenta stew right now if he really wanted to…a few slabs of Camilla Alves placenta here…a few morsels of Nicole Kidman placenta there…and a little Isaac Hanson wife’s placenta just to taste…shoot, better wait until Tuesday to throw a little Angelina placenta in there as well. Ok, now that I’ve grossed myself out to the maximum…

On a lighter note, Tom did send his ex-wife Nicole enough flowers to fill an entire room. That Tom! What a guy! I’m sure that made her day. We all know WHY he did that…

Unfortunately, Nicole did NOT offer her placenta to Tom.

Matthew McConaughey Is A Papa.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Matthew McConaughey-hey and his baby mama, Camilla Avles spent last night huffing and a puffing in the delivery room of a Los Angeles hospital. That’s right, our beloved Matt is now a papa to a 7lb 4oz baby boy.

Matt’s publicist released a statement this morning.

Camila and I were side by side the entire time,” said McConaughey in a statement.
“We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world - having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure - raising one, together.”

A name has not yet been announced. (We are hoping for some hick-like name…perhaps Gus? Or Rader?)

Congrats to Matt and Camilla!

McConaughey-hey’s Drunken Stupor.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Matthew and Camilla attended the exclusive Malibu screening of “Battle In Seattle” last night.

Soon-to-be dad Matthew McConaughey-hey is getting his partying out of his system before the lil’ turkey gets done cooking in the oven….or so we hope…cuz’ our boy Matthew is a ROCK STAR when it comes to partying.

Just a couple weeks ago, Matthew was spotted in Nicaragua and according to a source was â€œdirty-dancingâ€ his way through every girl at a bar…attempting to make the moves on every woman he came into contact with. Hmmm, I wonder what soon-to-be baby mama Camilla thinks about that!

On top of that, he lost his flip flops and was on a drunken mission to find them. He searched high and the lowest of low…in sewer ditches. Apparently the flip flops were near and dear to his heart!

According to a source, Matthew allegedly “accepted a ride back to his villa at a nearby resort from two locals. ‘Matt was so out of it when they reached the resort that the two guys had to carry him to his villa…They used his key, took him inside and put him to bed, then left â€” but they left the door unlocked.’”

Now, here’s the majorly sucky part for Matthew, “When he woke in the morning, he was missing $2,000 and his blackberry/phone!” HOWEVER, he didn’t file a police report. Funny how a pair of flip flops were more important the night before than $2,000 and a Blackberry.

I bet he had a lot of celebrity pals ticked off at him! I’m sure Kate Hudson, Lance Armstrong, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s numbers were in there. Yikes!

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