REHAB.

Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse’s winner of a husband, actually wasn’t supposed to be released from the slammer until next month, BUT…because he agreed to attend Life Works Rehab Center, he was able to flee the coup. What fabulous news for those in the UK!

Amy Crackhouse should be proud. Her whacked out hubby Blakey is out of jail and spending a stint in rehab. There’s just one small problem…Blake expects his wife to foot the bill. Ya think Amy is gonna want to part with her cotton candy money? Ummm, I think not.

Anycandyflossmaker, since the Blakester was released from Edmonds Hill prison on Wednesday, he has been looking mighty pale and rough, with his arms covered in red scars. Ewwwww. But despite his frail appearance, Blake managed to flap his trap to the media yesterday saying, “I’m doing really well, great to be out. Feeling happy.”

Amy, however, was NOT present to greet Blake upon his release as she had no clue that he was even getting out.

Hmmm, are Amy’s friends and family finally keeping her away from that bad, bad string bean man?

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Well, it IS Halloween. But in Wino’s World, EVERYDAY is Halloween.

According to reports, Wino has turned her home in Camden into a candy palace. In addition to the candy floss maker Amy purchased to make her candy crack, Miss Winehouse NOW has a Slush Puppy machine and an old-fashioned sweet counter with jars of boiled sweets.

A source said, “Amy seems to be constantly stuffing herself with sugary snacks. She loves all of the stuff from her childhood in the Eighties, from Slush Puppies to Bull’s Eyes and licorice. It may seem harmless but it is not doing her any good. She’s suffering from chest and lung infections at the moment and she has been warned that all of the sweets could flare up the problems. She used to walk to the local shops at all hours of the night to pick up her sweet fixes, but now she doesn’t have to.”

Here’s an interesting little tidbit for ya….

I have heard from a friend’s friend’s cousin’s brother’s sister-in-law’s cousin that heroin can cause MASSIVE sweets cravings…not that Wino indulges in heroin or anything. But apparently ice pops and slushies are said to cool the burning sensation that heroin can cause. Hey, I’m just sayin’.

At any rate, girlfriend will never have to leave her house again! Anyone going to Crackie’s door for Halloween? I’m sure she has all sorts of goodies to share.

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