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Kate Hudson Loves A Man In Spandex.

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Does anyone else feel sorry for Owen Wilson? I don’t know why, but I just feel for the guy. I could just give him a great big hug and tell him it is going to be okay. If I knew his address, I’d send him a fruit basket. Okay, so maybe I wouldn’t, but he’s on my pity list. Maybe he should start wearing Spandex? Certainly couldn’t hurt, could it?

I really do adore Kate Hudson, but geez, she is certainly not wasting any time at all with this whole man situation. To go break a guy’s heart twice…geez.

After a spicy hot weekend with Lance Armstrong in Cannes, Kate Hudson returns to work on her new film Bride Wars.

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Kate and Lance: It’s Wheely Love.

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Kate Hudson wastes no time at all. Ever since her divorce from her hippy ex-husband, she’s definitely gotten her fair share of booty. She’s been linked to Dax Shepard, Justin Timberlake, and Owen Wilson.Â Now, after breaking Owen Wilson’s heart a SECOND time, Kate now has Lance Armstrong love stoned.

According to a source, Hudson, 29, and Armstrong, 36, were spotted leaving a hotel in Monaco over the weekend before embarking on a boating trip. The “Fool’s Gold” star and seven-time Tour de France winner also kissed and cuddled during a Dolce & Gabbana party in Cannes, France, Friday, and were spotted riding bicycles together days before.

Considering Owen Wilson and Lance Armstrong are buds, I’m wondering how Owen is handling this being dumped on two times now by Kate.Â Poor Owen.Â I always feel sorry for the underdog.

Is this love or is it lust?

Petra Nemcova Gets Around At Cannes.

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

She may look all sweet and innocent, but model *cough, homewrecker, cough* Petra Nemcova is sure having herself a fun time at Cannes! (if you know what I mean) Nemcova has recently been linked to Danny Masterson…or was it Sean Penn? Wait, a minute…Christian Slater? I give up. I can’t keep track of this girl anymore!

Check out the pics of Petra at Cannes getting her flirt on. Or is she really innocent?

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Lindsay And Samantha More Than BFF’s?

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

For months, the rumors have been swirling about a possible lesbian romance between Lindsay Lohan and her BFF Samantha Ronson. Dazzling Dina, Lindsay’s mom, has denied it saying, â€œSamantha’s an amazing girl. They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt… but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” Ummm, whatever Dina. I’m seriously laughing right now…at you. Spin, spin, spin.

At P. Diddy’s exclusive yacht party in Cannes, Lindsay and Samantha were there and well, obviously they didn’t seem to care WHO was watching. And, there’s NOTHING wrong with that, girls!

Dina, sorry to say but your credibility has been lost!Â Umm, wait a minute…Dina? Credibility? Nevermind.

In any case you are going to want to check out these hot pics from the yacht.
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Michelle Williams Makes Cannes.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger’s baby mama, made her first red carpet appearance since Heath Ledger’s tragic death back in January. It was a last minute decision for Michelle, but she graced the red carpet at Cannes in France in celebration of two films she worked on for the festival.

According to a source, “It was decided on Monday night that she could come to Cannes, and she got on the next plane to arrive just in time to get dressed and come to our premiere,” said a rep for Wendy and Lucy. “She came in and had a long nap and then came to the screening.”

Williams, 27, was radiant in a vintage Chanel Haute Couture dress. She will remain in Cannes at least through Friday night to promote another festival movie in which she appears, Synecdoche, New York, before flying back to the United States to resume filming a Martin Scorsese movie in Boston.

Michelle looks gorgeous and it looks like she is holding up well. Good for her!
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Madonna Is The Diva At Cannes.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Madonna made a list and Madonna checked that list twice. And, Madonna gave that list to the the staff of the Carlton Hotel where she is staying while attending the Cannes film festival and said, Now, bitches! Ok, so maybe those weren’t her exact words, but we would expect nothing less from a diva like Madgie.

So, what was on that trusty ole’ listy list she presented to her “slave drivers” at the Carlton?

According to a source, Madonna wanted flowers and scented candles, the temperature fixed at 30 degrees Celsius and treadmills for her and her husband moved to their suite so that they could work out together, among other things.

Ok, I want to know what the “other things” were. Extra toilet paper? A gold plated toilet seat? Cherry Flavored Condoms? Come on, people, you’re slackin’! Inquiring minds want to know!

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When I’m 64…

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

I want to look like Sharon Stone…

My face tightened and locked with a permanent smile…but not TOO big of a smile because that could create creases alongside my eye lids and jawline…I think I would have to go for more of a Posh-esque facial expression, blank but with a little more of a smirk. That’s not too much to ask, I wouldn’t think.

My eyes should be thickened with mascara and lined with dark eye liner to bring out the blue twinkle in my eyes…my hair tousled, as if I just rolled out of bed after a mid-afternoon nap…Snacky snack snack involves downing some Colace…

Then squeeze my geriatric ass into this leopard print gown with the lovely accenting choker. Black and brown are THE best colors for geriatrics…you never know when you may poop your pants. Hey, and who needs a bra or underwear! I’m Sharon Stone, bitches! We let it all hang out!

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