Tom Cruise Needs A Miracle.
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008Sit back, relax, and try not to daydream about consuming the warm hearty placenta stew Mr. Scientology takes pride in. It’s not always about the stew, peeps. I’ve planned out Tom’s summer for him and strongly believe he should consider entering his concoction in next year’s county fair. Heck, even a county fair world tour would be a placenta-rific idea. A handful of blue ribbons is almost as good as an Oscar.
Anyflick, there’s no denying the fact that Tommy Cruise IS a washed-up actor who NEEDS a good movie to resurrect his star. And, THIS, my friends, is his attempt at a comeback.
“Valkyrie” is Tommy’s latest project and is set to get people talking. Check out the trailer for the new flick and let me know what ya think.
Will Tommy fall flat on his face and be forced to seek a new career avenue?
