It’s only been a day or so since I’ve seen Georgie Porgie Clooney sporting a guido-stache. How hot is that?! First Jude…now Georgie…I don’t know if I can handle anymore fuzzy wuzzy ’staches.

Anyguido, George Clooney and his co-star Ewan McGregor just got rocked by an earthquake!

According to a source, the pair, who are currently working on Grant Heslov’s political satire Men Who Stare At Goats on the Caribbean island, are believed to have been woken by the quake that hit 6.1 on the Richter scale — the biggest in the past 20 years in Puerto Rico.

Holy moly! That sucks! I’d be careful with that ’stache George. If anything else bad happens, that mooose-tache has GOT to go. I don’t care if this is for a role, there is always the possibility of a make-shift ’stache or a “photo-shopped”-in-’stache. Seriously. Nothing can happen to our beloved Georgie Porgie, ‘cuz that would devastate single women everywhere!

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Is Johnny Depp to Lindsay what Mel Gibson is to Britney?

Rumor has it that LiLo met Johnny Depp backstage at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night after Johnny won for Best Villain and Best Comedy Performance.

What did the unlikely duo talk about? OH…this and that…and a little place called “Fuck Off Island”. Yeah apparently Johnny and his fiancee Vanessa Paradis own a Caribbean island they have named “Fuck Off Island”. It is a place where the celebrity lovebirds take mini-vacations to escape the crazy life.
Sources say Johnny extended an invitation to the “Herbie Fully Loaded” star, telling her if there is ever a place she needs to get away for awhile that “Fuck Off Island” is open to her.

Wow. How sweet is that?! Johnny, can I go to “Fuck Off Island” too? Pretty please?

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