Posts Tagged ‘Cash Warren’

Alba And Co. Step Out For Lunch.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

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What a perfect little Warren family we have here…on their home from lunch at the Griddle Cafe in Hollywood. Bellies full…Jessica Alba looks like her normal self…fashionably crabby. Cash looks unusually sexy if you are into the metro-licious men…slickly gelled hair, preppy clothes…mmm mmm good. Honestly, forget the gelled hair, Cash looks damn good holding that car seat. Do you notice how he makes it a lot more difficult carrying that thing than it really is? Gotta love the innocence of a first time parent. He has probably put the diaper on Honor a tad loose too many times. No wonder why Jess always looks pissed. Cash can’t do anything right.

Poor guy.

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Jessica Alba To Have Her Mouth Zipped Shut.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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New mother Jessica Alba got out of the house yesterday to run some errands. Just because she had a baby and is a married beotch doesn’t mean you won’t see any less of Mrs. Warren. Oh, no, sirrie.

In fact, Jessica Alba will be featured in a positive light for once…well, in my book at least.

According to a source, Jessica will appear in the new Declare Yourself’s “Only You Can Silence Yourself” PSA campaign, in which celebs and real people are shown crying and with their mouths forced shut.

Apparently Jessica was photographed for the campaign on Friday and the Declare Yourself peeps are still trying to figure out how her mouth will be manipulated shut.

Will this be a permanent mouth manipulation?

We can only hope.

You’ll be able to see Alba’s mouth zipped up in ads this fall.

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Girls Can Play With Trucks Too!

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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Looks like Jessica (Alba) Warren needed to sneak away from the ole’ Warren household for a little peace and quiet. Girlfriend visited a Beverly Hills toy store sans baby Honor and papa Cash. And from the looks of it, Jessica is gonna turn Honor into a rough and tough girl as she picked up some dump trucks for her little diva.

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Jessica Alba’s Labor Was “Zen”.

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

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Jessica and Cash Warren must have gotten an acceptable amount of ching for baby Honor’s pics, as OK! magazine hooked us all up with first pics. HOLLA! I will say, Honor is a cutie!

(Now that she got her cash) Jessica Alba is (sorta) smiling on the cover of OK! and girlfriend is acting like giving birth is a piece of cake.

She tells OK! magazine, “I didn’t scream. It was really Zen. I wanted to do it naturally. The labor was more like meditation. I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”

Hmmm.

I’m sure there was no blood either! Kidding. We believe you, Jessica. *cough*

What, I had a frog in my throat?

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Jessica Alba, Still A Grump.

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

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Looks like Jessica Alba is quickly getting back to her old self…and showing no emotion! You’d think having a baby would make you smile. Not Jessica!

Jessica and her hubby Cash Warren spent most of their Independence Day out shopping in Beverly Hills SANS BABY! Shoot, I’d be smiling to look like that just a month after giving birth! But, I suppose when no one wants to pay millions for those first pics of your baby, THAT can be kind of discouraging.
The rate this is going, we’ll NEVER see the Alba baby!

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Jessica Alba’s Bun Out Of The Oven!

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

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Congratulations to Jessica Alba and her hubby Cash Warren! They welcomed their baby girl to the world on Sunday.
A name has not yet been released.

What will the name of this C-list celebrity baby be? Peaches? Banana? Mango? Will they go the fruit route? Or will they use a term of endearment? Or perhaps a color? Or maybe a flower?

UPDATE:  And, Jessica and Cash go for the term of endearment…HONOR Marie is officially the name of their little pip squeak.

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Jessica Alba and Cash Marry On The Down Low.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are married. Wow, that was sneaky! Apparently the couple thought it would be cool to pull a Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon-wedding…only thing is, there were no frills…there was nothing fancy. It was just Cash, Jessica, and the Beverly Hills Courthouse.

According to People.com, Jessica wore a long blue dress, with her hair in a ponytail. Cash wore a white shirt and brown pants. They applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the processing before a staff member married them.

There were no witness other than the one supplied by the court.

Quick and painless wedding.  Congratulations to the happy couple!

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