I’m not quite sure HOW Gwenny Gwen Gwen is STILL pregnant, but she is…unless she is playing a very very naughty trick on us. Hormones can do that to a woman…I don’t give a rat’s ass what Tom Cruise has to say…I don’t need to study the history of psychology to know that hormones can make us women downright EVIL!

What is even more creepy is HOW Gwen is still smiling at this juncture. And, DAMN her for looking that gorgeous while being 9 months and 38485758398 days pregnant.

Just have this kid already, Gwenny. We want to see Gavin-Gwen creation number TWO!

Don’t ya want to just pinch these little cheeks? I am loving the bucket hat. It is very niccce.
Can you guess who this rug rat belongs to?
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Could Minnie Driver be using her baby’s mystery papa as a publicity stunt? I know, what a horribly horrendous thing to do, right? I don’t even know if Papa Joe Simpson or even Madonna, the “Queen of Media Manipulation” would stoop to that level…okay, maybe MADONNA would…girlfriend has no shame. And well…maybe Papa Joe would too, for all we know. He is kind of a slimy sneaky fox like that. But, would you expect that from innocent Minnie Driver? Well, you’d be surprised. The quiet, innocent ones are USUALLY the ones to look out for.

It is obvious Minnie’s career as an actress died like TEN years ago…and her singing career is like Shaquille O’Neils rapping career…it pretty much never happened. So, out of desperation to get some decent movie roles, do you think Minnie would go out on a limb here and order up a pity party? Heck, are we even sure there IS a baby in that belly? Or perhaps, she’s trying to play up the missing-baby-papa in order to hopefully gain more attention and earn more money off baby’s first photo shoot? There are so many possible scenarios here…

That sneaky Minnie. I always knew something was fishy about her. It really IS all about the money, isn’t it?!

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been out and about frequently, mainly photographed at or leaving restaurants with her hubby and her growing belly. A girl’s gotta eat to keep that baby growing!

Rumors have been flying that Ash and Pete are expecting a boy. The couple were seen shopping for pink. So if that is any indication?

Violet Affleck better enjoy her four months as an only child ‘cuz papa Ben got mama Jen sperminated.

That’s right, peeps. Bennifer II is KNOCKED UP!

Jennifer’s Alias co-star Victor Garber told Us magazine: “Yes, she is (pregnant).”

Another insider confirmed: “She is five months pregnant. They are very happy.”

I’m sure Jen and Ben were very happy that you guys spread the happy news FOR THEM. Way to go!

Congrats to the happy couple!

and her post-baby bod! Wowsers!

And, how could she NOT show this precious cutie patootie off?

Salma Hayek and her little girl Valentina spent some quality girl time shopping in Malibu. The mother-daughter duo later met up with billionaire papa Francois-Henri Pinault for lunch.

Can you say CUTEST celeb baby EVER?! Valentina gives Shiloh a run for her money.

Congratulations to Nicole Kidman’s BFF! Naomi Watts and her partner Liev Schreiber are expecting their second child…this just 10 months after giving birth to their first son Alexander. Girlfriend doesn’t waste ANY time! Rumor has it she is already in her second trimester. Congratulations to Naomi and her man!

Meanwhile, BFF Nicole Kidman and her hubby Keith Urban are expecting their rug rat any day now!

I hope all you all wore your sunglasses out in Malibu yesterday! A very preggers Minnie Driver came out for a little sun.

Girlfriend is due in August, a couple weeks AFTER Brangelina is expecting their million dollar babies.

Supposedly this beotch is already 8 months pregnant. Ummm…hello? At least we can tell she is pregnant now, but good grief…how unfair is it for Nicole to look like THIS EIGHT months pregnant. Has she gained maybe, what, seven pounds?

Four pounds baby, one pound ta-tas and the other 2 distributed amongst her swelling cankles? Maybe?

Good for her though to have the energy at 8 months to hit the gym! I’d be sitting on my fat booty eating Haagen-Daaz, taking naps, and watching Oprah.