Blame it on the hypno-dieting sessions…or pull a Milli-Vanilli and blame it on the rain. Whatever you seek to blame the feud of Lily Allen and Katy Perry on, you must admit this shiz is hilarious….but…rather boring.

It started out with Katy Perry’s comparison to the British songstress by calling herself a “skinnier version of Lily Allen”. Ok, now for some I suppose you could take that as a compliment, but when you throw the “skinnier” part into it, for girls…that is definitely a harsh slam. So, Lily likes milkshakes and burgers? Big freakin’ whoop de doo.

So what did loud mouth Lily do?

Lily Allen heard the diss and was like, “oh no u dih-ent” and publicly labeled Miss Kissed-A-Girl-And-Liked-It “crass”. Translation: crass=”gross” Those are big time fighting words!

And now an even bigger revelation…

Lily.knows.Katy.Perry’s.phone.number. AND she threatens Katy that if she opens her mouth again…bam, she’s going to post her number ON FACEBOOK. Oh, the horror!

Ummm yeah. Can’t these girls think of anything more clever?

I say bring semi-saggy-yet-seasoned-balls boy into the feud. Kissed-a-girl-and-liked-it could try to steal old man-withers away and then Lily could get vengeful and throw on a pair of boxing gloves and punch the balls of old man-withers right off. Then Lily and Katy could become BFF’s and do a blissful duet together and then perhaps even become lesbian lovers and double date with America’s favorite see-sawing lesbian duo SamRo and Lilo. Cool, right?

Ummm, or not.

Big Willy Shatner needs a quarter to call someone who actually cares. Travis Tritt? You listening?

Anygeriatric, William Shatner has labeled his former co-star George Takei as ’sick’ and ‘psychotic’ and claims he feels ‘nothing but pity for him’ in a public interview posted on the web. Wow…those are some toxic fighting words coming from an old dude! Yikes!

In the above video clip, it is clear that Big Willy Shatner is a tad irritated that he didn’t get invited to his ex-co-star’s wedding. Geez, Wills, I wish you could have told us how you REALLY feel. However…

There’s just one thing I’m still scratching my head about after watching this vid. Now, correct me if I am wrong here, but did you hear the same words I did? Consider the following quote:

“I didn’t know him very well on the series. He would come in for a day or two, as evidenced by the part he played. Then on the movies, there occasionally. I didn’t know the man.”

I always thought you invited people you KNEW to a wedding, but whatevs. Now this is just a wild guess and I’m sure this is way outta left field, but MAYBE…just MAYBE the fact that Takai DIDN’T know William and William didn’t know Takai is a possible reason why Big Willy wasn’t invited to the big gay wedding? Hmmmph.

Personally, I think Big Willy is losing it!

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It must be Myspace blogging mania at the Ronson-Lohan household this evening. Now, Samantha has taken to her blog to throw in her two cents.

Sam writes:

I really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Ohhhhhhh slam damn thank you, ma’am. Mr. Lohan, we await your reply. Wait, does Mi-Lo have a Myspace blog?

Shanna Moakler, the former Miss USA and former reality star, is pissed at bootylicious Kim Kardashian for allegedly messing with her now-full-bearded mountain man, Travis Barker. No offense, but WHY on God’s green Earth would KIM want anything to do with some skinny inked-up white boy who spends his time beating sticks on pieces of curled metal wire, metal cable, plastic cable, or gut cords wrapped around the bottom of drum heads?! Lame! I do NOT think Shanna has anything to worry about…seriously!

Shanna and Kim BOTH attended Carmen Electra’s BBQ and apparently drama ensued…

Shanna told a source, “I was at this barbeque and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5 ft 2 ins and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!” Moakler explains.

Wowsers. If THAT wasn’t uncalled for!

Get the WHOLE RUNDOWN on the Shanna Moakler vs. Kim Kardashian feud here.

Whatever the truth may be, Shanna could be the BETTER person and zip her lips rather than running her mouth. Perhaps taking her anger out on her baby daddy would be more appropriate? Speaking of which…

What’s the deal with Shanna and Skinny Tattoo Boy anyhow? Are they together or NOT together? These two are like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee minus the Hepatitis C. If anything, she should be chewing Skinny Tattoo Boy a new asshole. It takes TWO to tango, my love!

TEAM KARDASHIAN!

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