Rumor has it that Brad and his guido-stache sneezed on Saint Angelina’s trout pout and one of her eggs got fertilized. Yep…again.

InTouch magazine broke the news that Saint Ange and Brad are preggers once again, which has forced the stick-like figure to come forward with the big ‘ole denial. You knew that was coming. If you recall, when InTouch broke the news of the messiahs being conceived last year, Saint Ange denied the pregnancy despite sporting a belly the size of a basketball.

InTouch claims that the actress announced the happy news to a waiter in a London restaurant after he tried to pour her an alcoholic drink.

However, Geyer Kosinski, Angelina’s voice, told Usweekly.com the claims are “not true.” So, is Saint Ange really pregnant again or is this just one of those big fat rumors? I guess the belly won’t lie.

I hereby declare from this day forward a Saint Angelina Belly Watch.

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Can you guess the celeb who displayed a serious case of dimple-itis on their booty yesterday while prancing around Malibu in white hot pants?

Yeah, this bitch needs to get her STD-filled ass back into the plastic surgeon and get that shit sucked out…PRONTO!

Click after the jump to see whose nasty ass needs an injection.
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have 12 fingers? Well there are people out there born with phalanges…EVEN celebrities, believe it or not!

This actress and model was born with six fingers on both hands, making for a total of 12 fingers!!! The actress told a source, “It’s my little oddity that I’m really proud of. People are really interested but repulsed at the same time.”

Apparently this isn’t an uncommon deformity either. Referred to as polydactyly, the condition affects one in every thousand children.

This actress had the most common form, where a small, soft digit, which does not contain a bone, can be seen next to the little finger.

The doctor who delivered her tied off the extra fingers with sutures and they fell off, leaving just small scars.

I actually could use an extra finger on each hand. That would sure make for faster texting and emailing!

Click after the jump to see who was born with 12 fingers!

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Lauren Conrad is going to make the most of her “reality” stardom by cashing in on a book deal. That’s right! Lauren has just landed a deal with Harper Collins to pen a 3-book series based on her own transformation from regular California teen to celebrity darling, Harper Collins has announced.

Be it known that this series will be a FICTIONAL account of her life because we supposedly already know the “real” happenings of her day-to-day life. DUH! The Hills IS REAL, after all.

Who knew that Lauren was such a great writer?

Yeah, me neither. Apparently Lauren has started working on her first book and it will be ready for release in the summer of 2009. I wonder if there will be a movie to follow? Gawd, I can hardly contain my excitement.

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Well, if you aren’t…you just may get slightly creeped out after knowing that some freak paid $4,000 for a celebrity doll on Ebay. Talk about having a tad too much money to throw around! Do you know how many bags of Cheetos you can buy with that money?! Good grief.

Noel Cruz is an artist who specializes in painting dolls to look like celebrities. Well, he got a huge pay day after selling this doll on Ebay. Many refer to her as a “saint”, Mother Teresa-esque. Noel described this celebrity as having “enigmatic beauty”. I think of her as a home-wrecker with an obsession of kids.

Can you guess which celebrity was painted into an eerie doll version of herself and sold for big bucks? Click after the jump to see who the celebrity is!
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Katie Price, the UK’s version of Pamela Anderson, decided that after a couple years with GYNORMOUSLY fake ta-tas that maybe horrible backaches and custom made bras weren’t worth the pain. And, I don’t blame her!

Four operations later, Katie finally decided to fly her and her UK melons over to Los Angeles to get yet another reduction. Girlfriend traded in her 32G’s for 32 C’s. Either the trout pout injection must have been thrown in as a freebie or doc salvaged some of the ta-ta scraps.

Katie and her doctor shared a loving embrace and smooch before she took off back to her native UK. Awww…there’s nothing like the love between a woman and her plastic surgeon.

Image Source: WENN

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Sticks and stones may break her bones, but fat jokes will not hurt her…anymore. J. Love Twitt finally said enough is enough and ditched the cake, cookies, pie, ice cream, angel food cake, chips, pop, Kit Kat bars and opted for some time on the treadmill. It’s about freakin’ time! (We kid.)

It apparently worked because J. Love lost just 18 pounds in 10 weeks. There’s nothing like being an annoyingly ugly AND fat mediocre celebrity. At least J. Love can ditch the latter label.

If you are extremely bored, you can pick up the latest US Weekly to see how long J. Love had to starve herself in order to lose the weight she lost. WE know you are ALL dying to know, just like we are. Errrr…

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While the rest of Italy was either sleeping or keeping themselves occupied with other things, one lone fan spotted Mr. George Clooney on his motorcycle. And, well she sure made it known, going into near hysterics upon seeing the silver fox on his hog. Despite being used to mobs of fans surrounding him at shopping centers and movie premieres, George found this one fan rather amusing.

The woman chased George on his motorcycle, but didn’t last too long as she nearly lost her breath from all the excitement!

Talk about hilarious! What is George doing in Italy? According to a source, Clooney is currently touring the Mediterranean on his luxury yacht, and has stopped off in St Tropez and Eze in the south of France, as well as Sardinia and the Tuscan coast of Italy. Just another day in the life of our beloved Georgie.

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THAT is the good news! The bad news is, is girlfriend needs to hire a stylist. What more is there to say, really. I used to find her poor choice in fashion slightly amusing. However now…I kind of feel embarrassed FOR her. (Note: I said KIND OF.) With that being said…there is an even worse picture of her black thong showing through her dress, but I didn’t want to post it as I didn’t want to make you all hurl up your dinner.

Ok, what the hell…if you are daring enough click after the jump to see Rumer and her peekaboo thong. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you!
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Can you guess the semi-celebrity who let a big ole’ poof-tah that caused a little pants rippage during a live onstage set? Maybe this crooner should have NOT bought his black dress pants at K-mart (aka Came Apart) or eaten that extra helping of baked beans! Yikes!

He sure can afford some paintings of his ex, but apparently not any pants or laundry soap to wash some clean underwear either!

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