Posts Tagged ‘Charlie Sheen’

Be Careful What You Wish For!

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

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Charlie Sheen better be prepared for some late nights and lack of sleep TIMES TWO. Not only has Charlie announced his pregnancy with new wife Brooke Mueller, but he has JUST confirmed that his super sperm has produced TWO fetuses.

Charlie told Ok! Magazine, “I’m truly blessed. I’m already the proud father of three beautiful daughters, and I’m delighted that they’ll now have two little brothers. Life doesn’t get any better than this.”

Congratulations to the happy couple! I’m sure Denise is thrilled. Not.

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Charlie Sheen Is Preggers.

Monday, August 25th, 2008

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Technically, I guess his new wife, Brooke Mueller is. It was just his sperm that was used to…well, geez…you know how it happened.

In a statement, Sheen spoke about Brooke, “She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom.”

And Sheen is quietly hoping for a son after fathering three daughters, adding, “Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us.”

I’m happy for these two, but I can almost bet there is one person who is not thrilled. Ummm yeah. You KNOW Denise Richards is about to flip!

God Bless Brooke. Holy crap that woman is a saint. (She either really really loves Charlie or she is loving that raise per episode he’s getting for “Two And A Half Men”. Either way, she’s in the middle of drama and dealing with some real shiz.)

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Denise Richards And Her Bitch.

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

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Denise Richards took a break from her drama-filled life to attend the Much Love Animal Rescue Bow Wow Wow event at the Playboy Mansion. And, she brought her best friend with her…one that won’t talk back to her…

Now that ex-husband Charlie Sheen has a new wife in the picture, Denise is sure determined to make Charlie’s life a living h-e double hockey stick.

According to a source, Denise was in court on Friday to seek an emergency protective order to alter the ex-spouses’ current custody and visitation arrangement with their two young daughters, Lola and Sam.

Sometimes a bitch and her bitch just need a night out on the town and a break from all the drama she creates!

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Charlie Sheen Wants To Make More Babies.

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

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Charlie Sheen sure made a quick leap into marriage with his new woman Brooke Mueller. After a bitter divorce with now ex-wife psycho beotch Denise Richards, I’m surprised marriage was even in the cards for Sheen again. This is Sheen’s 3rd marriage.

Rumor has it that the couple are trying to have a little pipsqueak together, with Sheen hoping for a little baby boy. So, perhaps there already is a bun in the oven?

In any case, let’s hope Charlie signed a good pre-nup this time around.

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Show Denise Richards The Money!

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

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‘Cuz girlfriend is hard up for some cash! Supposedly Denise is not only doing her reality show to “set the record straight”, but to also pay the bills. Ummm, hello…how can this chick NOT have money? She WAS married to Charlie Sheen for gawd’s sake.

According to a source, Denise gets $52,000 a month (tax free) in child support from Sheen, $60,000 a month (tax free) in alimony payments from Sheen for two years, and a split on his income from his sitcom which will eventually add up to $25m.

So, basically Denise is making her rounds promoting her show crying “woe is me” and trying to make Charlie look like an ass when SHE is the one pimpin’ her kids out on national television.

Yeah, I pretty much do NOT agree with that. No ounce of pity for Denise Richards here! I hope this reality show bombs.

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