You remember that scum bag paparazzi freak Britney hung around during her pink wig days? Well, Adnan Ghalib has come out of hiding to announce he has a sex tape for sale.

According to Britney’s ex-douchebag, there IS a Britney sex tape and he’s willing to sell it if the price is right.

Adnan told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Yeah, ‘cuz a sex tape isn’t selling the Cheeto-rific pop star out. What’s next–a book? If Britney’s own mother sells her out, it’s pretty much a given that a paparazzo boyfriend would sell the star out.

It is a real shame that the Britster moved into that mansion. See what that HOUSE has done?

It seems Britney has been busting her Cheeto-riffic booty to prepare for her big promotional tour she’ll be starting in a couple weeks for the debut of her new single “Womanizer”. Instead of hitting the party circuit, Brit Brit opted for a movie night in Hollywood viewing Kate Hudson’s new film “My Best Friend’s Girl” last night. It sure looks as if she is keeping her hand out of the Cheeto bag as she showed off a much slimmer svelte bod. Big kudos to Brit for staying away from the booze. Booze + Pills = BAD IDEA.

Anyfrap, earlier in the day, Brit released promotional pics for her new single that is set to hit airwaves September 29th, a week later than originally planned.

Click after the jump to check out Brit’s saucy and severely overbrushed promo pics.

(more…)

I know I said I would probably read Lynne’s book, “Through The Storm”, but I’ve just recently changed my mind. I’ve thought about this long and hard…hard and long and long and hard again. Damn, that sounds painfully dirty…and you know what….the more I think about this, what Lynne is doing IS downright dirty.

Sure, MTV may have given Britney three moon men out of sheer pity, slapped on a label and called it a comeback…but in reality, she still has a LONG road ahead of her. The bitch isn’t better yet. Her meds may have kicked in now, but it doesn’t mean all her troubles are long gone. In other words, Lynne is taking advantage of a situation and using it to benefit HER bank account.

By buying Lynne’s book, the only thing we are doing is lining this bitch’s wallet with money for plastic surgery or to support her tanning bed addiction.

Lynne-Tin Tin has been on a nationwide promotional tour encouraging us all to fork over $24.99 for her book spilling the dirt on her daughter’s lives, including some pretty deep shiznit that would piss me off if my mother ever did that to me. This morning, Tin Tin hit up the “Today Show” packing the punch.

Check out Lynne’s appearance on “Today” here:

Unless she’s donating the profits of this book to the Translational Genomics Research Institute (TGen) Foundation or Cheeto Lovers Anonymous, I am not touching this piece of work with a ten foot pole.

Britney seems to be shaping up nicely, both physically and mentally. It seems the Britster is actually giving a rat’s ass about her appearance, whereas before she sported a rat’s nest on top of her head.

Not only has Britney gotten herself a new weave put into place, but she is also getting a career revival with a little help from her idol, Madonna.

“There is footage being shot of Britney some time this week in conjunction with Madonna’s upcoming (Sticky & Sweet) tour,” Madonna’s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, said in an e-mail Tuesday to The Associated Press. “That is all the information I have available. The rest is `a secret.’”

Secret? What? I’m DYING here. What is the freakin’ secret?

What I am hoping for is Brit Brit to take out her weave so we can see her REAL hair growth. That is the secret I’ve been waiting to be unveiled.
Then, I would love to see her do a Cheetos bag juggling act while eating a fried chicken wing. Wishful thinking, right?

In any case, we’ll all be waiting with bells on!

It may look like Colin Farrell may be falling off the deep end by means of starvation. However, that is NOT the case. So, do NOT worry. He will be able to indulge in booze and Cheetos once he wraps up filming for his upcoming role in Triage, in which he plays a photojournalist covering the war in Bosnia.

Farrell told a source, “I lost weight because my role demanded it. It was all very healthy.”

Wow, what is up with the saggy underwear? That is definitely a different “package” than what David Beckham has. If his weight loss went to the package, I would have hated to TRY to find what was there before. Yikes!