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This Just In: Stone Fox Loses Custody Of Rug Rat.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

She may be a Stone fox, but she sure as hell is NOT a stone winner. Oh, noooo…in fact, Sharon Stone got socked right where it hurts.

According to a source, Sharon Stone’s ex husband newspaper editor Phil Bronstein, “shall have permanent sole physical custody” of Roan Joseph Bronstein despite Stone’s pleas in court to have the arrangement modified, according to a court order related to a Sept. 12 custody hearing. The court found that Bronstein “can provide a more structured continuity, stable, secure and consistent home for the child.”

Does the court not approve of Stone’s cougarlicious extracurricular activities? Hmmmph. THAT sucks. So, my question is, if Stone is such a bad mother (so to speak) then why is the court allowing her to keep custody of her other two adopted children, Laird and Quinn?

I smell something fishy going on here and it’s not Chicken Of The Sea or sticky crotch. Anyone else smell that?

Mary-Kate Knows Something.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Or at least the Drug Enforcement Administration office in New York think she MIGHT know something as they have issued the waif-like creature a subpoena. Despite issuing a statement on Monday that she had nothing to do with the drugs that killed Heath Ledger, Mary-Kate will be required to testify in front of a grand jury.

I know, I know..she didn’t FEED Heath Ledger the pills to take that led to his death. But, I want to know WHY that dumb beotch was called immediately following his death. There obviously was a reason WHY she was the one called, even BEFORE medical help.

There’s something fishy about Mary-Kate and I don’t think it has to do with eating Chicken of the Sea or douching.

In any case, the TRUTH will come out!

Jessica Simpson Knows Abuse.

Friday, August 1st, 2008

This is the new album cover for Jessica Simpson’s album due out in September. And, apparently, it is lyrically “deep”…By Jessica’s standards anyways.

In a new song called “Remember That” Jessica sings, â€œIt doesnâ€™t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You donâ€™t deserve it / It ainâ€™t worth it / Take your heart and run.â€

When asked by an interviewer for Elle magazine, Jessica is asked whether she has ever been physically abused. Her reply? â€œI donâ€™t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.â€

Hmmm, so who was it? Perhaps it was the Chicken of The Sea comments and mockery that caused Jessica emotional pain? Ok, Ok…we kid. We hope Papa Joe doesn’t get his hands on that schmuck who abused Jessica! There’ll be hell to pay!

Or maybe Papa Joe TOLD Jess to make something like this up to get some publicity? A little planting of a story? Hey…We’re just sayin’.