Because when a marriage is on the road to destruction, the best thing to do is get knocked up, right? Not that Katie Price and Peter Andre are completely dunzo, but man oh man have those rumors been floating around in the cyberworld. Katie Price tried to prove her marriage wasn’t in trouble by flying out to Los Angeles to join her man for a few photo ops. And just today, Katie took her presumed publicity stunt one step further.

Katie Price has officially announced to the world that she plans on having more rug rats with her greasy hubby Peter Andre. Those poor kids have not even been conceived yet and I already feel sorry for them. Is that wrong?

Katie told Ok! Magazine, “I want to have another three kids biologically and then adopt, but if something happened and there was a child who needed a home before that, then I’d do it.”

Hmmmm. These two remind me of Madge and Guy all over again. Barf.

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‘Cuz girlfriend is hard up for some cash! Supposedly Denise is not only doing her reality show to “set the record straight”, but to also pay the bills. Ummm, hello…how can this chick NOT have money? She WAS married to Charlie Sheen for gawd’s sake.

According to a source, Denise gets $52,000 a month (tax free) in child support from Sheen, $60,000 a month (tax free) in alimony payments from Sheen for two years, and a split on his income from his sitcom which will eventually add up to $25m.

So, basically Denise is making her rounds promoting her show crying “woe is me” and trying to make Charlie look like an ass when SHE is the one pimpin’ her kids out on national television.

Yeah, I pretty much do NOT agree with that. No ounce of pity for Denise Richards here! I hope this reality show bombs.