Posts Tagged ‘children’

Jennifer Aniston Dubs Saint Angelina As “Uncool”.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

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It’s been FOUR years since the divorce that had the world crying. But, 39394858 kids later and a scandalous alleged affair with the Saint of The World, Brad Pitt has obviously moved on…while Jennifer is finally speaking. And trust me when I say this, Miss Jenny Jen Jen is gonna help sell a ridiculous amount of December Vogue magazines!

Here are a few of the highlights from the highly anticipated interview:

On Things Saint Angelina Told Media Outlets About Her Relations With Pitt:

“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

On Whether She Has Had Contact With Her Ex:

“I have nothing but absolute admiration for him, and I’m proud of him. We have exchanged a few very kind hellos and wishing you wells and sending you love and congratulations on your babies.”

On Why The Divorce Wasn’t THAT Horrible:

“Well, it never was that bad. I mean, look, it’s not like divorce is something that you go, “Oooh, I can’t wait to get divorced!” It doesn’t feel like a tickle. But I’ve got to tell you, it’s so vague at this point, it’s so faraway in my mind, I can’t even remember the darkness. I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. It wasn’t mean and hateful and all of this stuff that they tried to create about Brad can’t talk to Jen and Jen can’t talk to Brad because this person won’t allow it. It just didn’t happen. The marriage didn’t work out.”

On Why People Need To Quit Feeling Sorry For Her:

“This whole “Poor lonely Jen” thing, this idea that I’m so unlucky in love? I actually feel I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love. Just because at this stage my life doesn’t have the traditional framework to it - the husband and the two kids and the house in Connecticut - it’s mine.

It’s my experience. And if you don’t like the way it looks, then stop looking at it! Because I feel good. I don’t feel like I’m supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I’m not. I’m right where I’m supposed to be.”

On Boy Toy John Mayer:

“We care about each other. It’s funny when you hit a place in a relationship and you both realize, “We maybe need to do something else,” but you still really, really love each other.

It’s painful. There was no malicious intent. I deeply, deeply care about him; we talk, we adore one another. And that’s where it is.”

Source: Vogue

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Gwen Chooses Comfort Over Fashion.

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

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When you become a new mama, it is almost necessary to make the investment of a good, sturdy over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

And while most celebrities would choose fashion over comfort, Gwen Stefani appeared content to show off her tighty whitey maternity brazierre while on a Hawaiian vacation with the fam.

Isn’t it fabulous how she just doesn’t give a rat’s ass what people think?

Image Source: Matrix

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Is Billy Bob Causing Friction Between Brad And Angelina?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

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Oh the rumors have been taking over the Internet. Are Brad and Angelina dunzo? Is Angie fed up with Brad’s constant absence from the Chateau? Is Brad purposely scheduling events to get away from Angie and the 678558 rug rats? Inquiring minds want to know!

Now yet another factor has been thrown into the mix…none other than Billy Freakin’ Bob Thornton, Angelina’s ex-husband. A source said, Jolie’s friendship with Thornton has long been the cause of friction between the pair with Pitt said to disapprove of the pair’s on-going relationship. Awwww, shoot. They better brawl it out then! I’d pay to see that. Brad and Billy Bob wrestling around in a boxing ring with Ange wearing both man’s blood vials around her neck. Ok, I admit that isn’t a viable solution. But…

One thing I never could understand was why Brangelina felt it necessary to have SIX children. Surely they have the money to take care of these children, however, just recently Angelina complained that the couple barely had any alone time because they were so busy with the children. I think they need to work on THEM before they even consider taking in anymore children. They are in WAYYYY over their heads now. Unfortunately, I see this ending tragically with Brad moving out and Billy Bob moving in.

What do you think?

Perhaps Brad should make amends with Billy Bob and hire him in as a nanny. That could be a possibility? Ok, so maybe not?

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Ellen And Portia Say No To Babies.

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

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They may have just gotten married, 25 days to be exact…and it seems these two are loving every minute of life as newlyweds. But when asked if kids were in the future Ellen said, “We have thought about kids. Not for us, but we have thought about kids.”

Instead, Ellen would much rather handle other people’s children. Just recently, Ellen and Portia spent some time with Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani and their little doot doots Kingston and Zuma.

DeGeneres commented, “I was holding Zuma this weekend. And all I kept doing was [singing] ‘All I want to do is a Zuma Zuma zoom and shake your rump,” DeGeneres joked.

I think people can do whatever they damn well please when it comes to children. But, really, at this age…I do not see Ellen and Portia having children. I could be wrong, but Ellen would be like 1928438 years old by the time this kid graduates high school. Know what I mean? That isn’t exactly cool.

From the way it sounds, these two are just content being married. And, good for them~!

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Amy Winehouse And Blake To Procreate?

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

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Lord help us all! That is all we need is a bunch of little Wino-Fielder-Civil rats running around.

Amy told a source, “I want at least five kids,’ she said. ‘I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.”

What the heck is this chick smoking? I don’t know what world she is living in, but she sure has a distorted sense of reality.

Let’s hope Amy changes her mind about procreating with this jail bird and gets herself some help in REHAB. Hey, if Britney Spears can do it, there is HOPE for Wino!

Save Wino! Save Wino! Save Wino!

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Brangelina Dishes Out Some Dough.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are all about children AND giving. When they aren’t adopting or popping out children, they are giving money TO children. Such a generous, loving couple they are!

Brangelina’s latest contribution is $1 million to the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict.
Angelina told a source, “These educational support programs for children of conflict are the best way to help them heal.”

It’s nice to see their money going to good causes!

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Brangelina Still Enjoying Sexy Time.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

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She may be as big as a brick house, but that sure doesn’t stop mama-to-be Angelina Jolie from enjoying some sexy time with her baby daddy. In fact, Angelina said being pregnant makes her feel sexy. I don’t see how anyone can feel sexy being 60 pounds heavier and craving chocolate covered pickles, but whatever. More power to her!

But, the big question is, how in the heck are they going to handle SIX kids? SIX!!!! Angelina told Entertainment Weekly, “We really don’t know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we’re going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can.”

Well, I guess when you are Brangelina, you don’t really need a plan! Just keep on poppin’!

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You KNOW Holly’s Crying.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

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Hugh Hefner has been married twice before, but will the old duffer get married again? Not likely. You may have watched E!’s hit reality show The Girls Next Door and seen Holly put the pressure on Hef by dropping her hints of marriage..but Hef gets more stubborn with age. And, he isn’t having any part of it!

Recently Hef told a source, “I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life. But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing–I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

Ding. Dang. Dong. You KNOW Holly is fuming inside and trying to think of how she can convince Mr. Money Bags to change his mind. Old Hef can’t have TOO many years left.

Either Holly needs to get knocked up or get Hef drunk and drive to Vegas for a quickie wedding. And FAST!

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