Posts Tagged ‘Chris Martin’

Madge The Control Freak.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

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So, we all know that Madge is a bit of a control freak…I mean for gawd’s sake, the beotch controlled her wrinkly vadge time during her marriage to Guy.

Now that Madge doesn’t have control over Guy anymore, she’s moving on to mind-torturing her friends. Most recently, Madge has been leaning on bosom buddy Gwyneth Paltrow.

Rumors of a move to New York following Madge’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour could really happen. However, Madonna has been begging her BFF Gwyneth to move with her.

Ok, so I’m not so sure Gwyneth’s husband Chris Martin would be all for that. So the question is….

If Gwyneth doesn’t move with her, will Madge throw a tantrum and end her friendship with Gwynny? I mean, Madge does NOT like it when she doesn’t get her way.

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Don’t Say Cheese. Please.

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

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You’d think if you had as much money as Chris Martin from Coldplay had that you would be able to fork over some cha-ching for some teeth whitening.  Or, just don’t sport a big smile.

Yikes!

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