I must admit Madge is damn fit for a fifty-year-old, with her bulging biceps and her rippling veins. Now, sexy for a fifty-year-old? That is not exactly the word I would use to describe ummm Madge…a few more nuts and bolts and she’d BE the modern day Frankenstein. Yikes!

In fact, I’m almost scared to say anything mean about Madge because she may just unexpectedly reach right through my computer screen and demand an arm wrestling match. And, to be honest with you, I’m not ready. I’ll never be ready. Your Madgesty would cut off all circulation with just one grab of my arm and leave me struggling to breathe. I tell ya, I wouldn’t have a prayer against Madge.

Speaking of prayer, Madge and her adopted son David Banda have been seen for THREE consecutive days at the NYC Kabbalah Center.

According to a source, Madonna made no secret of her plans to raise her youngest son as a follower of Kabbalah when she first took over as his carer, but insists he is free to be a Christian like his biological father when he’s older.

Meanwhile, husband Guy Ritchie appears to be having more fun across the Atlantic, last night rubbing shoulders with Rachel McAdams and Robert Downey Jr. at a photo call for his film Sherlock Holmes.

Such a busy little family!

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