Posts Tagged ‘Christina Aguilera’

Patrick Swayze Is Like Christina Aguilera!

Monday, July 21st, 2008

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He’s a fighter, bitches!

Just months ago Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. He has completed several months of treatment and to his surprise he is responding VERY well to it.

Patrick was seen at the LAX airport and when asked about his health, the Dirty Dancer said, ‘I’m a miracle dude, I don’t know why.’

Well, that is fabulous news. Let’s just hope he QUITS that nasty smoking habit!

Xtina To Become Sag-alicious?

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

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Christina may have just had her baby boy Max just months ago, but it seems Christina and her hubby Jordan may be ready to add another rug rat to the family quite soon.

This may be a very wise move on Xtina’s part to maintain the Double E chi-chis she has developed…BECAUSE…once she decides to quit being a provider of the booby juice…

They WILL deflate and leave her high and dry! It’s just one of those fun little facts of life.

So the more babies, the better!

Kingston Rossdale, The Birthday Boy!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

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And the whole kiddy world bows down. I mean, come on…it’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s child. He’s the prince of celebrity tot land.

So, what does a 2-year old child like Kingston do for his birthday?

Well, invite other celebrity babies and friends, of course!  According to a source, Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman and baby Max made the birthday scene, while Posh brought her son Cruz out to the celebration. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden brought baby Harlow along to celebrate Kingston’s big day.  Sad to say but Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wasn’t able to make the farm-animal themed party.

There was a petting zoo for the kiddies to enjoy as well as an inflatable bounce house that involved some hardcore jumping.

You KNOW you wish you were Kingston.

How Christina Lost 42 Pounds.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

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Songbird Christina Aguilera is all about sharing her diet secrets after giving birth to her first child, Max. Come on, I’ve been dying to know how she got the weight off…BUT kept the boobies. Now, normally I could care less what celebrities have to say about their diet secrets because we all KNOW that most of them workout HOURS and HOURS in the gym and eat maybe a leaf of lettuce a day. But, Christina, losing 40+ pounds and keeping the cleavage…THAT is something I am all for reading.

Christina lost 42 pounds AND in just FOUR months. Well, I’m guessing Christina resorted to breastfeeding…staying hydrated and maybe doing a little somethin’ somethin’ with the hubster, Jordan Bratman? Ehh…maybe not. What Christina DOES attribute her weight loss to is “90 minute workout sessions 5 TIMES a week AND NO white bread”.

She also reveals that what she can’t leave alone is the biggest craving during her pregnancy…sweets. So, here’s my math skills put to work…

90 minute workout sessions x 5 days a week + NO BREAD + Starbursts + Skittles = Loss of 40 lbs, (including booty), but Bigger ta-tas????  Sounds like a reasonable diet plan if you ask me.