Other than the flat-top hair cut, Simon Cowell has got it goin’ on. Look at those fab abs. Look at those aviators. Look at that big hairy chest cavity. Can you say hotter than two rats making love in a wool sock?
Ummm…yeah. The residents and other visitors of Barbados got quite the Christmas package as Cowell strut his stuff on the beach on Christmas Day. Ow, Ow!!!!
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Aspen has always been the hot spot for Miss Mariah’s Christmas holiday celebrations. This year M’s new hubby Nick Cannon gets to partake in the festivities. The newlyweds were spotted out and about shopping at Mariah’s mama’s jewelry store Joan Boyce.
How cute are these two in their coordinating ensembles?
So, what is a man to get a woman who has everything under the sun? Rumor has it that Nicky Poo just bought MC a $5 million pad in Aspen — complete with diamond jewelry in each room. Ummm yeah…that works!
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What a crazy year it was for the Britster! We’ve seen Britney at her highest and at her ultimate lowest…and now after all the hoopla, Britney seems to be on the right foot. Much of her comeback can be attributed to Papa Jamie taking his daughter under his wing, wiping the Cheeto-stained tears from her eyes and getting her to take some meds. Big Yay for Papa Jamie.
At any rate, this picture is worth a thousand words. From the grin on her face to the cuddles with her boys, you can tell Britney is in a better place.
What a difference ONE year really can make!
Whaaaaaaaaaaa?
Merry Freakin’ Christmas A-Rod! With the months of rumors that we’ve been reporting on regarding Madge, her Vadge and Alex and his “rod”, the fire behind their union may be starting to fizzle.
While Madge spends time away from her once red-hot boy-toy, rumor has it that she may have found a temporary replacement in the sizzling city of Rio de Janeiro. While shooting a spread for “W” magazine, Madge has been working with a smoking hot male model who goes by the name of Jesus Luiz. Apparently Madge made her interest very clear for the Brazilian hottie by inviting him to join her when she moves on to San Paulo.
A Brazilian website reports, “Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”
Page Six who broke the rumored fling said, “A-Rod might want to haul it down to Brazil and keep an eye on his new lady. Madonna, who was blamed for coming between Alex Rodriguez and his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Cynthia, is having a grand old time in Brazil while on her Sticky & Sweet tour - and without her Yankee boy toy.”
Madge and Jesus? What a seasonal union! I must admit, Jesus is pretty freakin’ scrumptious!
Jen on her way to David Letterman.
Jennifer Aniston has been on a may-jor promotional tour for her new flick “Marley And Me”, which is due out on Christmas Day. Her latest city of promotional choice? NYC. With an earlier appearance on David Letterman, Jen has been working hard and playing hard too. And girlfriend has been making her presence known in NYC as she enjoyed a night out on the town last night with her boy toy John Mayer. The pair were spotted last night PDA-ing it up on the streets of New York after enjoying a dinner date with friends.
Can these two be anymore annoying? How about those matching ensembles? I’d love to see these two in matching track suits. How saweet would that be???
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Shiloh, Pax, Zahara, Vivienne, Knox, Maddox, Betsy, Betty, Saint, Cliff, Margie, Eddie and all you other Jolie-Pitt children, listen up. I hope to gawd you aren’t expecting that corvette or that Fisher-Price Loving Family Dollhouse this year because I hate to break it to ya…Santa isn’t coming. In fact, he’s going to zoom right past your chateau this holiday season. Yep. I really don’t think he wants to go through the hassle of getting past your 1902934 security guards who populate your estate. Those guys are FIERCE and are no force to be reckoned with!
No, no, no…it’s not that you haven’t been naughty, by any means…it’s just that you have too much shit! Being a part of the Sainthood that you are, you best realize right now that you can’t always get what you want…as long as Papa Brad’s in control of Santa’s sleigh.
This year, you are making your own shit! It’s about to get all Martha Stewart in the Jolie-Pitt chateau this year. HOLLA!
Papa Brad dished to Hello! magazine about his holiday gift giving idea and his craftiness…
“So we have gifts, but we try to keep the money spent to a minimum. The rule is that everyone’s got to make something for someone else, you got to put time into it. We do exchange gifts, although we don’t feel any pressure to make them big or expensive gifts.”
Well, that just sucks. Screw yarn, paper, glitter and markers. If I was Brad’s kid, I’d be asking for a Ferrari, Rock Band 2, a trip to Hawaii, a Jimmy Choo ‘Ring’ Patent Leather Hand Bag and an Elmo Live doll so I could sell it on eBay. So much for my idea for wanting to be adopted by these two anymore!
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Move over Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, you two may be the cat’s meow, but you sure aren’t the star of this show! In fact, there are 22 more important creatures than you. I’m talking about Marley…all 22 of them who played the role of studly Marley in the new flick “Marley And Me”.
Even though just one lucky Marley attended the “Marley and Me” premiere last night in LA looking fly and lightly fluffed, the other Marleys are on a promotional tour with a purpose.
Yesterday, Marley Number 8 (just a guess) spent some time at Miami Dade Humane Society to promote “Marley And Me”, which opens on Christmas Day.
Students from the Sunny Isles Beach K-8 School and Miami Country Day School students were on hand to welcome Marley. The general public was also invited to meet Marley and have their pictures taken with him free of charge by Humane Society of Greater Miami personnel.
Outside of JUST showing up for an appearance, Marley was a part of spreading the important message that if you are interested in owning a pet, be sure you are ready to scoop up the poop! Can I get a “WOOF, WOOF??!!”
Click for pics from the “Marley and Me” premiere in LA last night.
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will be celebrating their first Christmas together as newlyweds. All together now…”awwwwwwwwwwwwwww”. Ok, that’s enough.
Christmas is going to be REAL bright for Nicky Poo this year as you KNOW Mariah (who is a HUGE fan of Christmas) will be a spending fool come the start of the holiday season. Mariah recently sat down with Redbook magazine to dish about her favorite holiday, her holiday traditions, and how she plans to make Christmas one Nick will not forget.
Here are some of the highlights from the interview with the divalicious supa-star:
On What Her Plans Are For This Holiday Season:
“I’m usually working right up until Christmas, but no matter what’s going on, no matter where I am, whether it’s right after a tour or a video shoot somewhere, on December 21, I head to my house in Aspen and start celebrating.
“I have an extended group of friends and family from all over - as far as Sweden and the United Kingdom, even - and every year we gather in Aspen to make it the most festive Christmas ever.”
On Holiday Traditions When She Was Growing Up:
“My mother, now she was festive,” the singer says. “She always wanted Christmas to be exciting. We didn’t always have enough money for a lot of presents, but she’d wrap up whatever she could - even an orange - and say it was from the cat or something, just so I could have things to open.
“I think that when kids are little it’s really all about opening things; it doesn’t matter so much what they are. And my mother always made things very fun.”
On Spending The Holidays With Her New Hubby:
“In addition to everything I love about celebrating the holidays, it’s all going to be heightened because of Nick - in a really good way. I think he senses that Christmas is a big deal to me, so he’s sort of just going with the flow, so that’s cool.”
“I’m pretty sure his family and friends will be out there too. We have to figure out, but we’re gonna make it work.”
On What Her Christmas Eve Dinner Entails:
“Every Christmas Eve I make linguine and white clam sauce for everybody. They always ask: ‘Are you gonna make your clam sauce?’ I also make stuffed shells. It’s kind of random, because I’m not Italian, but the recipes were my father’s and he gave them to me before he passed away, so it’s become a tradition.”
What Mariah Does The Night Before Christmas:
“Before the kids go to bed, we leave out cookies and a note for Santa. The rest of us stay up really late that night and I usually end up wrapping presents until the sun comes up. My problem is, I do too much shopping out there because I never get a chance before that, so I’m sitting up all night wrapping. Then I sleep in Christmas Day, which kind of ruins Christmas morning for everybody.”
On Her Agenda For Christmas Day:
“Actually that’s the night we dress up for dinner. Last year, my pastor came and did a service for us and ate dinner with us. And when I say dress up, I mean I’m in a gown. I’ve got lots of vintage pieces and I wear either red or white and jewelry.”
What Mariah Does While Everyone Else Skiis:
“Usually, a couple of days before, while everyone else is skiing, I just sit around playing dress-up. I don’t know what that’s about - I mean who does that? But skiing means being cold and getting up really early - two things I’m not very good at.”
On Her Favorite Christmas Music:
“By the end of the week in Aspen everybody is ready to kill me, because from the minute we get there to the minute we leave, I have the Christmas music on. Usually it’s satellite radio, but we throw our favorites in there, like the James Brown Christmas album and the Jackson Five Christmas album.
“Oh, and I love the Chipmunks’ Christmas album. It’s such a throwback to childhood - just laughing and having a good time.”
On What She Wants For Christmas This Year:
“Honestly, I haven’t really thought about it,” she says. “I just want to have a really good time - a restful, enjoyable time. I want to be ecstatic and have the best Christmas ever. And I know that’s a really huge request right now. There’s so much going on in the world that’s pretty dismal, but I’ve always had that glass-half-full outlook. That’s how I am. And I really think it’ll be a memorable Christmas.”
Source: Redbook
What we already know is Reese is the butter and Jake is the bread. Or perhaps Jake is the butter and Reese is the bread. Oh whatever.
The point is, is these two just GO TOGETHER. You can’t have one without the other. And, we knew it was only a matter of time before the big ole’ M-word came into the picture.
Rumor has it, marriage may be sooner than we think. Jake has been pining over Reese and talking about her non-stop on the set of his latest film “Prince of Persia”, which is being filmed in Morocco.
A source on the set said, “Jake is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas.
He told me he had proposed several times but she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time. When he asked her again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes.”
If this is true, we are happy for these two love birds! It’s been a rough year for BOTH Jake (with the loss of one of his good friends, Heath Ledger) and Reese (her ex-husband drama).
