Ok, what in whacked-out beehive name has happened here? Wino has an electric glow that would send Saint Angelina into convulsions. Not only has Amy taken a bit more care to her appearance, but she also seems to have put on a few much needed pounds. Miss Cracky was seen out about in London, presumably to buy more sucrose and glucose for the Candy Land that she has recently transformed her home into.

The real question here is where oh where have the crusty scabs gone? Is there some beauty regimen that involves spreading candy floss all over your body to soak up the scab puss that has magically been discovered by THE QUEEN OF ALL CRACKY SCABS? Perhaps Amy is really onto something here. I may have to do an online search for a patent. Wino may be in the running for the UK’s next top inventor.

Or maybe this isn’t really the Cracky McCrackin’ that we all knew…maybe…just maybe…this is really Cindy Crawford? Dun, dun, dun.

Only a toothy smile would solve this mystery. Smile Amy, smile…if your real name is Amy.

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Oh my gawd. I cannot believe it! Zuma Nesta Rock N Roll Hoochie Coo is FOR REAL! I honestly thought this was just some publicity stunt and not that she needed it. Unbelievably, Gwen really was knocked up for 2928484 months and that big bump under Gwenny Gwen’s many fashionable maternity tops wasn’t just a bunch of rolled up chenille blankets duck-taped to her abdomen.

Little two-month-old Zuma was the guest of honor at a Halloween partay thrown by actress Kate Hudson at her LA home. Baby Zuma is already an A-lister spending time with the likes of A-list guests, including Leonardo DiCaprio, Courtney Cox, Cindy Crawford, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher.

What a rough life for little Zuma! We are glad to know that Gwen wasn’t just punking us.

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Forty-two year old Cindy Crawford shows that she still has “it”.

What is “it”, you ask?

Well…”It” is “it”. “It” represents beauty, fashion sense, heart, confidence, sexiness, charm and career longevity, mixed up and thrown into a big stew pot….kind of like Tom’s placenta stew. Although, “it” is much tastier than Tom’s concoction. “It” doesn’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. Do you get “it”?

Anystew, this last week, “it”-girl Cindy Crawford hosted a launch party for the Michigan Avenue Magazine at the James Hotel in Chicago.

How fabulous does Cindy look after TWO kids and at age 42? Ummm…yeah, she sucks too! She definitely gives the younger models a run for their money. Wowsers!

Ok, so we all know that Martha Stewart is like a goddess. She is the queen of all “good” things and I cannot express how much I idolize Martha. Martha has inspired me to be all I can be…and more. However, I’m thinking the old beotch may have herself a little bit of competition in the “Home” department. Ladies and gentleman, Cindy Crawford.

I just discovered today that Cindy Crawford has her own Home furniture and decor line now and I think I’ve just fallen in love. No, I’m not a lesbian…what I’m trying to say is I’m in love with her furniture collection. If you enjoy bright colors and a modern set-up, you will absolutely KNOW what I am talking about.

Cindy showcased her Cindy Crawford Home Collection today at the local RoomsToGo in Buckhead, GA. If you didn’t get to make it out there, you can check out her line here.

Cindy is our honorary Fox That Rocks for this week! Three Cheers for Cindy! You go GIRL!

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