The girl may be back in tip top shape, but it doesn’t mean the Britster can’t get toxic every now and then. Right? You KNOW it’s a slow gossip day when Britney and an artery clogging burger is a focal point of our madness. Of course you want to know when Brit eats, sleeps and drops the kids off at the pool, right? I thought so.

Yesterday Brit Brit indulged in a greasy burger and chips in the grand ole’ country of Japan. The popstar landed in Japan a couple days ago to promote her already number one album “Circus”. In addition to reaching number one in the U.S., the record entered at the top of the charts also in Brazil, Canada, Japan, Mexico and Switzerland.

To that success, I say eat another burger!

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THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE:

‘Nuff said.

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We’ve got a special treat for you, Cheeto lovers!

Thank gawd “Womanizer” is being pushed aside for one hot minute as Brit’s more laid back single, “Circus” is being rolled out. While “Womanizer” is highly addictive, “Circus” makes me sleepy.

Check out the new video for “Circus” and let me know what you think…

CHEETORIFIC or BIG FAT POPOZOA?

Britney may not be able to normally and completely support her sons, but Jayden James and Sean Preston were at GMA this morning to support their mama. And, look how Cheetorific pimp these lil’ fellas look!

Click for more pics of the Cheeto during the so-so GMA performance.
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Good Morning America was all about the birthday Cheeto this morning! And I must say…it’s about freakin’ time someone pays attention to Brit Brit. She hardly gets enough, damnit!

In case you didn’t roll out of bed early enough to catch the birthday extravaganza and the performances on the ABC morning show, we’ve got them right here for your viewing pleasure. Below are “Circus” and “Womanizer”, both performed on the show this morning, as well as some special birthday messages delivered to Brit by a couple of today’s HOTTEST celebs.

I must admit, Brit LOOKS fantabulous. Happy Birthday, beotch!

P.S. Don’t forget, the album drops today!

Despite Papa Jamie’s leash on Brit Brit and helping her get her feet pointed in the right direction, Brit Brit is sad. A bag of Cheetos and a frappe always helps me cope with the day to day hoopla of being a gossip blogger.

If you didn’t watch the much-anticipated Brit documentary, you didn’t miss a whole lot. The revelations weren’t shocking and there was no mention of Adnan, Psycho Sam Lufti, or the whacked out pink wig episodes. C’mon you KNOW you wanted to hear about that Cheeto-ness. I did.

What I got out of the whole one hour jibber jabber was that despite Papa Jamie helping her with shiznit, Brit Brit wants to be free from the conservatorship and wants to be free to search for that new gold-digging husband.

One of the most disturbing quotes from Cheeto Brit’s mouth was one which she told her friends,
‘I’m going to write the man of my dreams on my arm. I’m going to get married next year and have babies. Watch!” Ummm okay. Somehow I don’t think this beotch has learned.

‘You can’t really go there in a complete state of happiness because you’re scared it’s going to be taken away. So it’s better just not to feel anything at all and to have hope to feel the other way….When I tell people the way I feel they hear me, but they’re really not listening. They hear what they want to hear. They don’t really listen to what I’m telling them.

She started to sob as she added: “It’s bad. I’m sad.”

The truth of the matter is that Brit Brit has had ALL the chances and possibilities to have a great life, but because she is ignorant right now, she is just a cow who is being milked for mad Cheeto money. Because her comeback performances have been nothing to write home about, I’m thinking girlfriend needs to disappear off the radar. Earn her kids back and just leave. The end.

Click after the jump for pics of Brit in London, greeting fans and smiling that Cheetorific smile. BTW, isn’t that the balcony Michael Jackson dangled Blanket from?
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Thanks to imeem, you can now listen to Britney’s highly-anticipated “Circus” in its entirety. So, break out the Cheetos and the Frapps. It’s time to get Cheeto-rific, y’all.

After hearing these Cheese-tastic tracks, will YOU be supporting Britney and lining her pockets with your hard-earned Cheeto money?

In less than a month, you’ll be able to dig out the money you’ve been saving for your beloved Cheeto and put it in Cheeto’s pocket…’cuz lawd knows girlfriend has some major ching to dish out to K-Fed monthly.

So in an essence you are dishing out the ching to line K-Fed’s saggy pockets that in turn, will hopefully be spent on some Cheetos for small fries Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline.

Anycrunch, for your listening pleasure, here is a new Cheeto song called “Kill The Lights” that will be featured on Brit Brit’s “Circus” album.

Listen to it about 35 times and it will more than likely have grown on you by then. I already have it drilled in my brain. Thanks, Brit.

Bless her Cheetorific heart. Can ya’ll believe Brit would release THIS as her cover art? My only question is, is where in the world is Sam Lufti?

Ok Ok Ok Ok…so I’m only kidding. But, it would be a totally awesome cover, don’t you agree?

Peep the REAL cover art after the jump.

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Contrary to a rumored delay, Britney’s new single “Womanizer” hit the airwaves today on New York’s Z100.

The single is Brit’s first off her upcoming “comeback” album titled “Circus”.

I’m LOVING it. It’s classic Britney and I’m sure it will be satisfy Cheeto-lovers everywhere. What are your thoughts?