The pearly white gates of the high heavens unfolded the wings of Saint Angelina and released her to attend the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala where she was to sprinkle her angel dust on the man who worships her most…Clint Eastwood. While Clint Eastwood received honors from his fellow A-listers, Saint Angelina shocked the attendees with her surprise entrance.

In fact, Ange’s fellow Hollywood stars gasped in shock of Jolie’s presence. I mean, wasn’t she just in Afghanistan on a humanitarian mission? Ummmm yeah she was peeps, but remember, this is Saint Angelina…she can be here, there, anywhere in just a click of her heels and a sway of her wand.

Making the honorary presentation to Eastwood, Angelina granted her worshipper more power to be saying, “There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they’ll live up to what we imagine them to be. And Clint Eastwood in person is even better. Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader. And I certainly would follow him anywhere.”

Clint turned the compliment around in praise of St. Angelina’s perfect parenting skills and her flawless beauty. Clint then knelt down on the floor in front of Angelina and kissed her angelic feet and opened his mouth while Angelina sprinkled her magic pixie dust onto Clint’s tongue. Well, no that didn’t really happen, but pretty damn close!

Instead, Eastwood praised Jolie saying, ‘Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day, And she’s a great talent.”

(Eastwood directed Jolie in the movie “Changeling”.)

Oh yeah, he forgot to mention how perfectly perfect she is.

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“I was at a function, and a bunch of political types were there. And John McCain was there. He came up to say hello, I said, ‘Look, don’t even ask it. I will not be your vice president. I have to be on the top of the ticket.’”

—Clint Eastwood, interviewed in People

Angelina Jolie hit up the streets of NYC to show all of us that she isn’t being a depressed Dinah. Or perhaps she is a better actress than we all thought? In any case, Angelina looked radiant and lovely as she stepped out to join veteran Hollywood star Clint Eastwood and actress Amy Ryan in at a dinner in New York for their new film ‘The Changeling’.

I can honestly say I am quite pleased that Angelina isn’t out there flaunting a belly-baring top and a stick thin figure after just giving birth to twins like so many other new celebrity mothers. That shit is OVERRATED! Angelina has been keeping a semi-low profile and definitely looks classy for a night out on the town.

Brad must be back at the hotel with the kiddies playing “Duck, Duck, Goose”. Good for him!

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Even though Angelina looks like she is about to pop, she is still keeping up with Mr. Eastwood. And, what is he like 145 years old now? After a busy day at the Cannes Film Festival, preggers Angelina and her domestic partner Brad Pitt hung out with Clint Eastwood, Mick Jagger, Brett Ratner and a few other pals for a relaxing dinner.

According to a source, the group arrived at Restaurant Tetou in Golfe-Juan – about three miles from Cannes – at around 8:30 p.m. Rolling Stone Mick Jagger, 64, was the first to leave, and the whole party broke up around midnight.

I wonder when those twins are REALLY coming. Brangelina is saying August, however, it looks like she is gonna pop ANY TIME. I think Brangelina is fibbing.

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