Must I really say anything about this photo? Seriously.

Josh Holloway, ABC’s “LOST” hunka hunka, is the face and body for the Davidoff’s “Coolwater” cologne and was put to work yesterday in Hawaii. A commercial is set to show why we all should buy the sexy cologne…I think it is pretty safe to say that I am sold.

Where do I buy? Oh and does he come along with the package? (we kid.)

This January you can see more of Josh on the brand new season of “LOST”. Yum.

Eh…not really. But, we’ll let him think that. But, wait one hot minute…I thought Kanye was King…or I should say WANTS TO BE KING. Ha! I’d love to see a Kanye-Diddy show down in the middle of Times Square…a little duking out for the King title would totally make my day. However, I have strong reason to believe that Kanye is more talk than action.

As ‘Ye’s new album 808 and Heartbreak receives horrible reviews, Diddy has taken over Times Square in New York City with an image of himself…which is also said to be the LARGEST to ever hang there. (Excuse me while I gag myself.)

In a statement, Combs said: “I am really proud of the new billboard and of the message that it conveys to everyone who gets to see it.”

The billboard isn’t promoting the fact that Diddy thinks that he really is the King, but rather his new fragrance that is referred to as “I Am King”.

So what does “I Am King” smell like? The description states, “An untraditional fresh fruity woody scent, I Am King combines clean notes with sensual fruits and warm skin nuances. Impossible to ignore, I Am King subtly surrounds the wearer in fresh comfort and attracts women to encounter its power.”

So, basically, it smells like douche-ness. I’m sure Aubrey O’Day would agree.

His own stink.

You can add another celebrity to the list of having their own fragrance…Tim McGraw, the country crooning metrosexual. Coty has helped Tim McGraw develop McGraw by Tim Mcgraw. Original, right?! McGraw is said to come in a “masculine and sophisticated” bottle.
McGraw is said to smell like mothballs, oatmeal, topical ointment and stale piss…you know…what old men smell like.

Just kidding.

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What would Patrick Dempsey smell like? Good news is, we will officially get to find out!

That’s right peeps, Patrick Dempsey just got signed on with AVON to promote a men’s signature set and according to a source, he will be involved in every aspect of the launch. Oh, I’m sure he will be as his wife Jillian is the global creative color director for AVON.

Now, this is one AVON representative I wouldn’t mind knocking on my door. Yum, Yum!
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