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Britney Spears Is Still Sad.

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Despite Papa Jamie’s leash on Brit Brit and helping her get her feet pointed in the right direction, Brit Brit is sad. A bag of Cheetos and a frappe always helps me cope with the day to day hoopla of being a gossip blogger.

If you didn’t watch the much-anticipated Brit documentary, you didn’t miss a whole lot. The revelations weren’t shocking and there was no mention of Adnan, Psycho Sam Lufti, or the whacked out pink wig episodes. C’mon you KNOW you wanted to hear about that Cheeto-ness. I did.

What I got out of the whole one hour jibber jabber was that despite Papa Jamie helping her with shiznit, Brit Brit wants to be free from the conservatorship and wants to be free to search for that new gold-digging husband.

One of the most disturbing quotes from Cheeto Brit’s mouth was one which she told her friends,
‘I’m going to write the man of my dreams on my arm. I’m going to get married next year and have babies. Watch!” Ummm okay. Somehow I don’t think this beotch has learned.

‘You can’t really go there in a complete state of happiness because you’re scared it’s going to be taken away. So it’s better just not to feel anything at all and to have hope to feel the other way….When I tell people the way I feel they hear me, but they’re really not listening. They hear what they want to hear. They don’t really listen to what I’m telling them.

She started to sob as she added: “It’s bad. I’m sad.”

The truth of the matter is that Brit Brit has had ALL the chances and possibilities to have a great life, but because she is ignorant right now, she is just a cow who is being milked for mad Cheeto money. Because her comeback performances have been nothing to write home about, I’m thinking girlfriend needs to disappear off the radar. Earn her kids back and just leave. The end.

Click after the jump for pics of Brit in London, greeting fans and smiling that Cheetorific smile. BTW, isn’t that the balcony Michael Jackson dangled Blanket from?
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Tom Cruise Needs A Miracle.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Sit back, relax, and try not to daydream about consuming the warm hearty placenta stew Mr. Scientology takes pride in. It’s not always about the stew, peeps. I’ve planned out Tom’s summer for him and strongly believe he should consider entering his concoction in next year’s county fair. Heck, even a county fair world tour would be a placenta-rific idea. A handful of blue ribbons is almost as good as an Oscar.

Anyflick, there’s no denying the fact that Tommy Cruise IS a washed-up actor who NEEDS a good movie to resurrect his star. And, THIS, my friends, is his attempt at a comeback.

“Valkyrie” is Tommy’s latest project and is set to get people talking. Check out the trailer for the new flick and let me know what ya think.

Will Tommy fall flat on his face and be forced to seek a new career avenue?

Britney’s Comeback. No. For Real!

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

I’m beginning to feel like the boy who cried wolf here with the deliverance of Britney “comeback” news. We all know what happened with last year’s supposed comeback and the long year of orange Cheetos tears. With a rumored 2008 VMA comeback performance that DIDN’T happen, I was beginning to wonder if the Britster crew was fooling us.

But no…really.

With Britney’s single “Womanizer” already booming on the airwaves and her new album already stirring up positive reviews…this IS going to be THE comeback. Mark my freakin’ words.

Britney’s new single “Womanizer” has hit airwaves and the finished video will be debuted this Friday on ABC’s 20/20. Because MTV doesn’t play music anymore (which is a whole ‘nother rant) reporter-licious Diane Sawyer is doing the honors of delivering the goods.

Britney has taken out the trash and appears to look just as good as she did back in the good ‘ole days. It is amazing what an updated weave and a little airbrushing does! Big Kudos goes out to papa Jamie for making this ALL even possible.

Tune into Brit Brit’s exclusive premiere of “Womanizer” Friday at 10 p.m. on ABC.

Images Source: Stills are from Brit’s “Womanizer” video, courtesy of Frank Micelotta

Britney’s New Single Debuts On Z100.

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Contrary to a rumored delay, Britney’s new single “Womanizer” hit the airwaves today on New York’s Z100.

The single is Brit’s first off her upcoming “comeback” album titled “Circus”.

I’m LOVING it. It’s classic Britney and I’m sure it will be satisfy Cheeto-lovers everywhere. What are your thoughts?

Britney’s ‘Circus’ Coming To Town Sooner Than Later.

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Anti-trainwreck lovers, get ready for the comeback of a lifetime. Britney Spears is getting ready to debut her new album, quite fittingly titled “Circus”.

Wow. I can just see the tour now…midgets on unicycles, self-medicated poodles, and Cheeto-eating monkeys. Wait a minute…wasn’t the VMA’s supposed to be Cheeto-lover Brit Brit’s comeback? Hmmph. Apparently this beotch is getting the three stikes are you’re out treatment.

Jive/Zomba, announced today that Britney Spears’ new album will now be released December 2nd, rather than the very end of the year. Wow, I can die happy knowing that! A Britney-maniac also filled me in that December 2nd is Britney’s birfday as well. How sweet.

Anywho, the first single will hit radio airwaves September 22nd. The single is called “Womanizer”. Prepare to see a whole lot of Britney in the coming month/months. Whether you or I like it or not, she’s gonna try once again to climb the ladder to music super-stardom. I’m sure K-Fed is loving this. The more she makes, the more he gets for child support. HOLLA!

Yeah, just wait until she snatches those kids away you K-Fedders!

Britney To Attempt VMA Comeback #2?

Monday, August 18th, 2008

The VMA’s are always full of surprises. Last year, Britney offered us a comeback that instead of cheers, she got jeers and a WHOLE YEAR of ridicule. Let’s face it…dancing around on stage with a big belly full of Cheetos hanging out was a nightmare in itself.

This year…we all KNOW she’s going to be there. She’s filmed the promo. She’s been nominated for a couple video awards. The big question is, after a year of getting medicated and a few successful small screen appearances, will she attempt VMA Comeback number two?

I’m guessing she either opens the show or closes the show. Brit knows that ANY performance would be better than last years! We’ll have to wait until September 7th to find out!

By the way, I’m kind of digging the wavy weave.