I’m not exactly sure what Hayden Panettiere was thinking when she super-glued this fugly shirt to her body…but I am sure of one thing…that gargan-chewin’ necklace is drawing attention to an area that could possibly result in the biggest boob slip in Hollywood history.

Luckily, Hayden kept a watchful eye on her boob-al region by fidgeting with her necklace all night long at the Madge concert she attended last night.

Girlfriend would have been better off wearing a leotard. That would have at least allowed her to do some Vogue-ing. Shoot.

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It was the most talked about concert of the month…Madge’s performance at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Not only did leotard-loving Madonna put on an amazing show, Madge also made the show even more veiny by inviting Britney Spears AND Justin Timberlake as her “surprise” guests.

However, the cat was out of the bag earlier this week…it was just a matter of seeing whether or not the rumor was fact or fiction.

According to PEOPLE,

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake each took the stage in separate appearances at Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour at L.A.’s Dodger Stadium Thursday night. But, PEOPLE has learned, the two actually crossed paths during rehearsal. Timberlake was first, and then Spears came on stage to run through her part. “They said ‘hi’ to each other. Justin was very cool,” a source says. Adds another source, “This was a night for [Britney] to enjoy, and not stress over. This was a good moment for her to just enjoy and have fun.” And enjoy she did. Dressed in satin black pants and white suit shirt with ruffle, Spears has been appearing in a taped segment during Madonna’s “Human Nature” performance since the beginning of the tour. Her “It’s Britney, bitch!” segment she did live. Madonna greeted her with “Hi Britney!” And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on “Human Nature” with Madonna. “She’s not your bitch” Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: “It’s Britney, bitch!” Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage. “4 Minutes” came on and remixed into “Vogue” as Spears disappeared from view.

We wish we could have been there!

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Madonna couldn’t resist launching a thinly veiled attack on her soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie as she took to the stage in Boston last night. Before she sang ‘Miles Away’, which Madonna previously claimed was inspired by Ritchie, she told the audience: “This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.” Ouch!!!

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If I was Sarah Palin, I’d take my hockey mom ass right back to Alaska, put on my Eskimo parka and hide in my igloo for a long, long time. Oh, and I’d bring Joe six-pack with me too, you know, ‘cuz he’s a Maverick and all. And quite frankly, I don’t think Madonna is a fan of Mavericks. Or at least that is what she made clear at her concert in Madison Square Garden earlier this week.

Madonna told thousands of fans how she feels about VP candidate Sarah Palin.

And yep…you betcha, Madonna is beyond pissed!

With bulging biceps like Madge has, I’d be almost certain she’d knock anyone out with one punch. In fact, all she’d need to do is wrap her legs around any part of the body, squeeze and bam…there’d be trouble.

Check out the vid to see what Madonna has to say about Palin. It ain’t pretty.

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J. Lo seems to have gone from hello to Jell-o. J. Lo was especially jello-riffic in Athens as she performed for a crowd of 11,000…so much so that she let her jello hang outside of her dress. Flappy floppy flippy flappy!

She must have forgotten to put on a bra after her glamorous Greek goddess photo shoot at the sacred Acropolis earlier in the day. Whoops!

To hell with it! Let those babies hang out. Nobody cares!

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John ain’t crapola without Jennifer Aniston and he knows it. Too bad he had to be such a douche-bag. Oh well. It’s over. And, Johnny is back on the stage pouring his love into his guitar. (and getting some groupie lovin’ as well, I am sure.)

John hit up the The Verizon Wireless Amphitheater at Encore Park for a show with One Republic on Friday night. John’s summer tour is set to end tonight in West Palm Beach, Florida. So, what’s to come? Hopefully some serious self-examination.

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Now if only more artists would be like “Sweet Caroline” crooner Neil Diamond. Neil Diamond put on a half-ass show the other night for fans in Ohio. Apparently, Neil’s voice was a tad raspy and his performance sucked big time! The cool thing about it, is Neil acknowledges that. He knows he sucked! How many artists would admit that? Ummm…I’m thinking NOT many at all.

According to an insider, Some fans left the Monday concert early and others said Diamond completed the concert without mentioning anything to the audience about his voice.

And so…Neil is offering a refund to all attendees who place a request before Sept. 5.

“I haven’t let you down before and I won’t let you down now,” the singer said in an apology on his Web site.

Now Neil is a class act! Amy Winehouse and other half-ass entertainers need to take note. Neil is the fox that rocks!

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I don’t care what anyone has to say…Backstreet’s back and better than ever. Sorry it’s been like THREE days since the concert and I hadn’t posted anything…but geez. I’ve been sinking it all in. My boys. *sigh* Older…wiser…funnier…and definitely more relaxed.

I was lucky enough to attend the Minnesota State Fair (where everything is on a stick) on Saturday to indulge in BSB heaven on a stick. Ok, not on a stick, but on stage AND within arm’s reach of my seat in the first row. Rewind back to when I was 15 and this would have been a moment of pure bliss…a marriage to the bad boy (AJ) would have been inevitable because he’d want to marry ME—–DUH!

The Boys did a mixture of tunes from their older, more popular days mixing it up with songs and dance from their latest album “Unbreakable”.

The set list went like this:

* Larger than Life
* Everyone
* Any Other Way
* You Can Let Go
* Unmistakable
* I Want It That Way
* She’s Like The Sun (Howie solo)
* Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely
* More Than That
* Helpless When She Smiles
* Trouble Is
* Incomplete
* Drive By Love (AJ solo)
* Nick’s drum solo
* Panic
* Everything But Mine
* I Got You / Blow Your Mind (Nick solo)
* Quit Playing Games With My Heart
* As Long As Love Me
* All I Have To Give
* I’ll Never Break Your Heart
* Inconsolable
* Welcome Home (Brian solo)
* The One
* Treat Me Right
* The Call
* Everybody

Encore: * Shape of My Heart

Each of the Boys had their own solo time and whether you want to believe me or not…they were fabulous. Howie laid on the cheese with his latino smoozing and bon bon shaking while Nick and AJ brought on the high energy performances and the hip gyrations. (My boy AJ will be releasing his solo debut (FINALLY) tentatively in October of this year. HOLLA!) And, Brian performed his positive hit “Welcome Home” from his earlier released and highly successful album “Welcome Home”.

My biggest fear was that this would be the end of a successful run for these boys I essentially grew up with. When Kevin left, I honestly felt it was just a matter of time before they each went their separate ways. However, they reassured their fans that they AREN’T going anywhere. And that…makes me fabulously happy.

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It was not a good night for the Snoop Dee Oh double gizzle as his tour bus got pulled over on Interstate 45 in Corsicana. For what, you ask? Expired registration tags! (The tour bus-izzle was en route to Dallas for a concert.)

Then to much surprise, the officers did a little sniffin’ and smelled a tad bit of marijuana…which led them to question those on the bus. Marijuana?!!! WHAT?!!!!

I know, I know…I almost peed my pants reading that part.

According to a source, two ounces of the drug were found and Ethan Calhoun, 27, and Kevin Barkey, 26, were arrested after admitting the drugs belonged to them.

Snoop’s dogs would NOT have gotten busted if they would have had updated registration tags on their bus! Or, would they have?

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Buzz, buzz, buzz….like a bee! John Mayer got a new ‘do and debuted it at the Shoreline Amphitheater in California where he and Colbie Caillat put on a show.

It also looks like John has adopted Jennifer’s water and leaf lettuce diet as well. Johnny is looking especially bony and slim! Get the boy a cheeseburger for gawd’s sake! I hate to say it but…that Jen is a BAD influence on Mr. Mayer. They are just a couple of bony Bonnie’s knockin boots and sharin’ smooches.

FYI: Johnny, I do kind of like the buzz cut! It suits you.

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