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Frozen In Time.

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Well, to my surprise Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are still going strong. I’m surprised Ashton is STILL with this hag. I’m just waiting for that day when Ashton gets his shit together and realizes hey…I can do better than this. A few years from now Demi will be sporting dentures and begging Ashton to rub her bones with Bengay. I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound too sexy…if you know what I mean.

Seriously, for the amount of Botox and cosmetic surgery Demi has had and for the amount she is going to have sooner or later Demi will be a spitting image of Joan Rivers. THAT is NOT hot.

Demi has proved to us that you can still get a decent man or boy when you are old and gray…ok, we get it. Congratulations. Now, let Ashton out of his cage…let him spread his wings and fly into the arms of Cameron Diaz.

Tags: Ashton Kutcher, Bengay, Botox, Cameron Diaz, cosmetic surgery, Demi Moore, Joan Rivers
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Do YOU Want Madonna’s Face?

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

I don’t.

For $30,000 you CAN have Madonna’s face.

I personally am not a big fan of sunken-in cheeks with what looks to be acorns packed up in the upper cheek bones. It’s just not appealing, unless of course you are a squirrel. And, I’m pretty sure Madonna is not part-squirrel. If she starts shelling acorns with her teeth, I will become concerned.

Apparently, cosmetic surgeons adore Madonna’s face and have named it the “New New Face”…which is supposedly a “high honor” in the name of cosmetic surgery. (Even though Madonna denies having plastic surgery, of course.) Yay for Madonna.

According to a source, Dr. Rosenberg used Meg Ryan as an example of the ‘Old New Face’, saying, “‘Meg may think she looks beautiful, but what we are picking up on is a sense that maybe there is an over-inflation of the lips, thereâ€™s an over-abundance of fillers in her face.”

Yeah Meg, take the hint, Dr. Rosenberg thinks your ugly. Heart-shape-faced squirrels are the “in” thing THESE days! The Olsen twins were also named as having the “New New” faces. Well, yippie freakin’ doo.

So, remember that peeps…next time you get cosmetic work done on your face, just ask for the “heart-shape-faced-squirrel look”, aka. the Madonna and the surgeons will LOVE you.

But, will you LOVE YOU?