Posts Tagged ‘Criss Angel’

Holly Madison Says Goodbye To Saggy Balls.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

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Holly Madison as Baywatch babe Pam Anderson for Halloween.

After six years, Playboy bunny Holly Madison has officially said goodbye to saggy wrinkly balls, metamucil breakfasts and geriatric sexy time. Since Holly got kicked out of the Playboy mansion as Hef’s number one girlfriend, Miss Madison has moved on to a younger, less-seasoned man…fake magician and possibly STD-infested Criss Angel.

Just weeks after breaking up with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, ho-bag Holly lapped up attention while on the arm of Criss at the opening of his new Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas.

The new-paparazzi-loving-couple smooched it up on the black carpet, proudly displaying their “newfound” love by sucking each other’s faces for the cameras. Gag me.

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It’s doubtful this duo will last. I give them 3 months TOPS until these two get sick of lapping up each other’s tongues.

Image Source: Splash

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Nick Cannon Must Be Getting On MC’s Nerves.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

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Rather than celebrating Nick’s birthday at Disneyland or Chucky Cheese’s, Mariah spent her ching on a night out at PURE nightclub. How sweet.

According to a source,

PURE Nightclub was jam packed with excitement on Tuesday night, stealing the Sin City spotlight as one of the world’s most famous and highly successful recording artists, Mariah Carey, hosted a blowout birthday bash for husband Nick Cannon. The celebrity power couple arrived just after midnight, stopping to wave to fans and pose for photographs on the red carpet before heading into the packed party where they took to a luxurious white-leather VIP bed adjacent to the DJ booth on the club’s main VIP stage.

Almost immediately Cannon jumped on the turntables and grabbed the mic, thanking all for coming out to help him celebrate his special night. With wife Carey by his side, Cannon began to spin a stellar soundtrack for his own birthday extravaganza and the club’s energy went through the roof. Moments later, Carey helped to present a three tiered, orange flamed birthday cake to her number one man as partiers cheered on. Carey then joined Cannon’s mother and friends at their nearby table where they shared glasses of Pinot Grigio, danced and sang along to the mix of club anthems and hit songs that Cannon was playing.

Carey paid plenty of visits to Cannon in the DJ booth throughout the night, during which club goers spotted the twosome sharing secrets and playfully admiring each other. Around 3am Cannon paid tribute to his wife by mixing a medley of some of Carey’s hottest hits throughout her record breaking career, including “Fantasy,” “It’s Like That” and “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Then, the multi-talented singer, who has had an awe-inspiring 18 number one singles in the U.S., and Cannon’s mother joined the birthday boy behind the wheels of steel once more before the happy couple called it a night at 3:30am. Also present at the unforgettable Tuesday night turnout was master mystifier Criss Angel and UFC fighter Heath “Texas Crazy Horse” Herring.

You KNOW Nick didn’t get a birthday present, especially considering he had to work on his own birthday! Girlfriend has been spending enough money on her baby boy. It’s time for him to get in some work…well besides filling her drinks, picking up the empty glasses and pulling her car around the front.

Happy Birthday, Nick!
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Pam Anderson Pulls A Trick Of Her Own.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

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It was Pam Anderson’s 41st birthday and the beotch went all out. Any reason to get sloppy drunk and act like a total whore is Pammi’s idea of fun! She got a tattoo…made out with her birthday cake…and made out with a douche bag magician named Criss Angel…whom you know later she doinked. Things never change.

My only thought here is, where the hell is Tommy Lee? I thought these two moved in together? Well, if Tommy didn’t about this then, he sure as hell knows now!

And, ironically Pammi calls Jessica Simpson a whore!

Hey, only calling ‘em as I see ‘em!

See more trashy birthday pics after the jump.
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Cameron Diaz Flashing Some Ring-Finger Bling.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

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The rumors are flying around that Cameron Diaz just may be engaged to Jennifer Aniston’s ex Paul Sculfor. Don’t believe it. Cameron flashing around an engagement ring for everyone to see? I DOUBT it. She hates attention when it comes to her relationships. So, WHY oh WHY would she be flashing this ring?

Not like she NEEDS the publicity. She has three movies in the works, including Shrek Goes Fourth.

Possibly this is a big ole’ “Haha Justin Timberlake. Take THAT John Mayer. Eat doo doo, Criss Angel.”

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