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Madge And Her Vadge Are Sad.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Madge is finally opening up her wrinkly trap about her marriage that went wrong. We know Madge was a Vadge controller and a Kabbalah freakoid, but we want to know how Madge really feels. And, believe me, she is letting us know whether we want to hear it or not. She wants us to know that deep down, she really does experience emotion and does in fact have real feelings. Hmmmm…there’s a fun little fact for ya to swallow.

Madonna told a source, “I’m sad about my personal life, but I feel very blessed and very lucky that I have the opportunity to do what I do in my professional life. It would be horrible if I was just thinking about getting a divorce and had nothing to do.”

Oh, it would be awful because then you’d have to worry about your children’s well-being and how they are doing in all this drama. Funny how Madge doesn’t mention them for even one hot minute.

Poor, poor pitiful Madge.

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Denise Richards And Her Bitch.

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

Denise Richards took a break from her drama-filled life to attend the Much Love Animal Rescue Bow Wow Wow event at the Playboy Mansion. And, she brought her best friend with her…one that won’t talk back to her…

Now that ex-husband Charlie Sheen has a new wife in the picture, Denise is sure determined to make Charlie’s life a living h-e double hockey stick.

According to a source, Denise was in court on Friday to seek an emergency protective order to alter the ex-spouses’ current custody and visitation arrangement with their two young daughters, Lola and Sam.

Sometimes a bitch and her bitch just need a night out on the town and a break from all the drama she creates!

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Britney Spears Gives Up Custody Fight.

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Today, Britney Spears showed up in what was her final day of court for her custody hearing vs. Kevin Federline.

It seems K-Fed came out on top, being awarded sole custody of the couple’s two sons and some extra ching!

A source close to the singer confirms she’ll (Britney) now pay Federline $20,000 a month in child support, an increase from $15,000.

Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, also demanded and received $250,000 for his work on the case, the source adds.

Britney will keep her two days a week visitation (with one overnight). IF all things go well, by the end of the year, she may have another overnight added to her visitation.

You KNOW K-Fed had a permanent grin on his face following this hearing. Kevin BE Livin’ Large Ya’ll! Let’s just hope those boys turn out okay.

Britney Spears Custody Case Will Go To Trial.

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Today Britney Spears and Kevin Federline could not come to a custody agreement that would prevent them from heading to trial in August. HOWEVER, the good news is, is that there was a positive flow of communication between the two parties. (Perhaps, the late night phone sex chats are helping after all.)

Kevin’s lawyer Mark Kaplan told a source, “Kevin has had sole legal custody since January. He wants that to become the permanent order at trial, and the visitation to be consistent with what the court expanded it to this week.”

He continues, “There’s nothing magical about 50-50. There’s nothing magical about 60-40. What’s magical is that whatever order is in place, it’s the order that best suits the best interest of the children.”

It is always so difficult when there are children involved. Neither party wants to budge on their stance which means only more cha-ching to be dished out to the lawyers. You KNOW Mark Kaplan is happy he took THIS case!

Britney and Kevin Shackin’ Up?

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Well, not so fast. Britney and K-Fed may have legally ended their marriage, BUT according to a close source there is a possibility of Britney and K-Fed getting back together, ya’ll!

What once used to be just messages through lawyers have now turned into “civil” phone conversations. Kevin actually enjoys talking to Britney once again and…get this, he told a source that he still loves her…horrible weave and all!Â Now THAT is love! What Kevin really wants is to have the boys be raised by both a mother and father…and if Britney and him reconcile, he wouldn’t mind shackin’ up with Brit Brit once again!

Well, of course he wouldn’t! Mama’s still got bank!

Britney’s Good Day In Court.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

There were no fans outside showing support. The paparazzi failed to chase her. No Starbucks in hand. No Cheetos-stained fingers.Â And, a nicely placed weave?Â Hmmph.Â Are the insane Britney days over?

Britney showed up to her custody hearing ON TIME, dressed very conservatively and looking healthy. Who ever thought this day would come?

In the court room, the judge was quite pleased with the progression that Britney has made over the past couple months.Â He reportedly made some changes to the custodial orders, granting the Britster extra time with her boys. Hallelujah. That’s awesome news for little Sean Preston and Jayden.Â According to a source, Brit will be allowed 3 supervised visits per week.Â That is a lot more than what she had been getting!

The Big Kudos goes out to Papa Jamie for laying the freakin’ smack down!

All it takes is a little bit of tough love, ya’ll!

Side Note:Â Jamie Spears is hoping to get Britney back her 50/50 custody by August.

Britney Spears Gets A Big Bill.

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Today Britney Spears was ordered by the courts to pay more than $372,000 in legal fees to her lawyers representing her in her legal custody battle with K-Fed. It has been reported that this custody battle has cost Britney over $1 million so far. Insane!

Instead of indulging in Cheetos and In-And-Out Burger to deal with this blow to her bankroll, Britney is spending a lot of her time sweating it out at Bally’s Total Fitness. According to a source, Britney may be in talks to endorse Bally Total Fitness once she gets her former buff body back.