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Julianne Hough To Say Bye Bye To DWTS?

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

“Dancing With the Stars’ Julianne Hough says she may be hanging up her dancing shoes for good. ‘I won’t be on Dancing this spring season. I don’t know about the fall. Maybe, maybe not. We’ll see…I really, really want to focus on the music and, ya know, be taken seriously a little bit. And I think it’s hard to be on [Dancing] and be singing.” Ok, Joaquin-Phoenix-Angelina-Jolie-Nicole-Kidman wannabe. We kid. Do what you gotta do, honey. But, you WILL be missed by horny old men and dance freaks nationwide!

Heather Mills Loves America.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Damn. WHYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYY? We sure as hell don’t want peg leg living here…permanently. It seems as if the British don’t want Heather Mills residing in Heather’s native England either and quite frankly, I don’t blame ‘em! However it seems we Americans are stuck with Miss Golddigger…for now.

Heather told a source, “Itâ€™s just so positive” (living in America), she said. ‘When I did Dancing with the Stars, it was just so amazing. I love England and I always will. But you know, it seems like I can really get a lot done in America on the causes I really care about.” (And not get ragged on as much.)

Even though Heather and little Beatrice (her daughter with Paul McCartney) are based in America, they still have kept their residence in East Sussex. You know, just in case she accidentally trips over her heels in the middle of Times Square, tragically breaking her “good” leg giving her no other choice but to haul ass back to England to get a new peg leg and forever remain a recluse in England because nobody there wants to see her nasty plastic face with dollar signs in her eyes ever again.

Despite claims that Heather has spent her millions on plastic surgery and other frivolous activities, Heather defends that she has spent her divorce settlement on charitable events and other worthy “projects”. “Iâ€™m in a really good place at the moment. Iâ€™m really at peace.”

Shoot, I’d be at peace too if I knew I had millions of dollars to do whatever the hell I pleased. Heather Mills is the definition of the perfect gold digger…I’ll give her a high five for that!

Heidi Klum, Battered And Bruised.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Just because Tom Bergeron is the host of Dancing With The Stars doesn’t mean he’s a STAR dancer. Apparently Heidi Klum put her trust in him enough to let him whip her around the Emmy’s stage like a rag doll. Let’s just say all was going well (i.e. everyone in the audience was sleeping) UNTIL Tom’s arthritic bones gave out and dropped the waif-like creature bruising her thigh-high. THUD BAM, Thank you ma’am.

Heidi seemed to make a mockery of the accident, however you know backstage she slapped him upside the head with the bottom of her stiletto heels.

Looks like it hurts! Too bad that thing is going to take years to heal.

Dancing With The Stars Reveals Season Seven Roster.

Monday, August 25th, 2008

It’s what we’ve all been waiting for. The Dancing With The Stars 7 cast has been revealed. Yahoo!

The cast includes:

Kim Kardashian, former Paris Hilton BFF turned reality TV star

Cloris Leachman, Oscar-winning actress

Maurice Greene, Olympic sprinter

Lance Bass, former N’ Sync star

Rocco DiSpirito, TV chef

Warren Sapp, NFL star

Misty May-Treanor, Olympic beach volleyballer

Toni Braxton, Grammy award-winning R&B star, you know…Unbreak My Heart

Cody Linley, from “Hannah Montana” show

Ted McGinley, veteran actor

Brooke Burke, actress/TV personality

Jeffrey Ross, celebrity roaster and comedian

Susan Lucci, “All My Children” star

Who will shake their bon bon to victory?

I love Kim and her bootyliciousness, however, I doubt she will win. It’s not that I don’t have faith in her, I just think Lance Bass will come out on top. He has dancing embedded in his genes. I mean…come on…”Bye Bye Bye?” CLASSIC.

And, Susan Lucci…well…that beotch took 38974897397 years to win an Emmy…how can she expect to win a freakin’ dancing title? Eh. My pick…Lanceford Bass. Hands down.

Mario And Karina Are Just Friends.

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Lucky for Mario number two, Karina Smirnoff and Mario number officially broke it off in July (as Karina confirmed). But in the meantime, Karina has been linked to MANY different men, including Andy Baldwin from the Bachelor. So, what about Mario? No, NOT Mario Lopez…Mario Mario.

In an interview with Essence magazine, Mario Mario sets the record straight about his feelings for Karina. Or just confuses us even more.

When asked about his “rumored” relationship with his Dancing With The Stars partner Karina Smirnoff, “Yeah, you know, I was diggin’ her and we had a great time together but she was in a relationship at the time. I would rather not have dealt with the pressures of going through that whole thing I wanted to keep it professional. As a young man, when you’re focused on something, sometimes a woman can be a setback a little bit (laughs). But for me to get physical with her or get in a relationship, even though it was tempting, I wouldn’t have been as focused. I kept it professional.”

Keywords….”at the time”. Now that there is no TIME, looks as if these two have no problem showing their Chris Brown-Rihanna affectionate love towards one another.

You KNOW these two have done a little more than dancing on their feet. Dancing in the sheets perhaps? Ohhhhh yeah. What?! I’m just sayin’.

Image Source: Wire Image

Kim Kardashian To Shake Her Booty?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Kim Kardashian spent some promotional time in Cabo San Lucas with Carmen Electra for their new movie “Disaster Movie”. Sounds more like a vacation if you ask me! However, Kim states on her official blog that she was indeed PROMOTING, not just frolicking on the beach and pretending to surfboard on a real surfboard on dry land.

Unfortunately, I do not think I will be seeing this disaster, I mean, “Disaster Movie” on the big screen. I’m sorry but I try to steer clear of movies with Carmen Electra in them. Let’s be honest here, unless a movie has at least one A-list actor or actress in it, I find it hard to go and see it in the theater. It’s just not worth my $7.50 plus popcorn. Carmen Electra as a serious actress? I just can’t grasp it. Kim Kardashian? Somewhat more believable. But, still…no A-list actor…no go.

Let’s get to the booty-licious news here. Kim Kardashian…ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars”….Is she or isn’t she?

According to a source, speculation has been stirring for quite some time about whether Kim Kardashian will bring her booty into the ballroom â€” but it looks as though itâ€™s going to be a double whammy this season. A Kardashian camp insider said that Kim will be battling against her mom, Kris Jenner.

The reality stars will reportedly be partnered with father/son pro dancers Mark and Corky Ballas.

I’m guessing nothing will be revealed until they are ready to announce the official dance crew closer to season premiere time. Until then, I’m crossing my fingers. Would LOVE to see Kimmy and her bah-donk-ah-donk do the tango on national television…with a professional…not Kim and her butt dancing together…umm, er…whatever. You know what I mean.

Miley Making That Money, Ya’ll!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Scandal doesn’t seem to affect Miley Cyrus’s ability to make some major money. Not only has her new album “Breakout” been raking in the dough for the Disney princess, but she has also earned some dolla dolla bills for charity. And some big bucks, mind you.

Miley’s FIRST Ebay auction was a success…$58,100 worth to be exact.

Here are some of the items that went up for auction and their respective winning bids:

*T-shirt from Cyrus’ “Start All Over” video, $3,550
*A necklace worn by Miley, $2,763.13
*A brown, lace dress worn when she danced with her dad on “Dancing with the Stars”, $2,500
*Meet and Greet for Miley’s premiere of “Bolt”, $16,800

Damn! You go girl!

The only thing that sucks, is yet ANOTHER scandalously leaked photo from Miley’s iphone has hit the Internet. Hopefully she learned a lesson from this!

Mario Lopez Is One Sly Fox.

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

Mario Lopez has a problem with being faithful. Just call him a playa…but don’t call him “smooth” because he truly ain’t all that and a bag of chips.

Meagan Cooper, a Hooters gal Meagan, told a source that she and Lopez carried on a secret romance for almost a year while he publicly dated Smirnoff (the Dancing duo recently split). Oh, damn…this sounds all too familiar, doesn’t it Ali Landry?

While Mario was putting on his AC Slayter tutu and tights, Meagan Cooper tried being a little sneaky herself.

Cooper said, “I opened up [his] closet and saw a row of women’s shoes and said, ‘Either you are a cross-dresser or a woman is living here. Mario said Karina just left her stuff there and was moving it out. He kept telling me that he and Karina were broken up.”

My question for Cooper is…how did she NOT know that Mario was dating Karina? (Hello!Â Is somebody trying to get a record deal?)

And for all the ladies out there…once a cheat, always a cheat! Stay clear of Mario Lopez!

Guilty Much?

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Today, Cheryl Burke stepped out in full stride on the charity scene. Best known for her moves on Dancing With the Stars, Cheryl spent some time with the Boys and Girls Club of Burbank to teach the kiddies some moves of their own, the cha cha. Apparently she thought this would take everyone’s minds off of the “Drew Lachey and Cheryl affair” rumors…that her and Drew BOTH deny.

What, you thought Drew and Cheryl were going to admit it if they had an affair? Yeah, right.

Friday, April 4th Cheryl will be celebrating the opening of her very own dance studio located in San Francisco. You can bet Drew won’t be visiting THAT studio anytime soon. You know Drew’s wife has the leash on that boy of hers!

Image Sources: Getty Images

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Jennie Garth Gets A Job.

Monday, March 31st, 2008

It looks like a stint on “Dancing With The Stars” can indeed help your career. At least this holds true for Jennie Garth as she has now gotten herself a full-time job! You Go Girl!

According to a source, Jennie Garth will play the female lead on the CBS pilot “My Best Friend’s Girl.” The comedy centers on two best friends and co-owners of a biker shop whose relationship becomes complicated when one (Tim Peper) begins dating the ex-wife (Garth) of the other (Josh Cooke).

Congrats Jennie! We’ll keep our fingers crossed that it doesn’t bomb!