David Beckham | Danity Donnaly

David Beckham And Wifey Turn Some Heads.

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

After taking care of some biznass in their native land, Posh and Becks strolled through Heathrow airport as a fashionable, loving union. Next stop? Reuniting with their three widdle boys Stateside. Leather-legged Posh and hoodie-rific David looked like a dazzling duo for simply being travellers. Oh, the life! But, it hasn’t been all fun and games for Mr. and Mrs. Becks…

As of late, the popular Brits have been in the news as a result of the recent arrest of their cleanersâ€™ son, Gareth Emmett, due to alleged thefts from their Hertfordshire home. Don’t mess with the Becks. You will feel the wrath of Posh’s death stare! That’s enough to give a person heart failure. Attempting to sell items stolen on eBay isn’t exactly smart on the alleged criminals either. Morons!

Image Source: Matrix

David And Posh’s Dirty Secret.

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

WARNING: If you are eating right now, I highly suggest you do NOT read below the line. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
_______________________________________________
As sick as it sounds, David and Posh’s secret to clear skin is to spread nightingale fecal matter on their faces! Yes, REAL bird crap. Ummm….yum?

A close pal to the couple told Closer magazine: “When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local womenâ€™s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials. She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment. She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”

So, I’m wondering do the lovebirds smear the poo poo JUST on their faces or do they indulge in a poo poo bath covering all parts of their body?

Anypoo, I’m amazed at the things people will do to be beautiful! Who would have thought something so dirty could be oh so good?

Beckhams Expecting Baby Number Four?

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

So, I know you are all dying to know when Posh and Becks are going to reproduce another spawn. I know I’ve been losing sleep over it and FINALLY I can rest peacefully at night.

Posh confirmed that they are NOT expecting a rug rat and will NOT try for at least a couple years.

Posh told a source, “I donâ€™t want another baby for two years because Iâ€™m working so hard on my fashion business. I havenâ€™t got time. Yes, we would like another child but it wonâ€™t be for a couple of years yet.”

Her fashion business???? Ummm, last I heard her fashion business was tanking! Girlfriend would be better off getting preggers. I mean, geez…with a husband like that you’d think she’d have at least a Jolie-Pitt brood by now!

David Beckham Is Planetary.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

David Beckham is one of THE hottest sports athlete on the planet. Not only has Men’s Health declared him “the world’s greatest sporting icon”, but THAT is one fact there is no denying.

The magazine says, “Beckham is, without a doubt, planetary. As far as universally recognizable names in sports today, you have David Beckham. After him, who? Tiger Woods. That’s about it. Even the big names in US sports - Tom Brady, LeBron James, Alex Rodriguez - are unknowns in international waters. But just about everyone, everywhere, knows who David Beckham is.”

That’s nice and all. I mean, let’s be real here…the man was blessed with good looks AND talent.

On top of that…I knew NOTHING about soccer before David Beckham. Heck, I still don’t know ANYTHING about soccer.

But, I will say I do pay a lot more attention to the sport now that David has made his mark in it. How HOT are these pics?

David Beckham Teaches Elmo “Persistence”.

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

You KNOW you are a big deal when you get an appearance on Sesame Street…ESPECIALLY a scene with Elmo. I mean…seriously. Elmo IS the shiznit.

David Beckham is now among the likes of James Blunt, Lauren Bacall, Andrea Boccelli, Johnny Cash, Jim Carrey, Bill Cosby, Ray Romano and Hillary Clinton to appear on the kids’ show. Click here for a full list of celebs who have gotten the honor to appear on Sesame Street.

Set your TIVO cuz’ these other celebs will be also be starring in the new season of Sesame Street: Jessica Alba, Jack Black, Jenny McCarthy and Heidi Klum.

Is a “Tickle Me David” doll in the works?

Posh And Becks Be Lovin’ Cali.

Monday, July 21st, 2008

As Posh and Becks come close to their one year anniversary of arriving in Los Angeles, David gives us his TRUE feelings on Californ-I-A. Bloggin’ it up on his official website, David says:

It seems like only a few weeks ago I arrived in Los Angeles with my family ready for the next chapter in our lives. A year later and we feel so settled here, everyone loves California and everyone has made us feel so welcome. I canâ€™t imagine being anywhere else in the world right now.

Of course, Iâ€™m enjoying playing my soccer too. Last season was a bit stop start for me with the injuries which wasnâ€™t helped by the fact that I arrived part way through the MLS season, but this year weâ€™re playing well and I look forward to every match as well as visiting different cities and stadiums around this amazing country. You can see a real impact being made across the country, we play in front of big crowds and soccer is now more prominent in the media and more people seem to be aware of the league around the world.

My teammates have been great to me and we have a brilliant set of fans. Iâ€™m thankful to them and to the people of Los Angeles for making my family and I so welcome since we arrived here.

Victoria seems pretty comfortable in Cali too, as she hangs out poolside SANS makeup. She is ONE celeb who looks better WITHOUT a caked on mask! Others…need all the help they can get!

Victoria Beckham Low-Maintenance?

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

I have a VERY hard time believing this. Somehow I picture Victoria in her million dollar castle with servants whom she bosses around daily…someone doing her makeup, someone painting her nails, someone styling her hair, feeding her strawberries…fanning her…the whole nine yards. However, that seems to be FAR from the truth.

Victoria told the August issue of Allure,

“I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. I’m not out-of-the-ordinary looking at all â€“ I’m incredibly ordinary.

When I’m at home with [husband David Beckham] and the kids, I’m always in a pair of flip flops,” she told the show. “He likes me without any makeup on â€“ just looking really natural.”

Wow. She sure makes it seem like she is a completely different person behind closed doors. In public she’s always got that nasty scowl on her face that just pierces right through you.

Victoria and her hubby attended the ESPY awards last night and as you can see, she brought that scowl along with her!

Image Source: Wire Image

David Beckham Is Fishy.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Being David Beckham isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You would think a guy like Beckham would have the perfect life. For the most part, he does…however, there is something fishy about this guy.

His breath. Literally.

Herreeee fishy fishy fishy….

A source told Star magazine, ‘Becks is the spokesperson for Go3 (fish oil pills)- he even appears on the box - so he has to take it despite the consequences. ‘And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy.’

A failed denim line and now a husband with fish breath? Good grief…could life get any WORSE for Posh Spice?

Maybe this calls for a mouth wash or breath mint endorsement for Becks?

Is Colin Farrell Anorexic?

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

It may look like Colin Farrell may be falling off the deep end by means of starvation. However, that is NOT the case. So, do NOT worry. He will be able to indulge in booze and Cheetos once he wraps up filming for his upcoming role in Triage, in which he plays a photojournalist covering the war in Bosnia.

Farrell told a source, “I lost weight because my role demanded it. It was all very healthy.”

Wow, what is up with the saggy underwear? That is definitely a different “package” than what David Beckham has. If his weight loss went to the package, I would have hated to TRY to find what was there before. Yikes!

Don’t Question David Beckham’s Package!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Hundreds came out to see the unveiling of David Beckham in his tightey-whiteys last week. You can bet that if I was in the area, I surely would have been there too! Yum!

Becks is just one of those like-able guys. What WE love about Becks even more is his modesty.

Writing on his blog this week, Beckham said: ‘Well Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ve seen the pictures…To be honest I was amazed by the huge billboard poster outside Macyâ€™s department store, but even more amazed by the amount of people who turned up to see it.

Iâ€™m always surprised by the amount of attention certain things create, but the attention this campaign has created is pretty incredible.”

Now, despite rumors of a digitally enhanced or padded “package”, a spokesperson for David said, “There wasn’t any enhancement to that said region.”

I will say this again, Thank God for Emporio Armani.