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Sam and LiLo NOT Engaged.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

With all these daily rumors of the quickly blooming lesbian romance between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, my head is spinning. Earlier this week Lindsay shot down reports that she wanted to start a family with her new lesbian gal pal. Now just yesterday, Lindsay added fuel to the fire by wearing a sparkling heart-shaped ring on THE finger. Yeah, like she didn’t know that she wasn’t going to get attention for that sneaky little move. Ha! Celebs know that if you wear a ring on THAT finger, rumors are inevitable. Lindsay, Danity has you figured out!

So sorry to say this my lesbian lovin’ peeps, but Lindsay Lohan will stay Lindsay Lohan…for now.

You know what? My guess is these bitches are LOVING the attention…every little morsel of it. They probably sit around in their love shack thinking up little ways to keep the media and us other cyber geeks talking and foaming at the mouth for MORE to talk about.

Heck, they probably invite Michael AND Dina Lohan over for uncrusted PB and J snacks and include them in on the They probably all sit around in their long johns, planning out what their next media scandal should be. Oh my gawd…it just came to me. This is probably all one big HOAX…because in the end all that really matters is money, right?!!!

Lindsay hasn’t even “officially” come out of the closet yet. Maybe this is the buildup to a multi-million dollar interview and exclusive photo shoot revealing what we already know…that Lindsay is in fact gay.

Michael Lohan Is Freakin’ Pissed.

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

and vents his frustration to OK! magazine because lawd knows when times get tough for Michael, he cries on the shoulder of the media…This crapola is getting hardcore.

“When I first spoke out, I clearly stated that everything I said and my concerns were generated by my ex-wife, Dinaâ€¦ After a recent phone call from Lindsay while she was traveling on one of Samantha’s DJ gigs, I became very concerned. It was then that we all agreed to have a mother/daughter/father sit-down when Lindsay got to NY.

Everything was arranged and agreed (I have dozens of texts and recordings with Dina to prove it). But when the time came on Sunday, Dina chose to go into NYC and have dinner with Sam, Sam’s mother and Lindsay, rather than address real issues and make things better for Lindsay.

A day later, Dina told me that Sam was writing a book, that Sam was a negative influence on Lindsay and that Sam needs to be out of Lindsay’s lifeâ€¦.then she asked me how to do it!!

Matters became worse when Dina said Lindsay was in REAL danger and she needed to save her and get Lindsay into ‘a place!’ These are ALL Dina’s words. Tell me, what father wouldn’t be concerned and even pissed at Sam after hearing this!!???

To even imagine that Dina would then go on vacation is even more sickening! Should we actually believe a women who says whe doesn’t party with Lindsay, get drunk or care about fame? She has been on video and photographed dozens of times with Lindsay, drunk in public, thrown out of events, had public fights with Lindsay and then does a reality show which was so far from the truth, it’s disgusting!

Dina cares? PLEASE!!!! Lindsay was once stalked by a guy [name deleted] who Dina trusted and I said from the get go that I didn’t only for Dina to look the other way when I had to get a task force to track him down.

Dina took a percentage of Lindsay’s money when I NEVER took a red cent! All the while, I only speak out when something is wrong or needs to be made right!

Dina is a money-loving, fame-seeking, self-serving deceiver, who comes from roots of the same.

Meanwhile they say I seek fame! Ha! I am out there doing charity work, going on mission trips, working with the United Nations and trying to help my daughter while spending sleepless nights with a father dying of cancer. Did Dina call my dad, or have the kids visit or send a card to a man who never hurt a fly? NO! Dina raised all this alarm and caused this whole thing!

While guilt may bring a response by some, others like Dina pass the buck and don’t accept any responsibility at all.

All I want is for Lindsay to be healthy and in a good relationship! I want her to use the gifts she has in the best ways and to help others! I said it from the very beginning: Show me who you walk with and I will tell you who you are! People may deceive us, but our eyes and facts don’t! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!”

Wowsers. This guy is a freakin’ nut job. Lovin’ it! Dina? Dina, you are up next!

Michael Lohan Flaps His Trap About Miss Ronson.

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Michael Lohan is the douchiest douche of all douches. The King of Douches. When he speaks, I listen. It would be extremely difficult for me to say that I wouldn’t ever want to hear from Michael Lohan again because I know I would be lying to myself. He’s like Papa Joe, only douchier.

Well, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan would be stepping on Lindsay’s coat-tails once again. Flap flap flapping his trappy trap trap. This time he’s speaking out about Lilo’s gal pal Samantha Ronson. You KNOW this is going to get ugly. Don’t mess with the lesbians!

Michael told a source, “I’ve shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at my wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”

Michael went on to say how upset he is that Samantha drags Lindsay around to all her night club gigs with her.

“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse. Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isnâ€™t working because sheâ€™s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife Dina knows it. She just isnâ€™t doing anything about it.”

Well, if Dina Beana didn’t know before, she sure knows now! Michael keeps douching up his relationship with Lindsay. Does he really want Lindsay to hate him or does he just not know when to keep his thoughts to himself?

I’m thinking the latter. Michael Lohan…a douche with spunk…gotta love him.

Lindsay And Samantha’s Night Out In NYC.

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took their love to the next level, openly canoodling in public.

According to a source, Lohan and Ronson celebrated their “outness” with an evening out in New York City. They met Lindsay’s mom Dina and brother at a Sephora Shindig and Samantha spent the evening spinning tunes.

Stage mom and manager Dina Lohan attended the party, as well as Lindsay’s younger brother Michael.

It was one big gay family event!

Not ANOTHER Lohan!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Back in 1995, Michael and Dina Lohan were having some marital troubles. SHOCKER!

While Dina tended to the children (aka. taking her kids on audition marathons), Michael (allegedly) was out spreading his seed.

Some chick by the name of Kristi has come forward saying, yep I did the nasty with Michael Lohan and my thirteen-year-old daughter is HIS! Michael says uh uh…that baby ain’t mine!

Michael told a source, “I was with her twice,” he says. “Then 10 years later, while I was in jail, she called me and told me that her husband at the time turned up negative in the paternity test, and she told me that meant I was the father.

“I haven’t seen [the woman] for 13 years. I believed her at first but now, out of nowhere, she’s gone public. This is a woman with a lot of issues, I don’t know if I can trust her,” he continues, adding that the girl’s name is Ashley.

Oh gravy. Let’s hope there aren’t anymore of them running around. You’d have to be drunk to do the nasty with Michael. No offense, Dina.

Sounds like it’s time to call up Maury!

Love Or Hate The Lohans?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Or Love-to-hate the Lohans, more like it!

Be prepared. It’s just starting now. Dina and Ali Lohan are going to be everywhere infecting your television with their lack of talent and fugliness. The mother-daughter duo are on a huge publicity tour promoting their new reality show that starts in less than a week.

They were at Good Morning America this morning and will be everywhere the next couple days. So, either turn off the tube or set your DVR.

As for her motives for doing the reality show, Dina said, â€œI did this to defuse the rumors about my family. The media has just been so horrific to us over the past two years. I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family.â€

Yeah, mmmhmmm.Â And, we ALMOST believe that.Â By the way, we’ve been getting a ton of emails regarding Ali’s age.Â No, she is NOT 30.

E Network Loves Dishing Out Reality Shows.

Monday, April 7th, 2008

To everyone and their mother.

Newest addition to E Network reality television? Pam Anderson.

Oh I can’t wait. Just like I can’t wait to watch Dina Lohan in all her stage-mom glory.Â And, don’t forget about Denise Richards.Â She’ll be pimping out her kiddies too.Â Gotta TIVO that!Â Can you sense the sarcasm?

The sad part about this is that people WILL watch it. Just waiting for E to hit up Britney for her own show. Then they can complete their all-star Trailer Trash lineup.