Posts Tagged ‘Do You Know?’

This Just In: Jessica To Ruin Rascal Flatts Tour Experience.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

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Just when I thought I’d buy tickets to see the Rascal Flatts, I need to seriously reconsider. I just logged into my myspace account and the first thing I see is one of Jessica’s 10 fans promoting this news in a bulletin. I about choked on my diet coke.

Breaking News! Jessica Simpson to tour with Rascal Flatts

Multi-platinum selling group Rascal Flatts announced plans today to continue their sold-out “Bob That Head Tour” into 2009. The 2008 leg will wrap up November 2, after a two-day play in Uncasville, Connecticut at Mohegan Sun. “Bob That Head Tour” winter 2009 dates will launch in mid-January and will run with approximately 25 shows. Dates, cities and on-sales will be announced later this fall. Epic/Columbia Nashville’s Jessica Simpson will open the 2009 “Bob That Head Tour” shows.

Jessica Simpson grew up with a mix of musical influences, and while it was her multi-Platinum pop success that introduced her to countless fans, it was country music where she found her heart. The release of her Epic/Columbia Nashville debut country album, Do You Know, was met with a resounding cheer, debuting at 1 on Billboard’s Top Country Albums chart and launching Jessica’s first country hit, “Come on Over.” It’s one of eight songs she co-wrote for the album, which also includes her new single, “Remember That,” and the title track, featuring friend and hero, Dolly Parton. Acknowledging her roots as a country girl, Jessica has said, “I took the long way around to get back to where I came from,” but with Do You Know, she’s truly found her home.”

Do I REALLY want to see THIS…LIVE?

Forget it, I’m already feeling nauseous. I think I’ll pass.

I’m wondering how much Papa Joe had to pay these guys to allow her to take the stage before them. Of course he wanted her to perform on an already SOLD OUT tour. And, how fitting would a “Bob Your Head” tour be for Chestica?

Well…I’ll let you figure that one out…

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Jessica Wants To Bust Out Like Dolly!

Friday, August 15th, 2008

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Whether you like it or not, prepare to see more and more and more of Jessica Simpson…only we will be seeing the country-bumpkin side of Jessica. You ready, ya’ll? Jessica is preparing for her country album titled “Do You Know” to be released September 8th. I’m not sure what it is what we are supposed to know, but the mystery of not knowing what she wants us to know is just Jessica’s sneaky way of tricking us into dishing out some dough for her pockets. (One thing I do KNOW is that Papa Joe is working behind-the-scenes developing a sneaky PR stunt to whip out at us…sneaky fox that he is…Sneaky, sneaky Papa Joe.)

Oh, and don’t be surprised if along the promotional tour you see Jessica pull some Dolly Parton’s.

Jess told a source, “Dolly is awesome! I idolize her. And she is beautiful. I would love to be just like her. I have worked with her and it was great.”

That’s ALL we need is another Dolly Parton.

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Jessica Simpson Knows Abuse.

Friday, August 1st, 2008

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This is the new album cover for Jessica Simpson’s album due out in September. And, apparently, it is lyrically “deep”…By Jessica’s standards anyways.

In a new song called “Remember That” Jessica sings, “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don’t deserve it / It ain’t worth it / Take your heart and run.”

When asked by an interviewer for Elle magazine, Jessica is asked whether she has ever been physically abused. Her reply? “I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

Hmmm, so who was it? Perhaps it was the Chicken of The Sea comments and mockery that caused Jessica emotional pain? Ok, Ok…we kid. We hope Papa Joe doesn’t get his hands on that schmuck who abused Jessica! There’ll be hell to pay!

Or maybe Papa Joe TOLD Jess to make something like this up to get some publicity? A little planting of a story? Hey…We’re just sayin’.

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