This is why taking drugs is bad for you, kiddies! It messes you up BIG TIME! Check out Steve-O’s rant from his Myspace page.

Hello Everyone,

After seeing “Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Addiction Special” on VH1 News, I figured it was time to put something out there for you all. I expected my part on that show to be much harder to watch than it wound up being. It made me want to explain a little bit of what I’ve been going through since I got clean, to help some of you understand how much damage drugs and alcohol have really done to me. I’ve now been clean for 115 days, and I’m, again, in a mental institution. I did so much cocaine, ketamine, pcp, nitrous oxide, and all sorts of other drugs, that, quite simply, my brain is fucked up. As you can probably tell by the way I’m writing this, my cognitive skills are alright, but, I frequently suffer from horrible mood swings and severe depression. Those of you who have followed my warped mind’s trail on the Internet for a significant amount of time have, I’m sure, been very aware of those attributes, but, I just want you all to know that four fucking months (almost) of not touching a damn thing that a psychiatrist didn’t perscribe to me hasn’t changed that shit. The medication that is prescribed to me doesn’t do the trick every day, let’s just put it that way. I’m back in the looney bin trying to get that shit right. The bottom line is that doing drugs fucked my ass up and I’m going to be paying for it for a long time, probably for the rest of my life. Everyone’s going to make their own decisions in life, but nobody needs to make the same mistakes I made. I love you all,

Steve-O

Wowsers…is this THE same Steve-O? Sounds like he has started to get some common sense. Good for him! We wish him well in his recovery.

Do you remember the childhood song, “London Bridges”? OMG. I absolutely LOVED that song as a kid. Thinking about it now brings back a lot of fun memories. Sigh.

Take the keys and lock her up…
lock her up…lock her up….take the keys and lock her up…

My Fair lady. Well I know this is totally random, but this song reminded me of miss fair lady, Amy Winehouse. Girlfriend IS locked up. However, it isn’t as dramatic as it really sounds. They didn’t throw away a key, although I’m sure some wouldn’t mind if we heard about Amy Winehouse ever again. SHAME on you people for thinking that!

Bad news is, is that doctors still do not know what is wrong with Wino. Until they figure out what is wrong with her, she will remain quarantined.

The good news is, is that it’s been almost a week since Amy entered the hospital…which means Amy has not been able to suck on the crack pipe or talk to baby mice about her marital problems.

Umm…now I’m sure she is going through withdrawal symptoms. I say they make a call to Dr. Drew. Celebrity Rehab may now be the ticket.

Could Nick Carter’s little bro be heading to rehab? Rumors have been going around that Aaron Carter may be checking himself into Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. Too much wacky tabacky can definitely be a cause for concern!  Put DOWN the bag of Doritoes and get your booty to rehab if that is what it takes.

According to the New York Post, stars who may seize the opportunity to get some help include pop singer Aaron Carter, basketball star Dennis Rodman, Skid Row musician Sebastian Bach and former madam Heidi Fleiss. Although some of these names could clearly benefit from the program, VH1 would not comment on any of the casting rumors. Production on the next season of Rehab is scheduled to begin in June.

I hate to sound cliche, but this show is addicting. The only thing is, is that I wish the viewers could pick who they wanted to see on the show.  Wouldn’t that be HOT?  I think I’d have the best cast of celebs.

Wouldn’t you love to see Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Rodman, Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, DMX and Kate Moss all in one house together?  How INSANE would that be?! Poor Dr. Drew would probably start smoking a little of the wacky tabacky himself after dealing with that HOT MESS!