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Paris Hilton Gets Help

Monday, November 24th, 2008

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Paris Hilton may have split from her beau of nine months, Benji Madden, but girlfriend isn’t wallowing in a sea of bronzed tears. Instead, she is looking to better herself by sticking her perfectly powdered nose in self-help books and preparing for the big holiday season. In fact, Miss Hilton may become the next Top Chef…or not. Although Paris did tell E! last night about her Thanksgiving holiday plans. Apparently, Paris will be pulling the gizzards out of the turkey’s booty and cooking it to perfection for the whole damn fam. Ummm, yum.

“I’m having my whole family over, and we’re going to cook dinner at my house,” the newly domesticated heiress said, adding that yams with marshmallows is her favorite dish and she’ll be making a “big turkey.”

Well, good luck with that, Paris…and good luck to her family. We hope you survive.

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Denise Richards Should Be Mom Of The Year.

Monday, November 17th, 2008

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The 11th anniversary celebration of P.S. ARTS Express Yourself Gala was held on Sunday and America’s favorite train wreck of a mother, Denise Richards, was in attendance with her two beloved tater tots Lola Rose, 3, and Sam, 4 ½. And, boy do they look thrilled to be there? Not.

They look ALMOST as miserable as Suri Cruise. At least these two have each other to lean on and their thumbs to suck. All Miss Suri has is her make believe friends, a placenta-stew chef for a father and a robotic mother. Oh well, what do ya do.

Can’t wait for Season Two of White Trash Trainwreck It’s Complicated. Do you sense the sarcasm in my tone? If not, it was definitely sarcasm.

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You Knew It Was Gonna Happen.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

“[Larry] Birkhead will be showing off his parenting skills in a new reality show, to air on E! in 2009. He says Tori Spelling (who stars on So noTORIous with husband Dean McDermott) convinced him to do the show, telling him: ‘Dean and I will support you. Why not? Your life is out there anyway.’” Big surprise. Not. But, sadly enough I am sure I will tune in for at least the first episode.

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What Goes Around Comes Around…

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

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Ya damn right it’s complicated! Poor, Poor Denise Richards…just after a few episodes it is looking like the “Wild Things” actress’s reality show “It’s Complicated” will be getting the ax.

A source told press, “The numbers started out pretty good—just over 1.5 million tuned into the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off. Denise has turned into an unappealing reality star. Viewers were disgusted that a mother of two young girls would use such foul language.”

Well, funny how karma works. I think Karma just may be knocking down Denise’s door. Let me tell ya, SHE’S a bitch! Karma is….not Denise. Ok, well…maybe Denise is too. I guess maybe she WILL have to sell her precious pairs of shoes to pay some bills! OH well!

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Khloe Kardashian’s Torturous Time In Jail.

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

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A bomb scare which led to a jail house lock down.

Lock down which led to solitary confinement.

Witness of a violent seizure.

Freezing cold and denied a blanket.

After those LONG 173 minutes in the slammer, I’m sure Khloe Kardashian will NEVER misbehave again!

The ugliest sister of the Kardashian clan was sentenced to 30 days in jail after she admitted violating her probation by failing to enroll in an alcohol education class and clean up roadside trash.

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Love Or Hate The Lohans?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

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Or Love-to-hate the Lohans, more like it!

Be prepared. It’s just starting now. Dina and Ali Lohan are going to be everywhere infecting your television with their lack of talent and fugliness. The mother-daughter duo are on a huge publicity tour promoting their new reality show that starts in less than a week.

They were at Good Morning America this morning and will be everywhere the next couple days. So, either turn off the tube or set your DVR.

As for her motives for doing the reality show, Dina said, “I did this to defuse the rumors about my family. The media has just been so horrific to us over the past two years. I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family.”

Yeah, mmmhmmm.  And, we ALMOST believe that.  By the way, we’ve been getting a ton of emails regarding Ali’s age.  No, she is NOT 30.

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