Emphysema | Danity Donnaly

Blame It On The Cats!

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Who KNEW Amy Winehouse was a crazy cat lady? The troubled star is said to own at least 14 cats and a source reveals that these felines could be the very cause of her recently diagnosed emphysema.

â€˜It wasnâ€™t long after Amy got the cats that she started having breathing difficulties,â€™ a source revealed.

â€˜She didnâ€™t put two and two together but the doctors did. It turns out she has a severe cat allergy and they are making her ill.â€™

Hmmm. I suppose those damn cats are responsible for Amy’s drug problem too?

Might as well blame the cats for her anger issues, punching fans, lashing out at paparazzo, and slapping bodyguards as well.

OMG…hold on to your hats, people. I have an idea! I think maybe Amy should rid of those mean cats. Perhaps all her problems will be solved and she’ll be the new Mary Poppins?!

Hey, anything is worth a shot at this point.

Winehouse Makes A Plea At Mandela Show.

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Amy Winehouse made it to Nelson Mandela’s concert to perform. Thank gawd. Things were getting a little iffy there when she was a no-show at the photo call. But, she made it…

Red Blake barrette in her rat’s nest…check.

Tight mini dress…check.

Caked on makeup and bronzed skin…check.

Amy Winehouse delivered an acceptable performance and showed guests that despite having early stages of emphysema, she does STILL have her voice.

According to a source, Amy couldn’t resist substituting words into the finale Free Nelson Mandela song. Instead of singing the lyrics Free Nelson Mandela, she sang, â€œFree Blakey my fella.â€

A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, I guess. What she SHOULD do is get rid of that loser husband of hers! But, who am I to know.

Amy Winehouse Smoking Despite Death Warnings.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

What is the first thing Amy Winehouse does when she gets out of the hospital?

Well…despite being diagnosed with the early stages of emphysema and basically being told she’d die if she continues to smoke crack cocaine and cigarettes…

Amy lights up a cigarette, of course!

Apparently, Amy REALLY cares about her health! NOT!

Amy Winehouse Leaves Hospital With A Smile.

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Amy Winehouse has left the building. After being diagnosed with EARLY stages of TREATABLE emphysema, girlfriend is grinning that snaggle-tooth grin we haven’t seen in AGES! No, Amy doesn’t have tuberculosis. No, she doesn’t have full blown emphysema as Papa Winehouse had initially reported to the press. No, she doesn’t have rabies from holding infested baby mice. Thank gawd!

HOWEVER…if Amy decides she is going to keep on smoking crack cocaine and cigarettes, she can pretty much kiss her life goodbye. Let’s hope the medical staff scared the crap out of Amy and that she takes her life more seriously. Girlfriend has been blessed with an amazing talent…what a waste it would be for her to throw it all away.

Amy hopes to perform at both Glastonbury and Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday concert in Londonâ€™s Hyde Park this weekend. Time will tell!

Amy Winehouse Is Gonna Die.

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

If she keeps taking drugs, Amy Winehouse is gonna die. It is inevitable. Amy has went through a series of tests already and have diagnosed Amy with an incurable lung condition.

Mitch Winehouse, Amy’s father, recently told a source, “She’s got emphysema. It’s in its early stages, but had it gone on for another month they painted a very vivid picture of her sitting there like an old person with a mask on her face struggling to breathe.

“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes, her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.”

No more puffing and Amy could still live a good life, HOWEVER, she has to WANT to live. Let’s hope Amy quits the crack pipe and turns into a role model. We want to hear her say, “Crack is Whack, kiddies!” That is our DREAM!