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Enrique Left Shaken After Airplane Emergency Landing.

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Picture this…you’re on your private jet flying the friendly skies, feet kicked up, toes wriggling underneath your Chenille blanket….your personal television tuned on to the comedy classic “Dumb and Dumber”….Crunch, crunch, crunch….

You’re munching on Cheetos and sipping on a Frap while flying over the Atlantic Ocean….when in mid-laugh at Jim Carrey’s bowl cut and orange-fingered lick, you are notified that the million-dollar jet that you are ON is in trouble and an emergency landing NEEDS to happen.

Ummmm…HELLLLLLO knock me out until we land that beotch SAFELY. Period.

Yesterday our mole-less friend Enrique Iglesias experienced JUST THAT….well, not that exact story, but he was definitely left shaken when his airplane en route to the UK was forced to make an emergency landing. YOWSERS!

According to a source, Moley-less’s pilot did steer the plane to safety at Luton Airport.
The pilot managed to shut down one of the engines and land the private jet at the Bedfordshire airport. After a short time on the tarmac, Enrique’s jet then flew on to another London airport.

Thankfully no one was hurt in the ordeal and the singer’s spokesperson praised the pilot for making a safe landing.

Damn, I’m surprised Enrique’s mole didn’t grow back onto his face from that stressful ordeal! Thank gawd Enrique and his crew are safe.

Enrique is overseas to kick off a Greatest Hits tour.

Here, Moley Moley, Moley…

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Now you see it, now you don’t. Did SPJ pull an Enrique on us? I’m freakin’ pissed. The only way I can accept this is if Enrique’s mole proposed to SPJ’s mole and she gave her signature trademark their blessing.

SPJ debuted her mole-less face last night alongside singer Sheryl Crow and Major League Baseball (MLB) Commissioner Bud Selig at a pre-game public service announcement to raise money for cancer research.

Perhaps SPJ had a cancer scare? (Okay, we’d accept the mole removal for that too. We aren’t that heartless.)

Is Pete Doperty Dead?

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

He may have been a no-show for his gig in Paris, but he had an excuse OKAY?! Pete Doperty was simply stuck on a Eurostar train and delayed for four hours. Yep, and we ALMOST believe that.Â Pete was probably rocking those baby mice he and Wino were breeding to sleep.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, some artist by the name of Peter Howson revealed some very eerie art of the downward spiraling Babyshambles frontman. His inspiration? Well, Peter Howson used to be a drug addict just like Doperty and he told a source, “His spiral downwards reminds me of what I went through myself and I can identify with the way he is acting. Me wanting to paint him dead was pointing the finger at him and saying ‘You can influence a whole generation’. He could, if he wanted to, become the right kind of hero.”

He could be a hero…what he just may need is to hang out with Enrique Iglesias for a few days.Â He’ll take away your pain.

Mole-Less Enrique Back To Work.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Enrique Iglesias is by far the hottest latin man I’ve ever seen. I never could force myself to fall in love with Ricky Martin and his bon-bon shaking. It was all about Enrique AND still is about Enrique.Â As corny as it sounds, he can be my hero any day.

But, I must confess I miss moley like a kid misses their deceased parakeet. Well, it isn’t that deep, but it WAS deeply embedded in Enrique’s face and Anna MADE him remove it. I know she had to have. That chick has Enrique on a leash and that mole under wraps. What, you think they threw that shit in the garbage? I HIGHLY doubt it.

You KNOW Anna took the mole hostage and sealed it up in an urn. Yep. I’ve got that chick figured out. She urned it up and if they ever break up, she’s gonna sell that mole on ebay.

Damn, I miss that mole. Don’t you? Every time I saw Enrique that is what I looked forward to seeing. That big brown juicy mole. It was almost like a third eye that stared longingly at you. Sigh.

Anyways, you can see a “mole-less” Enrique at the Isle of MTV concert on June 25th, along with The Kooks, Lady GaGa, OneRepublic, and NERD.

RIP Moley.

Yay or Nay?

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Anna Kournikova showed up to the CHANEL 2008/09 Cruise Show at The Raleigh Hotel looking lean and fit! It is good to see her out in public again.

It seems her and her hero Enrique are always in hiding in the winter time. Then come spring, they come out to flaunt their hot bods! I think they do it on purpose too, just to spite us. Damn them!

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