Posts Tagged ‘Ethan Hawke’

What Happened To Ethan Hawke?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

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Ok, so I used to have this big oogly googly-eyed crush on Ethan Hawke that started in about 1989…you know, the Dead Poet Society days. My heart used to drop upon seeing his twinkling eyes and his sparkling Crest-white-stripped toothy smile.

Nineteen years later, I’m looking at these photos of Ethan from the “What Doesn’t Kill You” press conference and reminiscing of the days when I was playing kissy face with THAT in MY dreams. Oh, hell no. I seriously threw up in my mouth.

It seems to me the days of a new wife and more kids has taken its toll on the ex-hottie actor. I’m hoping that the makeup crew of the “What Doesn’t Kill You” team performed some major miracles because my dear Ethan is pruning up like a raisin.

I mean, seriously, do I need to make a trip to my eye doctor to get re-examined or is Ethan suddenly deteriorating?

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Click for more creepy pics of Ethan, after the jizzzz-up.
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Uma Thurman’s Wild Year.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

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Uma Thurman has been quiet on the celebrity scene as of late, however, she has a slew of movies coming out on the big screen and a television special she is filming with the legendary Muppets. So plan on seeing more of this badass chick in the upcoming months! Uma dishes on love, celebrity and her ex-hubby Ethan Hawke in the latest issue of InStyle UK. Enjoy a few of the notable highlights below:

On her reputation:

“I have a reputation for being aloof, but the truth is I’m initially intimidated by people. Get me started though and I won’t come up for air.”

On her recent engagement to Swiss Financier Arpad Busson:

“I know a lot will be written about it – most of it untrue I should add. What can I say? I’m excited, optimistic and joyful.”

On her divorce from Ethan Hawke:

“It has been four years and I don’t want to focus my life on that. If people want to know what I think of my ex-husband having another child, why not just say that I wish the father or my children all the happiness in the world?”

On the male freak who was stalking her:

“I don’t want to give any more energy to that. But if anyone is forced to call 911 and as a result something becomes a police matter, you can’t abandon the process: you need to cooperate and allow the police to do what they need to do. I wasn’t being courageous. It was a situation I needed to see through in order to protect my family.”

On having children:

“I understand that raising children is universally difficult and that people read an article hoping for something worthwhile in it. The truth is I am not on some inside track. I have no incredible revelations to share.”

When asked if she plans to have more children:

“I can safely say I don’t know, if it’s meant to happen it will. I love and adore being a mother. It’s the greatest gift I’ve ever been given.”

On her fashion sense:

“I’ve always admired how European women have such effortless style, as though they’ve been culturally raised to wear clothes gracefully and effortlessly. There’s something wrong about trying too hard to be fashionable. When people are too ‘outfitted’, it comes across as self-conscious.”

On being a celebrity:

“Being a celebrity is one of the fringe aspects of my job and one I’ve been tutored in, so to speak. I’ve learned how to use it in a positive way and benefited from the brush with fame I had in my teens. It’s important to stay clear headed and not to let fame become toxic.”

Gotta love this beotch!

Source: InStyle UK

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Ethan Hawke Plus Ex-Nanny Plus Oh My Darlin’…

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

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Clementine Equals One Big Happy! Ethan Hawke and his ex-nanny, whom NOW is his wife gave birth to a baby girl on Friday. Clementine Jane was able to sneak out of the womb on Friday, as all eyes were on the Jolie-Pitt brood. Sneaky little Clementine…kind of sneaky like the ole’ relationship her mama and papa had. Bam! Under the radar…Oh yes, I went there!

Clementine is Hawke’s first child with Ryan Shawhughes (ex-nanny) and his third child total. Mr. Hawke has a girl and a boy with ex-wife Uma Thurman.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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While The Cat’s Away…

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

the mouse will play.

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Or well…in this case the mouse-like creature resembles a cross between a moose, a rat, and a marmoset. His name? Matthew Broderick.

According to a source, allegedly the actor had a liaison with the unnamed woman from November to February while Mz. Parker was shooting the big screen film, “Sex And The City”.
Broderick’s spokesperson Simon Hall didn’t deny the allegations, telling the source instead: ‘There will be no comment.’

**Translation: We will wait to find out if this hoochie is pregnant…if she isn’t pregnant, we will DENY all sexual relations with that woman, including the sensual foot rub involving lemon juice and basil. If she is pregnant, well…we are the ultimate scum of the universe and we will decide then how we will spin the story. Ok? Thanks.

Will ELEVEN years of marriage withstand an alleged affair? I’m smelling another Uma Thurman-Ethan Hawke situation here. Anyone else getting that vibe? For little John Wilkes sake, I hope THIS isn’t true. Poor kid needs new pants ASAP.

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Ethan Hawke Marries Nanny.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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She already knows how to take care of his kids, so why not marry the chick, right? Ethan Hawke is no dummy. He may have screwed up with his ex-wife Uma Thurman, but Ethan took care of business this time around and married Ryan Shawhughes (Uma and Ethan’s former nanny). Secretly.

This really comes as no surprise as Ryan and Ethan are expecting a baby later this month.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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