Madge must have pissed A-Rod off because now he’s spending the Thanksgiving holiday with his ex-wife and kids, instead of her. That Madge. But contrary to reports, spin spin spin….

A source told People, “He always had every intention of spending the holiday with Cynthia, the family, and his two daughters. There was never any intention of him flying back. The allegations regarding this trip to New York [to be with Madonna] couldn’t be anything farther from the truth,” the source says.

According to the source, A-Rod is planning on having dinner with Cynthia and their two children Tuesday night, and that Cynthia was “outraged” by the reports he wasn’t going to be with the family.

“Her mother and father and other family members are flying in” for the holiday, the source says. “They’ll all have a huge family get-together. Alex will be there for that, and be there the entire long weekend.”

Yep. Madge and her Vadge are going to be oh so lonely this Thanksgiving. That actually brought a little tear to my eye…oh wait, I had an eyelash on my pupil. Nevermind.

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Paris Hilton may have split from her beau of nine months, Benji Madden, but girlfriend isn’t wallowing in a sea of bronzed tears. Instead, she is looking to better herself by sticking her perfectly powdered nose in self-help books and preparing for the big holiday season. In fact, Miss Hilton may become the next Top Chef…or not. Although Paris did tell E! last night about her Thanksgiving holiday plans. Apparently, Paris will be pulling the gizzards out of the turkey’s booty and cooking it to perfection for the whole damn fam. Ummm, yum.

“I’m having my whole family over, and we’re going to cook dinner at my house,” the newly domesticated heiress said, adding that yams with marshmallows is her favorite dish and she’ll be making a “big turkey.”

Well, good luck with that, Paris…and good luck to her family. We hope you survive.

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Kind of.

No, no, no…The Saint of the World is not pregnant again. The woman JUST gave birth to twins a short time ago for gawd’s sake. And no, no, no she’s NOT leaving her love partner Brad Pitt because of Jennifer Aniston’s “uncool” jab.

However, Saint Angelina has announced that she plans on bowing out of acting to stay home with her 3949458 kids. It should come as no surprise to anyone especially because her love for her children is apparent.

When interviewed by the BBC while promoting her new film, Changeling, Angelina revealed that she would not be acting for much longer. Boo. Sad, I know.

Asked in the interview whether she thought the possibility of her looks fading could affect a lengthy career, Jolie said: ‘I don’t think about it much because I don’t plan to keep acting very long.’

‘I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. So I’m not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever.

I think it’s nice, I’ve had a time to tell stories and be able to be successful enough to tell the ones I want to tell, and (to) earn some money at the same time is great.

But everything comes in seasons and, you know, I hopefully won’t be needing to do that later in my life in any way.”

However, she could pull a Michael Jordan and come back for one hot minute.

Asked if she had given herself a cut-off point when she no longer wanted to be an actress, Jolie said: “I don’t think I’ll ever say I’m never ever going to work because maybe there’s that interesting project where I feel creative - but certainly I think now I haven’t worked for a year.

“I’ll work for a few months in February. I won’t work again probably for another year. So maybe it’ll be once a year and maybe it’ll be once every three years and just naturally - I like being home a lot these days.”

My prediction is within 6 months, the Jolie-Pitt brood will have yet another child added to the mix. From which country? THAT is the tricky question.

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Fashionista Victoria Beckham definitely drew attention to herself as she and her sons strolled the Westside Pavilion Mall in Los Angeles…and NOT just because she’s Victoria Beckham.

The family hit up the Build-A-Bear workshop and while the boys dressed comfortably, mama Posh opted for a dress that barely covered her booty and heels that could double as a weapon. I’m not quite sure if it is appropriate to dress like an upgraded hooker, being a mother of three. But, perhaps, I am living under a rock?

In any case, Vicki looks mighty uncomfortable and seemed to be concentrating on every step she made, rather than enjoying herself at the mall with her sons. Such a shame.

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Here they are the 14 million dollar babies! Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt grace the cover of both Hello magazine and People magazine for their first public photos. Looks like they BOTH have Angelina’s pillowy trout pout. Lucky them!

I am sure they will both be little heart breakers. How can they not be with attractive parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

In an exclusive interview, Angelina says: ‘It is chaos [at the sprawling Chateau Miraval in Provence] but we are managing it and having a wonderful time.’

Doting dad Brad, meanwhile, confides: ‘Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he’s a bit of me.’

Awww, what a perfect little family. Kind of sickening, actually. Look at the bags underneath Brad’s eyes! You KNOW it’s been a rough couple of weeks for that poor dude!

Poor guy is probably thinking, “What the HELL did I get myself into?!”

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Okay, correct me if I am wrong here. But, isn’t Disneyland supposed to be the happiest place on earth? Looks like VB (Victoria Beckham) is having a fabulous time!

One thing I have noticed about little Cruz in the stroller there is he still sucks on a pacifier. To me, it is almost like whipping out the moo-moo milk-filled ta-ta for a child 5 years of age.  I mean, is THIS normal?

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There have been rumors that Heidi Klum and Seal were done having sexy time with the sole purpose of reproducing some Seal-Klum offspring. Don’t BELIEVE those rumors, fools!

Klum told a source, “So many people say, ‘I am so done.’ That hasn’t come out of my mouth, and it hasn’t come out of Seal’s mouth either,” she says, referring to her husband of three years. “I feel like we still have one coming.”

Well, if you can pop out 3 kids and STILL look like a fox that rocks, then I say keep on poppin’! And, it’s not like the Seal family can’t afford any more pipsqueaks.  It’d be a different story if she was a welfare case reproducing just for the sole purpose of an extra government-issued EBT card!

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Christina may have just had her baby boy Max just months ago, but it seems Christina and her hubby Jordan may be ready to add another rug rat to the family quite soon.

This may be a very wise move on Xtina’s part to maintain the Double E chi-chis she has developed…BECAUSE…once she decides to quit being a provider of the booby juice…

They WILL deflate and leave her high and dry! It’s just one of those fun little facts of life.

So the more babies, the better!

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Wonder why David has become such a HUGE Lakers fan? Well…the benefit of good seats help…

(David at a game in April)

David Loves the purple and gold colors…

(David at a game in early May)

AND loves the intensity and excitement the atmosphere brings….

(David at a game mid-May)

And, well…it’s a great place to spend time with family!

LAST NIGHT at a Lakers game.

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He hasn’t led his LA Galaxies team to any major wins yet…but multi-million dollar contracted David Beckham continues to enjoy the movie-star lifestyle in the States.

David spends some Q-time with his two sons at yet another LA Lakers game.  Maybe growing out the beard will give Becks some extra luck for his game play.  Or not.

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