Jessica Alba attended the Club Campari, Campari Calendar 2009 promotion last night in Milan, Italy. The only-happy-when-under-the-influence Alba debuted a bangin’ new do and a red hot ensemble that included red chunky heels that only a hooker could appreciate. What do you think?
Now I’m not encouraging to overindulge in booze by any means, but from the looks of it…Jessica Alba is a much more pleasant individual under the influence of alcohol. Even if it is just ONE glass of Campari. Give her one more and she JUST may give you an outright chuckle!
Jessica seemed to appear very comfortable showing off her post baby bod for the Campari photo shoot that features Alba in swimwear and flirty evening wear and looking mighty tipsy happy.
This 2009 calendar is a limited edition (printing only 9,999 copies)…so if you want to capture that rare, unforced Alba smile…be sure to snag one up!
Sunday Rose Kidman Urban has already racked up those frequent flier miles and what…she’s only five months old? When your mama is Silver Fox Kidman and your papa is Keet Urban and you were conceived by the powers of the Kanurra waters, you are bound to rack up the miles.
Little Miss Sunday has already clocked up trips to England and Australia but this time she joined her doting parents Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban on a quick trip to Paris. (where Nicole is set to promote her so-so flick “Australia”)
That’s all fine and dandy, but it seems Nicole and Keither are pulling a Tom and Katie by not dressing this poor thing properly. Where’s the warm gear for the pipsqueak? Girlfriend is gonna turn into an ice sculpture before you know it! BRRRRR!!!
Here’s some packing advice for Silver Fox to purchase items according to the temperature in Paris this time of year (averaging about 45 degrees F for a high):
# A winter coat
# A light jacket or layers for daytime
# Good walking shoes with nice tread
# A scarf, hat and gloves
# A sturdy umbrella for windy and rainy days
It can be challenging to pack for France, peeps, but for the most part, this is a cool or cold time of year! Bundle up those tootsies!
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No, Macy Gray is hiding somewhere in a cave, sewing together some geometric-shaped ensemble for her next public appearance. This is Halle Berry, y’all.
As part of her next role as a woman with a severe multiple personality disorder in the movie “Frankie and Alice”, Berry has become one with nature. No makeup. No hair gel or straighteners. Halle is afro-ed out.
This beotch could be in rags and have zit cream all over her face and still be gorgeous. She’s one of few and far between!
BTW, has anyone seen that baby daddy of hers?
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Even the REAL Lindsay Lohan isn’t believable when it comes to social networking sites. In particular, LiLo set up a “fake” profile of herself on Facebook under the pseudonym “Bella Vita”, however, Facebook put the ole’ big fat HOLD on her account because they didn’t believe it was her. They REALLY thought it was her firecrotch speaking or Branden Davis being a big ole’ douche.
Now if that isn’t hilarious…the blog she posts on her official Myspace page is even more entertaining as LiLo sends out a message to the techies at Facebook. She writes:
Upset with Facebook
Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..
Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..
phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….
love love love ,
Lindsay Dee
Take that, Facebook! And for those bitches who keep emailing LiLo asking if her and her lesbo pal Samantha Ronson are through…you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. LiLo confirms her love for SamRon is still present…again…on Myspace.
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
take care
xxLL
So there you have it, bitches! Eat.your.words.
“I just love seeing those things (wrinkles),” she says. “I am enjoying my face changing, as well as realizing that at the same time, as you get older, the machine isn’t as well-oiled as it was.”
Kate Winslet, On Getting Old And Wrinkly
Remember when Katie Price Jordan wanted to be taken seriously and we were all forbidden to call her by her slutty alter-ego? Well, scratch that, peeps. Jordan is back, hoochier than ever! Woot, woot!
At the launch of her new lingerie range at Asda in Essex today, Price was a hoochie mama flirtatiously playing up to the cameras in a lacy red and black bra and g-string. But, oh peeps, these bras and panties aren’t for everyone. Big boobied women only!
Price said, “My Katie Price range is for the bigger busted woman and I can assure you that the bras will give women the best lift and support - and of course look sexy! There are lots of people who promote their underwear with stick thin models but I wanted to use my family and friends so that’s what I did. Everything about the underwear is what I wear.”
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Eva Herzigova just popped out a kiddie poo last year. Yeah, not fair. Is it even legal to look THIS good?
Supermodel Eva Herzigova posed for the cover of Spanish magazine DT Senors and ummmm, I think she may have forgotten her shirt. I hope she is okay with this.
Thirty-five-year old Eva is best known for her Hello Boys lingerie ads.
ScarJo gives the most boring interview ever to Allure magazine for the December issue. And, I mean that. I almost fell asleep when I read some of this shiz. But, honestly, does anyone really care what she has to say anyways? I’m sure many of the men out there can attest to that. Ummm hello ta-tas? ScarJo talks a big about why LiLo wants to punch her face and how she met her hot hubby…well, not really, but we’ll take what we can get. Enjoy some of the highlights below:
On how she met husband Ryan Reynolds:
“Nobody knows. It’s private. It’s our story.” Well, ok, then.
On not knowing why Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like her:
“I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times.” (Scarlett did lose the lead role in The Parent Trap to Lindsay when she was 13.)
On Lindsay scrawling vulgar words about the actress on a NYC bathroom stall 2½ years ago:
“That’s what I heard. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’”
On Woody Allen once calling her his muse:
“I don’t inspire that work that Woody does. I’m just lucky to fit into the ‘young woman’ category in his movies. But make no mistake, I know that if it wasn’t me, it would be someone else.”
On the tattoo on her forearm:
“It’s kind of personal. It’s a sunrise, and it makes me happy when I look at it.”
Ummmm, thanks for that candid interview ScarJo. Not.
Source: Allure
It’s about freakin’ time Lily Allen gets a look right! Bye bye ripped tights. Bye bye scruffy track suits.
Lily Allen stepped out in style at Groucho’s night club this week sporting a trim figure and fabulous new extensions. We likey alot!
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