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Clumsy Katie.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

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Katie yesterday in NYC, on her way to rehearsal…yadda yadda yadda. Blah blah blah.

Katie Holmes admits it. She’s never been glamorous, despite frequent appearances on the red carpet. And, she’s clumsy. One thing she forgot to mention is that her fashion sense sucks, especially now.

‘I can’t deny it. I am who I am,’ she says.

‘I’m not a smooth type of girl, I run into things, I trip, I spill food, I say stupid things, I really don’t have it all together.

‘But I’m working on it, I really am!’

Well, Kate, save yourself some ridicule. STOP with the fold-and-roll already. It isn’t cool. It never really was cool and NEVER will be cool. Perhaps if Justin Timberlake brought the fold-and-roll back it would’ve been cool. But, he didn’t. He brought sexy back. He didn’t have time for the bringing back of the fold-and-roll. And, he surely won’t bring it back now that you’ve already attempted. So, STOP! Puh-lease?

Kthanks.

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Katie Sports The LiLo.

Friday, August 15th, 2008

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After 10 days in denim and the highly criticized fold-and-roll, Katie shocks us all by sporting an indigo-blue tunic and dark leggings paired with some purple pumps. I’m not sure exactly what would prompt Kate to end her denim streak, especially on a THURSDAY.

Perhaps all her jeans are at the laundromat?

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Katie’s Back With The Fold-And-Roll.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

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Katie on Monday in NYC, sporting the fold-and-roll with gladiator sandals.

You know how some actors wear the same underwear every day of their performance as to not “jinx” their fine acting abilities? Sure their butts may reek and their underwear streaked, but golly gee their performance on stage ROCKS THE FREAKIN’ HOUSE!

Well, I’ve thought about this long and hard. The fold-and-roll IS Katie’s ritual. It’s gotta be. So, be prepared peeps, if this is true…the fold-and-roll is here to stay…at least until her Broadway debut. There is no other explanation for it, unless there’s some weird Scientology rule that says when you are apart from your significant other you MUST follow the following steps:

A) wear your husband or wife’s jeans
B) fold-and-roll the pant legs to show how close they really are to you, then
C)Sprinkle salt over your right shoulder for good measure.

I’m hoping this is the ritual. I will be a little more accepting of bringing the “fold-and-roll” back. What am I talking about?

She needs a different damn ritual. This fold-and-roll is HIDEOUS.

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Day Four: Revisited.

Friday, August 8th, 2008

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So, yesterday
 I was a tad surprised that Katie wore the same jeans, but did NOT use the “fold and roll” technique. I didn’t want to admit it, but it was almost like I felt let-down. I know, pathetic right.

HOWEVER…Kate ended the day on a high note!

Once she finished up her errands and work for the day in Manhattan, she spent some quality time on the playground with rug rat Suri Cruise. See the picture ABOVE! Do you see what I see?

Yep…the “fold and roll”.
Gotta LOVE it!

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Looks like they had super duper fun!

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Katie Ditches The “Fold And Roll”…

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

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For now…

Day Five: Same Jeans (at least we hope she washed them), Wal-mart-esque plain white tee, same “blow-n-go” hair style, and STILL no sight of Tommy The Scientologist.

Something tells me…this isn’t the end of these jeans OR the “fold-and-roll”. Tune in tomorrow to see whether the “Fold And Roll” returns and if Tommy appears in Manhattan!

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Day Four: Fold And Roll.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

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It’s like “Groundhog Day” with Bill Murray, only it’s Katie Holmes.

Here’s Katie on her way to her Broadway rehearsal for “All My Sons” with what looks to be the same pants…same daunting depressing look on her face…and once again, the “fold and roll”.

Ok, so it’s been three days since she debuted her new cut, her baggy pants and her love for the “fold and roll”…but if TOMORROW she dons the SAME look, I’m calling the FASHION police. No millionaire mama should wear the SAME pants FOUR days in a ROW…at least I HOPE they aren’t the same exact pants. That would just be…

SAD. I will blame Tom for this!

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Katie Holmes Pulls The Old “Fold And Roll”.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

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Just another day and another ‘do for Katie Holmes…Katie showed off her new “blow-and-go” hair cut, which seems to be much shorter than the Cagney and Lacey “bob” she wore just weeks ago. I’m seriously concerned. What’s next…the buzz cut?

I understand Katie is busy in New York rehearsing for her Broadway debut for “All My Sons”, but my concern is her ensemble…and it is a valid concern at that.

Didn’t…or I should say…COULDN’T Tom give Kit-Kat some extra ching to get her shopping on? Is that the ISSUE here?

Geez, it looks like poor Kate is wearing a plain white t-shirt she might have purchased at Wal-mart, topped with a pee-stained cardigan. Somewhat fashionable with the wrap-around scarf, but come on TOM! At least a new pair of jeans for the poor girl?

For the THIRD day in a row Katie is sporting these baggy jeans that don’t even fit and hang off her like Cisco Adler’s saggy balls hang from his ass.

What I find especially disheartening is that it looks like Katie has had to resort to the ole’ fold and roll trick from the 1980’s to keep from tripping over her long pant legs. The only difference is that the 1980’s “fold and roll” was a fashion statement. It was COOL to do that BACK then.

Oh wait a minute…OH NO SHE DIH-ENT!

I would really HOPE Katie isn’t trying to make a fashion statement here…bringing the “FOLD AND ROLL” back?

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I’d rather be known for “bringing sexy back” then for bringing the “fold and roll” back.

Gawd help her. I do not know whether I hope Tom is being a douche in this situation or if Katie is just trying to be cool. Either way, it isn’t pretty.

What do you think? Do you like Katie’s new cut? How do YOU feel about the “fold and roll”?

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