Gala | Danity Donnaly

The Day Catherine-Zeta Got It All Wrong.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Did Catherine Zeta-Jones lose her makeup artist? Either Cath’s makeup artist quit, got fired, or SHOULD be fired. Because her face just went to shit. Gotta love REAL pics like this. It’s good to know that these celebrity bitches look just like us under all those layers of makeup.

Catherine Zeta-Jones attended a gala event in New York last night looking like she just rolled out of bed after a late night of boozing. Oh well…everyone is entitled to an “off” day right?

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From One Farm Animal To The Next.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Heather Mills hosted the 2008 Farm Animal Sanctuary Gala last night at Cipriani Wall Street in New York, while Melissa Rivers emceed the event.Â Now there are TWO perfect individuals to lead a farm animal event!

Farm Sanctuary works to end cruelty to farm animals and promotes compassionate living through rescue, education and advocacy.

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Mariah And Her Man Attend “Time” Event.

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Mr. and Mrs. Mariah Carey stepped out in NYC for the first time as a married couple. It really creeps me out to say Mariah and her HUSBAND, so I won’t…It just doesn’t seem right and it will take some getting used to THAT IS FOR SURE and I’m sure by the time I do get used to it, there won’t be any more butterflies and rainbows in their skies. All I have to say is I HOPE Mimi had a pre-nup put into place.

The happy newlyweds attended the “Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World” gala in New York City on Thursday, where Mariah performed. I’m surprised Mariah made it there on time, considering she is almost ALWAYS late. Now that she is married to Nick, I’m sure she had to get him ready too…ya know, feed him his bottle, change his diaper, and make sure he had enough baby powder on his booty to keep him smelling fresh.

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Can’t Bend Beckham.

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala presented “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy”. And, let me tell you, it WAS a who’s who event in NYC. From Naomi Watts to Tom Cruise to Jennifer Lopez and Scarlett Johansson, the celebs were out in full force!

As you can see hot stud David Beckham made it out to the event looking as yummy as ever…however, it kind of looks like Posh may have been abducted by aliens and returned back to earth in the form of an aged mannequin.Â For once, girlfriend looks HORRIBLE!

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