When you become a new mama, it is almost necessary to make the investment of a good, sturdy over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
And while most celebrities would choose fashion over comfort, Gwen Stefani appeared content to show off her tighty whitey maternity brazierre while on a Hawaiian vacation with the fam.
Isn’t it fabulous how she just doesn’t give a rat’s ass what people think?
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Oh my gawd. I cannot believe it! Zuma Nesta Rock N Roll Hoochie Coo is FOR REAL! I honestly thought this was just some publicity stunt and not that she needed it. Unbelievably, Gwen really was knocked up for 2928484 months and that big bump under Gwenny Gwen’s many fashionable maternity tops wasn’t just a bunch of rolled up chenille blankets duck-taped to her abdomen.
Little two-month-old Zuma was the guest of honor at a Halloween partay thrown by actress Kate Hudson at her LA home. Baby Zuma is already an A-lister spending time with the likes of A-list guests, including Leonardo DiCaprio, Courtney Cox, Cindy Crawford, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher.
What a rough life for little Zuma! We are glad to know that Gwen wasn’t just punking us.
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It’s that time of year, peeps. The ANNUAL celebrity search for the perfect pumpkin for their perfect little angels. And let me tell you, the stars were out yesterday like flies on poop!
Forget the limos, the red carpet and the designer duds, it was serious pumpkin searching for these celebrity families.
Gwen and Gavin and little Kingston strolled through Mr Bone’s Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles yesterday, SANS Zuma. I’m REALLY beginning to wonder…is Zuma even real? Hmmph.
Other celebs spotted out in the patch were Tori Spelling and her fam, Marcia Cross, Ben and Violet Affleck, and Tobey McGuire.
How sweet and SOOO festive!
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Now are we really 100% sure Gwen Stefani had a baby? Granted she did have a huge bump under her shirt for well over 10 months but perhaps she really was just “fat” like Eva Longoria?
Good grief, Gwenny has been in hiding for quite some time since this supposed birth happened, but I haven’t seen any pictures of this rug rat named Zuma. This is really making me believe that this kid isn’t even in existence. I mean, would Gwen REALLY name her kid Zuma Nesta Lipton Tea Bag Rockstar? Seriously.
Gwen and her little prince Kingston were spotted out in support of daddy Gavin and watched enthusiastically as the hottie performed on stage at a bash in aid of Roots And Shoots. As you can see, NO LUNESTA present. Things that make you go hmmm….
Gwen is looking mighty fantasticular for JUST having a baby.
The 14-year age gap was just a little bit too much for Mark Ronson and Gavin Rossdale’s love child Daisy Lowe. The two are dunzo…for now. My guess is that Mark got sick of changing baby Daisy’s poopy diapers and peepee pants. How old would that get after awhile?! And stinky too…especially if you do not own a Diaper Genie. YIKES!
Apparently, four days ago, Mark and Daisy got into a heated argument when Mark came home from the grocery store with a surprise gift for Daisy…Pampers pull-ups. Daisy threw a tantrum and exclaimed she wasn’t quite ready to stop soiling her pants and use the big girl throne. From then on, all hell broke loose.
Ok, so THAT is what I’m thinking happened. Even though we don’t know for sure what REALLY happened…a source said:
“Mark and Daisy had a row over something small which escalated into something rather big.Daisy got very upset and shot at Mark that she was leaving him. He completely surprised her by saying, “Fine, leave.†That was it. They haven’t spoken since the argument.
“She has said it’s over and that the age difference was a big deal. She comes over as being very mature for her years and incredibly sophisticated but at heart she’s still a little girl who’s not ready to settle down.”
Or use the big girl chair.
Well you can’t blame Mark! Potty training is a bitch!
They may have just gotten married, 25 days to be exact…and it seems these two are loving every minute of life as newlyweds. But when asked if kids were in the future Ellen said, “We have thought about kids. Not for us, but we have thought about kids.â€
Instead, Ellen would much rather handle other people’s children. Just recently, Ellen and Portia spent some time with Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani and their little doot doots Kingston and Zuma.
DeGeneres commented, “I was holding Zuma this weekend. And all I kept doing was [singing] ‘All I want to do is a Zuma Zuma zoom and shake your rump,†DeGeneres joked.
I think people can do whatever they damn well please when it comes to children. But, really, at this age…I do not see Ellen and Portia having children. I could be wrong, but Ellen would be like 1928438 years old by the time this kid graduates high school. Know what I mean? That isn’t exactly cool.
From the way it sounds, these two are just content being married. And, good for them~!
If Gwen Stefani trusts HER son Kingston with Britney Spears, THEN Britney MUST be getting better, ‘cuz you know DAMN well that would not have been happening a year ago. Hell to the no.
Kingston Rossdale spent some quality time with Britney and K-Fed’s little boys, while mama Gwen and papa Gavin tended to their newly born baby Zuma. Don’t worry, a nanny or two was present. But still…Britney is being trusted by a well-respected singer and mother, Gwenny Gwen Gwen.
An onlooker reported: “Britney looked really happy and relaxed playing with all three boys.
“A year ago, Gwen and Gavin wouldn’t have dreamt of letting Britney near their son even with a nanny present so Britney must see it as another positive sign that people think she’s getting better again.â€
How cute are these little guys?
Baby Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has arrived.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale became proud parents of a baby boy on Thursday, People.com reports. It’s about freakin’ time she popped that little guy out. Yay for big brother Kingston!
Interesting name, but I’m sure he’s a cutie patootie! They could call him Fugs for all I care…I’m sure he’d still be a cutie!
I’m not quite sure HOW Gwenny Gwen Gwen is STILL pregnant, but she is…unless she is playing a very very naughty trick on us. Hormones can do that to a woman…I don’t give a rat’s ass what Tom Cruise has to say…I don’t need to study the history of psychology to know that hormones can make us women downright EVIL!
What is even more creepy is HOW Gwen is still smiling at this juncture. And, DAMN her for looking that gorgeous while being 9 months and 38485758398 days pregnant.
Just have this kid already, Gwenny. We want to see Gavin-Gwen creation number TWO!
Gwen looks like she is ready to pop any day now. Gwenny Gwen Gwen was spotted out and about doing some last minute baby shopping in Los Angeles. Hmmm…”nesting” much? We can’t wait to see the new addition! I’m sure she can’t either!
