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Why Does Will Smith Win Everything?

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

According to a poll conducted by Entertainment Tonight and Parade Magazine, Big Willy Style Smith is OFFICIALLY America’s favorite star. Ughhhhh….excuse me while I throw up. It’s not that I don’t like Big Will…it’s just that I am sick of him winning every damn award out there. What’s next? The non-bathroom-stinker-upper award?

Anystyle, here are the money-bag hags who rounded out the top ten:

1. Will Smith

2. Tom Hanks

3. Reese Witherspoon

4. George Clooney

5. Meryl Streep

6. Brad Pitt

7. Julia Roberts

8. Johnny Depp

9. Jennifer Aniston

10. Patrick Dempsey

What the deuce? It seems Angelina got snubbed out of the top ten! Apparently ET and Parade are and have been Team Aniston.

On a happier note, it sure looks like I am not the only one who thinks Tom Cruise should join a county fair placenta stew cook off. Tommy got shafted!

That Moose-tache Is Bad Luck.

Monday, October 13th, 2008

It’s only been a day or so since I’ve seen Georgie Porgie Clooney sporting a guido-stache. How hot is that?! First Jude…now Georgie…I don’t know if I can handle anymore fuzzy wuzzy ’staches.

Anyguido, George Clooney and his co-star Ewan McGregor just got rocked by an earthquake!

According to a source, the pair, who are currently working on Grant Heslov’s political satire Men Who Stare At Goats on the Caribbean island, are believed to have been woken by the quake that hit 6.1 on the Richter scale — the biggest in the past 20 years in Puerto Rico.

Holy moly! That sucks! I’d be careful with that ’stache George. If anything else bad happens, that mooose-tache has GOT to go. I don’t care if this is for a role, there is always the possibility of a make-shift ’stache or a “photo-shopped”-in-’stache. Seriously. Nothing can happen to our beloved Georgie Porgie, ‘cuz that would devastate single women everywhere!

Image Source: Splash

Another Day In The Life Of George Clooney.

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

While the rest of Italy was either sleeping or keeping themselves occupied with other things, one lone fan spotted Mr. George Clooney on his motorcycle. And, well she sure made it known, going into near hysterics upon seeing the silver fox on his hog. Despite being used to mobs of fans surrounding him at shopping centers and movie premieres, George found this one fan rather amusing.

The woman chased George on his motorcycle, but didn’t last too long as she nearly lost her breath from all the excitement!

Talk about hilarious! What is George doing in Italy? According to a source, Clooney is currently touring the Mediterranean on his luxury yacht, and has stopped off in St Tropez and Eze in the south of France, as well as Sardinia and the Tuscan coast of Italy. Just another day in the life of our beloved Georgie.

Hoofin’ It With Matthew Paid Off!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

It has only been ONE month since Camila Alves gave birth to Matthew McConaughey-hey’s love child. Ok, this is SO NOT fair. Look how fabulous she looks!

Not only that but girlfriend has a big fat smile on her face because SHE just may get her OWN fashion line now too! Rumor has it that Camila had a business meeting at the Kitson store in L.A., where the CLOTHING line may debut.

See, Sarah Larson should have stayed with Clooney a little longer or at least got herself knocked up. And instead of modeling and contemplating Playboy, SHE could have gotten her own clothing line too! But, NO! Girlfriend wasn’t SMART enough! Hmph. Oh well. That’s HER problem.

Camila’s got beauty AND brains!

Sarah Larson Isn’t Cryin’!

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Sarah attended the grand opening of Palms Place in Las Vegas last night.

You’d think after her split with George Clooney that Sarah Larson would be cooped up in her parent’s basement crying and eating boxes of Twinkies while watching “Golden Girls” re-runs on TV Land. However, that doesn’t seem to be the case. She ain’t no fool! Girlfriend KNOWS she needs to be out in public like crazy now in order to land herself either:

1. a role on a Z-list celeb-reality show

2. a new man of status to take care of her or

3. a Hugh Hefner offer to pose in Playboy

Until then, Sarah Larson will be showing up at red carpet events and Hollywood parties scoping out the saggy old balls and workin’ her bootay! Work those polka dots, girl!

Image Source: Wire Image

Brad Pitt Tries On Some Lycra.

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

In Brad’s next movie he puts on the lycra and highlights his hair to transform into fugly. And, when you think Brad couldn’t get fugly, well you thought wrong! Ok, so we won’t go as far as calling him fugly…how about semi-fugly. Ok, forget it. He’s still hot, but this picture is just a horrible one.

“Burn After Reading” is the upcoming movie where Pitt plays a computer geek who intercepts a CD with CIA secrets on it. Definitely a different role for Pitt as the closest he came to comedy was “The Mexican” and well that wasn’t funny…more like sad.

The movie comes out sometime in October and also stars Bradâ€™s pal George Clooney along with Tilda Swinton, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand.Â Interesting cast.

But, what we really wonder is what Ange thinks about this photo.Â Shagalicious? Or not?Â Ha Ha.

George Clooney Dumps Girlfriend.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Well, Ladies, Georgie Pordgie Clooney is back on the market! HOLLA! George kicked Sarah Larson out of his mansion.

According to a source, “George is relieved to be single again,” an unidentified source told In Touch. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Well a year of dating is nothing, but not too bad for Mr. Clooney. I am guessing Sarah tried putting a spell on George and then proceeded to ask for a joint bank account and Clooney said, hell no hoe! You’ve GOTZ to Go! George may be old, but he is wise.

Play on Playa!

Paris Gets Dogged By George Clooney.

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Looking like a life-size Barbie, Paris Hilton stepped out with her boyfriend of, what is it, four months now? They decided NOT to stay home and play Monopoly but instead show off Paris’s new extensions from her line ClipN-Go. That’s HOT, right?

And peeps, the marriage rumors are still a-swirlin’. But nope…it’s not happening…just yet. There are a lot more fun things to talk about with Paris Hilton than those boring engagement speculations…like taking cheap shots at Paris because it is just THAT easy and well, kind of fun.Â Even Hollywood’s nice guy George Clooney is mocking the “Hottie and the Nottie” star by stating in a recent interview with Rolling Stone,

“There is a funny thing that happens when you are a young actor. You equate financial success and getting jobs with whether or not you are good at it.”

Okay, are you ready? Here it comes…

“And it still happens. That’s why there is Paris Hilton. Now I’m in trouble with Paris Hilton.”

Ding. Dang. Dong. I’ll tell you what. Sure it’s funny and you all laugh, but Paris doesn’t give a crap who says what about her. That beotch is laughing ALL the way to the bank. So, bring it on George! What else ya got?

Horrible Movie Star.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Ok, Renee Zellweger needs to quit her bitchin’. I admit, I do enjoy a Renee Zellweger film from time to time, minus Hugh Grant, but Renee is on my shit list today. It drives me up the frickin’ wall when celebs whine about their “job” of being a movie star. I do not feel bad that you make millions of dollars to make(0ut in) a movie with George Clooney…maybe Hugh Grant but that is only because that man drives me crazy, in a bad way. In any case, you make MILLIONS! You aren’t saving the world…you aren’t saving someone’s life…you are a MOVIE STAR.

Renee told The Independent: “I’m a terrible, terrible movie star. I’m not good at it. I can pretend to be but it takes a lot out of me. It’s not my natural inclination to go, ‘Oh good! Another talk show!’”

Ummm…Renee? Girl…we need to have a one on one here…sometimes things are better left UNSAID.Â Boo Freakin’ Hoo.

KThanks.

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You know what they say about the quiet ones…

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

They are C-R-A-Z-Y.

She’s the perfect trophy girlfriend for George Clooney. She’s young. She’s pretty. She looks like a smiling mannequin when out in public with Georgie. She smiles and nods when talked to.

But, in private, it is a very different story.

According to Sarah’s ex Tommy McKaughan, “She made up special love potions and rubbed them into every part of my body. I was powerless to resist. I know George will be no different. He’ll be totally entranced.”

Tommy also went on to add, “Sarah’s a total hippie at heart, heavily into all the spiritual, mystic stuffâ€”crystals, tarot cards, healing. And along with her witch-like charms she’s a brilliant fun girl with NO inhibitions. She loves nothing more than getting NAKED in a forest.

“Some of our wildest nights were out in the woods romping in the grass and under canvas.”

Wow. Well, okay then.Â No wonder why George is keeping her around!