For all you Madge-inites who think Madge is keeping her vadge to herself, you best re-think your virginal thoughts. We’re talking about a seasoned 50-year-old woman who prances around on stage in a leotard. There is nothing you can say or do that will lead me to believe that Madge and A-Rod aren’t bumping genitals. As sick as it sounds, you KNOW it is true.

This weekend, Madge must have been busy Kabbalah-ing it up and/or working on her fitness to join in the fun of the opening of Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami. A-Rod was there. So were two of Madge’s BFF’s. And, from the way it sounds, it was probably a good thing Madge’s pals, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna’s BFF Ingrid Casares were there…otherwise A-Rod would have gotten away with flirting. I know, gawd forbid.

According to Ok! magazine, a dark-haired beauty in a short black dress approached A-Rod and he seemed smitten.

“They looked like they were flirting,” one eyewitness tells OK! about Alex and his chatting partner. “A-Rod’s body language was open and casual, and he had a big smile.” But, not for long…

About fifteen minutes into the conversation, in jumps Ingrid to steal A-Rod’s attention. A source said, “She wedged herself in between A-Rod and the brunette and didn’t even acknowledge that the other woman was there,” recalls the partygoer to OK!. “Ingrid diverted Alex’s attention and made sure to keep him deep in conversation.”

Good to know Madge has got some sneaky little pals to make sure her boy toy behaves himself!

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So, we all know that Madge is a bit of a control freak…I mean for gawd’s sake, the beotch controlled her wrinkly vadge time during her marriage to Guy.

Now that Madge doesn’t have control over Guy anymore, she’s moving on to mind-torturing her friends. Most recently, Madge has been leaning on bosom buddy Gwyneth Paltrow.

Rumors of a move to New York following Madge’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour could really happen. However, Madonna has been begging her BFF Gwyneth to move with her.

Ok, so I’m not so sure Gwyneth’s husband Chris Martin would be all for that. So the question is….

If Gwyneth doesn’t move with her, will Madge throw a tantrum and end her friendship with Gwynny? I mean, Madge does NOT like it when she doesn’t get her way.

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Madonna’s close pal Stella McCartney had been utilizing Madonna’s gym to get buff and stuff, but apparently Madonna is putting an end to that business…unless…Stella ponies up some cash.

A source said: “Madonna demands a token amount for cleaning and upkeep but the price has been creeping up. Stella and Gwyneth Paltrow, who also uses the gym, found they were giving her hundreds of pounds. Stella offered to pay in clothes but Madonna wants cash only.”

I can understand cleaning up your sweat piddle and helping with upkeep, but paying a TON of money to use a friend’s gym is ridiculous! Leave it to Madge to be wishy-washy. You might as well build your own gym. I’m pretty sure that is what Stella should write up on her list of things “to do”.

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If you missed Oprah yesterday, you missed out on watching Gwyneth Paltrow share her workout secrets and I must admit…this workout certainly puts Jane Fonda and Tony Little to shame. I’d definitely much rather spend a half hour on Tony Little’s gazelle than endure even just a couple days of Gwynnie’s regimen.

If you have two-three hours a day to spare AND a personal trainer, you too can have a replica of Gwyneth’s body! But, not just ANY trainer, Madonna’s trainer. Ummmmm. No thanks. Don’t get me wrong, Gwyneth looks fabulous, but if she’s aiming to attain Madonna’s veiny physique, she better quit while she’s ahead…cuz’ that is freakin’ NASTY.

An action shot of Gwyneth working the fat off her bod!

Just watching this video of Gwyneth makes me tired. Check out Gwyneth’s regimen AND what she has to say about her “savior” Madonna here.

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their marriage amongst friends last weekend with a posh party held at LA Reid’s home in the Hamptons. Mariah and Nick will be celebrating the 4 month mark and peeps, the partying will continue as long as they both shall live. Or as long as they remain together. Long live the love of Nicky and MC!

The guest list consisted of A-listers, B-listers, C-listers and even D-listers including Mary J. Blige, Ciara, Gayle King (sans Oprah), Kelly Ripa, Gwyneth Paltrow and Star Jones.

Click after the jump for fabulous photos of celebs enjoying themselves at Reid’s party in MC and Nicky’s honor.
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Madonna may be going through a lot right now…being accused of an affair with one of baseball’s top dogs …her marriages in shambles…and her childhood/pre-Guy Richie-life exposed by her own (brother)…but Madonna isn’t shying away from cameras. Oh, no SHE isn’t!

In fact, Madonna is doing quite the opposite, spending quality Kabbalah time with Guy Richie and kiddies and exercise time with BFF Gwyneth Paltrow. Yesterday, Gwyneth and Madonna were spotted out and about in the Hamptons with a couple of their rug rats.

Gwynnie Gwin Gwin can make it all better.

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I absolutely get a kick out of looking at pictures of celebrities WITHOUT makeup. Gawd, it makes me feel SO much better knowing that not all these beotches have natural beauty.

It’s nice to know that Gwyneth has zits, greasy patches, and puffy eyes just like the rest of us. And WHO, besides Chris Martin knew that Gwynnie had freckles!?

Wow, we definitely do learn new things every day!

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Estee Lauder’s spokes-models Elizabeth Hurley, Carolyn Murphy, and Hilary Rhoda were on hand in NYC today to ring the opening bell on Wall Street. How gorgeous are they!

However, there is ONE Estee Lauder girl missing….

Where-fore art thou Gwyneth Paltrow?

Nevermind…

We all know she is drying up Madonna’s tears with her blonde locks. Hopefully Gwynnie will show up for the big signing event tonight at Bloomingdale’s! Otherwise, there are gonna be some pissed off menopausal ladies!

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It’s one of the movies that has Hollywood buzzing…”Iron Man”. Gwyneth Paltrow has been on a MAJOR promotional tour for this film. Superwoman Gwyneth is everywhere!  Good news is that “Iron Man” is getting rave reviews.

Gwyneth is glad she took the part that leading man Robert Downey asked her to take. “I [am] so happy people are loving it, and getting so excited about it, but the truth is that the experience was so wonderful, and such a happy, happy time. That’s really why I’m so happy that I did it,” she said. “The idea that there could be another one, and we could get our little family back together — it would be great.”

And considering she hasn’t had a real paycheck since 2002…

Hey, I’m not saying that she NEEDS to work or anything. It’s fabulous to see Gwyneth back into the swing of things. We love ourselves some Gwynny Gwyn Gwyn!

Iron Man II anyone?

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Look at Gwynny Gwyn Gwyn! Wowsers! Is this even the same person? Gwyneth showed up to the Iron Man premiere in London, England looking like the freakin’ FOX that ROCKS! I think maybe hanging around Madonna has done this girl some good!

Whatever it is she is doin’, she needs to keep on doin’ it! We likey!

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