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Gwen Is Still Cookin’!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

I’m not quite sure HOW Gwenny Gwen Gwen is STILL pregnant, but she is…unless she is playing a very very naughty trick on us. Hormones can do that to a woman…I don’t give a rat’s ass what Tom Cruise has to say…I don’t need to study the history of psychology to know that hormones can make us women downright EVIL!

What is even more creepy is HOW Gwen is still smiling at this juncture. And, DAMN her for looking that gorgeous while being 9 months and 38485758398 days pregnant.

Just have this kid already, Gwenny. We want to see Gavin-Gwen creation number TWO!

Tags: baby, celebrity baby, Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani, hormones
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Charlotte Church’s Hormones Talking.

Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

With a last name like Church, you’d think you’d have written your name enough times to almost be brainwashed to act like a well-behaved young lady.

Eh. Guess that WASN’T the case. Last night, Charlotte was joined by Jason Donovan on her Channel 4 chat show when they began talking about castrated dogs. Nice topic. Charlotte went on to say, “If I want five dogs without balls, Iâ€™ll buy “Girls Aloud”! (Charlotte is referring to the girl’s group “Girls Aloud” that apparently accused her of stealing “their” sound.) Oh no, she dih-ent!

Awwww, c’mon Charlotte! I WANT to believe that Charlotte is that wholesome girl next door and I blame this open-mouth-insert-foot comment on the hormones. Next time, there is no forgiveness. Sorry, C! It isn’t NICE to insult castrated dogs like that!