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Amy Winehouse Has Bad Reactions To Drugs.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Cracky Winehouse has some problems. We know that. But, reports now indicate that the Cracky from Camden is experiencing some terrible reactions to drugs. Ya think? Ummm no, we mean the GOOD drugs…the drugs that are supposed to help, not hurt you. And, now girlfriend and her beehive are in the hospital getting treated.

A friend of the singer told the Daily Mirror: “Amy is on a drug replacement program and has had bad reactions to her medication before. Doctors want to sort out why this is happening.”

Probably because she’s fried all nerve endings, all feelings in her body to even circulate some sort of life into that cracked-out blood that swims around in her frail being. Hey, it’s just a thought.

Eh, anyways, we hope she gets better and rumor has it that a divorce may be in the works for Wino and her loser hubby Blake Fielder-Civil? I’ll believe it when I see the signed documents.

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It Sucks To Be Ken Paves.

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

“Jessica Simpson’s rep has confirmed the singer’s hairstylist Ken Paves was rushed to the hospital early Sunday morning after being injured by paparazzi. … As Simpson and her entourage were leaving L.A. eatery Madeo, they were mobbed by photographers. In the madness, one snapper hit Paves near his eye with a part of a camera, leaving him with blood trickling down his face.” Damn. It sure doesn’t sound worth it to be Chestica’s BFF! Where in big-pimpin-gold-chain is Papa Joe when you need him???

Angelina Is A Pissed Off Pregnant Woman!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

The doors are locked. The windows are sealed up and duct taped. Angelina is holed up in a hospital bed awaiting the arrival of her twin rug rats.

What more could a woman want? Her own wing of a hospital…being treated like royalty…and
don’t even think of trying to capture the moment of birth, the placenta, Brad’s booty (or any sort of action in that hospital room whatsoever). Those windows are paparazzi-proof…JUST for Brangelina.

Tom Cruise has dibbs on the placenta, anyhow. He wants it for a Sunday brunch. (I know, I know…nasty right…but I thought he was a big placenta fan?) Nah, I’m kidding.
Although…Placenta may taste like chicken. Doesn’t everything else?

Shoot, they probably covered up those windows with duct tape so Tom wouldn’t know when the placenta was coming. Haha Tom!

Sources say that when Angelina first arrived to the hospital her politeness was amazing. However, after a few days…not so much.

An insider said, ‘She’s starting to feel that the staff are starstruck and not attentive enough. She’s throwing fits if she rings and they don’t come quick enough.’ The insider continued: ‘I think she’s in meltdown mode. She’s been getting upset if there’s not enough ice in her glass.

‘She’s not walking around anymore. She doesn’t even take a shower early in the morning. She just stays in bed, talking on her phone, typing on her computer, reading magazines and watching TV.”

The only time Angelina lights up is when Brad shows up with the other kids to visit her.

Those babies just aren’t ready to come out! I wouldn’t want to share the spotlight with Brangelina’s other 12453345 kids either.

Amy Winehouse Quarantined.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Do you remember the childhood song, “London Bridges”? OMG. I absolutely LOVED that song as a kid. Thinking about it now brings back a lot of fun memories. Sigh.

Take the keys and lock her up…
lock her up…lock her up….take the keys and lock her up…

My Fair lady. Well I know this is totally random, but this song reminded me of miss fair lady, Amy Winehouse. Girlfriend IS locked up. However, it isn’t as dramatic as it really sounds. They didn’t throw away a key, although I’m sure some wouldn’t mind if we heard about Amy Winehouse ever again. SHAME on you people for thinking that!

Bad news is, is that doctors still do not know what is wrong with Wino. Until they figure out what is wrong with her, she will remain quarantined.

The good news is, is that it’s been almost a week since Amy entered the hospital…which means Amy has not been able to suck on the crack pipe or talk to baby mice about her marital problems.

Umm…now I’m sure she is going through withdrawal symptoms. I say they make a call to Dr. Drew. Celebrity Rehab may now be the ticket.

Winehouse Remains Hospitalized.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Instead of just being looked over at the hospital, NOW Amy Winehouse will be staying a couple nights. Hmmm, funny how an apparent fainting spell could lead to further tests AND a couple more days in the hospital.

In a statement, her spokesman said Amy was at home in Camden when she briefly fainted and fell down a flight of stairs, spraining her ankle. Amy’s spokesperson said: “She seems to be fine in herself, but they are taking their time to be sure.”

Now that they’ve got her, I say COMMIT her! Sure, the ice pop fans will be disappointed, but Wino needs to be saved from her own self-deterioration. Ice pops CAN wait!

Girlfriend needs to be locked up for a few months. Don’t you think?