Well as personal as the Britster is “allowed” to get with interviewers these days. Rolling Stone’s Jenny Elisco received the Cheeto-rific honor to visit with the pop princess in a very strict and more guarded environment. Not only did Rolling Stone need to submit the questions to Britney and her camp beforehand, but they were forbidden to talk about the conservatorship. The Rolling Stone issue doesn’t hit newsstands until Friday, but we’ve dug up some highlights for you to enjoy. Peep ‘em below:

On Her Tater Tot and Small Fry:

“Every time they come to visit me, I think about how they’re such special people. Like, they’re going to preschool now! I went there to pick them up on Friday, and seeing them in their little classroom and seeing Jayden being bad or not listening? It’s like, those are mine, and it’s just crazy, you know what I mean? And the things that are coming out of their mouths right now — they’re learning so much, and it’s new, and you never know what they’re going to say, and they’re so smart yet so innocent. They’re obsessed with monsters, and every night we look outside, and we have to show them that there’s no monsters out there. It’s dark outside, but there’s nothin’ out there, you know?”

On K-Fed’s Amazing Parenting Skills:

“(The boys) are starting to learn words like stupid, and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”

On chaperoned dates:

“Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad. He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. … So I had to get dessert first. And the other date I had, the guy was really, really tall and a lot older. … We’re trying to ask him questions, like, ‘OK, you’re into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?’ And he was like, ‘Oh, all kinds.’ … But you know how silly we are, so we were just cracking up.”

On her life post-breakdown:

“I feel like an old person now . . .I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don’t go out or anything.”

Sounds like girlfriend is still on a leash. I’m afraid Brit has a LONG ways to go before she will be able to be out on her own. But, BIG kudos to Papa Spears for keeping Brit under lock and key! It’s apparently what she needed.

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ScarJo gives the most boring interview ever to Allure magazine for the December issue. And, I mean that. I almost fell asleep when I read some of this shiz. But, honestly, does anyone really care what she has to say anyways? I’m sure many of the men out there can attest to that. Ummm hello ta-tas? ScarJo talks a big about why LiLo wants to punch her face and how she met her hot hubby…well, not really, but we’ll take what we can get. Enjoy some of the highlights below:

On how she met husband Ryan Reynolds:

“Nobody knows. It’s private. It’s our story.” Well, ok, then.

On not knowing why Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like her:

“I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times.” (Scarlett did lose the lead role in The Parent Trap to Lindsay when she was 13.)

On Lindsay scrawling vulgar words about the actress on a NYC bathroom stall 2½ years ago:

“That’s what I heard. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’”

On Woody Allen once calling her his muse:

“I don’t inspire that work that Woody does. I’m just lucky to fit into the ‘young woman’ category in his movies. But make no mistake, I know that if it wasn’t me, it would be someone else.”

On the tattoo on her forearm:

“It’s kind of personal. It’s a sunrise, and it makes me happy when I look at it.”

Ummmm, thanks for that candid interview ScarJo. Not.

Source: Allure

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“Thomas Beatie, the controversial ‘pregnant man’ who gave birth to a daughter earlier this year, reveals to Barbara Walters in an exclusive interview that he is pregnant again with his second child.” Woot, woot!

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They may have disbanded years ago, but New Kids On The Block are back and better than ever. In an exclusive interview with Handbag.com,Joey Joe McIntyre and Jordan Knight sit down to answer a few questions about their challenge to get back together, their HMV Record Store performance, and their take on England group “Take That”.

It is a nail-biting interview that will make you wanna pop in a piece of Bubblelicious. No, seriously. Check it out and you’ll see what I mean.

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Kate Moss is usually one to ignore the press by keeping her lips sealed, which is something we’d like to see other celebs do. (But unfortunately, we couldn’t be lucky enough.) However, she opens up like a flower to Interview magazine. Here are a few snippets from the interview:

Why Being In Her 30’s Is Cool:

We have experience. I could talk (dirty) when I was 20. I’m a lot better in the sack now.

Her Take On Fake Ta-Tas:

I think breast implants are awful. I’ve felt them and they are awful. So many of my friends have had them, and they’ve gone wrong. One of my friends’ tits started growing like the giant peach, and blood started coming out the nipple. And then another friend of mine had one that sort of moved up to her shoulder. One tit was normal, and the other was up by her collarbone.

How She Gets Her 5-Year-Old To Eat Dinner:

All those Pucci numbers and things that I wore when I was 17 that I won’t really wear again, I’m saving them for her.

That’s my blackmail: Don’t eat your dinner, and you won’t get my clothes. You won’t grow, and you won’t get into my clothes. Now she’s a fashion freak.

You can read the rest of the Interview with Kate here.

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Carrie Underwood recently told Allure magazine that her ex Tony Romo still calls her occasionally. Carrie was quoted as saying, “The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer.” Hmmm, late night chit chats? Coffee talk? Why, oh why would Tony possibly call Carrie? Pfffft. Surprised? I’m not.

But, ‘no way, Jose’ is what Jessica Simpson is saying.
In an interview with a Nashville radio station, Simpson attempted to put those rumors to rest, once and for all!

“Tony and I both laughed at that,” Jessica told the Woody and Jim show. “Yeah, we got a chuckle out of it.” The actress-singer then joked that she even “looked at his call log” just to make sure, before adding, “I’m kidding! I’m not that girl!” Mmmhmmm. Sure you aren’t, Jessica!

Let’s not forget…she’s THAT girl who thought Chicken of The Sea was really chicken.

The only reason why Tony is laughing is because he is doing a good job hiding the truth!

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The Britster must be running low on cash as she now can be seen on the cover of Ok Magazine whoring herself out AND her two sons as well. Sad, sad, sad.

The disappointment here comes when you find out Britney doesn’t reveal anything too juicy to the gossip mag at all…like what really happened with Sam Lufti, where Adnan is and if she still has sexy time with him…you know, things we WANT to know. Instead, she dishes out how she felt about her baby sister Jamie Spears’ pregnancy and how she would feel if her boys became involved in the entertainment industry. Boo.

So what does she say you are DYING to know?  Here are the HIGHLIGHTS of the interview, if you can call them that.

About her boys being involved in the biz-nass:

I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.

(You mean like, be able to eat Cheetos and drink Frapps until they came out their ears? And, hold onto mommy’s cigarettes while she smokes it up like a chimney?)

About Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:

I was shocked a little bit.  She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.

(But secretly you KNOW Britney wanted her little sis to have a baby boy. Those MUST be some good drugs she is on.)

About her new album:

I think it is more urban.  I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.

(Britney, at the piano?  Huh?  Am I missing something here?  Perhaps she bought a piano that she sits at to pretend she’s playing, because I didn’t think Brit knew how to play anything other than “Mary Had A Little Lamb”…and even THAT is stretching it.  If that is the case…this album is gonna SUCK!)

Yawn.

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Julianne Moore is the fox that rocks. There is no denying that. Look at her! Julianne graces the cover of Wonderland Magazine…nope, I’ve never heard of the magazine either, but who cares! Girlfriend ROCKS that cover.

Julianne sat down for an exclusive interview and dished out some interesting dirt about her life, love, and career. Here are just some highlights from the interview:

*On stripping in front of the camera*:

People ask all the time if sex scenes and nudity are hard. What’s hard? Not the lines or the physicality, but the emotion.

*What her husband thinks about her fascination with “dark” material*:

He thinks I’m weird. There was a script I read recently where I was like, “Oooh, this horrible thing happens and it’s really good and then they’re all dead!”

‘He’s like, “What is the matter with you?” I’m like, “I don’t know but I like it.” I’ve always liked things that are meant to terrify.

*On her annoyance with immature adults (like Lindsay, Paris, and Britney)*:

If you’re rebelling in your personal life after a certain age, you’ve got a fucking problem. It’s like, ‘Just fucking figure it out – you’re in charge. It makes me crazy when people say, ‘I don’t want to do this anymore!’ I’m like, ‘Well then don’t.’ People behave like there’s some great parent out there and there’s not, there’s just you. You are responsible for your own actions. There’s a tremendous amount of freedom in that. I’d sometimes be in a place where I’d think, ‘It’s horrible here.’ Then I’d think, ‘Wow, you can move – you can change.’

I never knew Julianne was so…potty-mouth-like and feisty! I think I like her!

For more on Julianne’s interview and more photos, check out Wonderland Magazine’s site here.

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Mischa hasn’t had a decent job since…well, um…the O.C. Desperate times call for desperate measures! Mischa Barton has taken her top off for her most recent interview. Does anyone even give a rat’s ass what Mushy has to say?

Mischa is featured on the cover of No-Bra, I mean Nylon magazine. Most of the interview is blah, blah, blah…perhaps the only SOMEWHAT interesting thing she talks about is her trouble with the law and being associated with Paris Hilton and company.

“I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with,” she said. “That was the biggest bummer for me - I didn’t leave my house. I was too embarrassed. They made such a big deal out of it with these other young actresses, that, for a little bit, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.”

Mischa also spoke to the magazine about her DUI arrest, “That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested.”

See peeps, THAT is the problem. These celebs think they are ABOVE the law. This should be a lesson for ALL of them. See where you end up?

Jobless and half nude on the cover of a no-name magazine! Yikes!

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