We wish Amy would pack up and ship herself to rehab, but we all know that until pigs fly or monkeys fly out of my butt, that is NOT going to happen.

Instead, Amy is said to be packing up her belongings and on the search for a home in in Bury St Edmunds…closer to her beloved Blakey Pooh.

According to the Sun newspaper, he’s being moved to one of three category-C prisons in Suffolk because “prison staff are genuinely worried”.

A source also told the paper that Winehouse’s “management are happy because they feel she needs to move out of town.”

Perhaps a change in scenery is what Amy needs, however, I am afraid that her escaping Camden is only a temporary fix.

And, Blake is bad news. She needs to break away from him. Plain and simple. Until she realizes that, NOTHING is going to change for the better in Amy’s life, unfortunately.

Happy 18th Birthday Nick Hogan!

I bet never in his wildest dreams did Nick think he would be spending his 18th birthday in JAIL…let alone big boy JAIL with the big boys!

According to a source, Little Nicky Hogan got transferred from the juvie unit over to the house of the big boys today. What a fabulous way to spend your birthday! No cake, no candles, and no birthday spankings from mama Linda. I bet some one-eyed Willy from Pinellas County would be more than happy to give Nicky his birthday paddles! Scary thought! If I were Nick, I think I’d hide underneath my little cot and try to forget I was even born! It’s just all ONE BAD DREAM!

Lord help us all! That is all we need is a bunch of little Wino-Fielder-Civil rats running around.

Amy told a source, “I want at least five kids,’ she said. ‘I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.”

What the heck is this chick smoking? I don’t know what world she is living in, but she sure has a distorted sense of reality.

Let’s hope Amy changes her mind about procreating with this jail bird and gets herself some help in REHAB. Hey, if Britney Spears can do it, there is HOPE for Wino!

Save Wino! Save Wino! Save Wino!

Amy Winehouse sure isn’t showing any signs of slowing down on the party circuit. And, her devotion to her hubby seemed to have come to a halt as she was MIA at Blake’s BIG hearing today!

The big slime ball Blake received 27 months in the slammer…that would be two years plus three months for you peeps horrible at math. Geez that sure sucks to be him, that is for sure! (Even though he still has access to drugs and pen and paper, he’ll be higher than a kite declaring his love to his fellow female inmate.)

So, now I’m wondering…will Amy still sport the Blake barrette? Or, is their marriage doomed?

Well, peeps…

Tonight, DMX was just arrested for the 394958569th Time…this time at a Phoenix mall on a felony charge of taking the identity of another.

Drugs, outstanding warrants, fights, animal abuse…Will D ever learn?

Uhhh…probably never.

A bomb scare which led to a jail house lock down.

Lock down which led to solitary confinement.

Witness of a violent seizure.

Freezing cold and denied a blanket.

After those LONG 173 minutes in the slammer, I’m sure Khloe Kardashian will NEVER misbehave again!

The ugliest sister of the Kardashian clan was sentenced to 30 days in jail after she admitted violating her probation by failing to enroll in an alcohol education class and clean up roadside trash.

From first glance this pic sort of looks like Z-lister Andy Dick is posing as Batman’s The Joker. However, the orange suit seems to give it all away. Yes, this is a mug shot and yes, Andy is smiling.

Comedian (who isn’t really funny) Andy Dick was arrested this morning for suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.

According to the LA Times,

Police said they arrived at Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at about 1:15 a.m. after receiving reports of an intoxicated man urinating outside. They stopped a truck that was leaving the scene and Dick was in the front seat.

According to Murrieta Police Lt. Dennis Vrooman, a 17-year-old woman said 42-year-old Dick had left the restaurant, walked up to her and pulled down her tank top, exposing her breasts. His friends escorted him to the truck, which was then stopped by police near a Sam’s Club store.

Officers lined up the men in the truck along a curb, and the alleged victim and another witness picked out Dick as the assailant.

Vrooman said Dick was “extremely intoxicated” and that police found marijuana and anti-anxiety Xanax medication in his pockets.

What a shame! Andy never seems to learn. Why does he feel he NEEDS to live up to his last NAME?

My thought on all of this is, once Andy gets this all straightened out, he definitely needs to do a hair piece endorsement. (That CAN’T be his real hair, can it?) Get your life back on track, Andy!

Just when you think the Amy Winehouse drama couldn’t get any juicier, well sad to say it, but…it does.

We all know Amy has been more than a whack job the past couple of weeks…wearing that crazy Blake barrette and professing her undenying love for this douche-bag husband of hers, Blake Fielder-Civil. And, you must not forget Amy punching a fan at Glastonbury. This beotch is more whacked than Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears put together!

While we know Amy has been no angel in her marriage, allegedly having two affairs while Blake has been incarcerated, Blake has slapped her infidelity in her face by…well…BASICALLY doing the same thing! IN JAIL!!!! You’d think being locked up in a jail cell would keep you out of trouble. Apparently NOT!

Blake has been writing sexually charged love letters to a female inmate.

According to a source, The letters detail what he’d like to do to her in the bedroom when he is released, with graphic images of sordid sexual fantasies including hints of a threesome with Amy.

You know this is not going to sit well with Amy, furthering her into a deeper depression. These two are just two individuals that should NOT be together. Period.

Want to read the letters “Blakey” wrote to the female inmate? You can read them for yourself….after the jump. Enjoy! They are JUICY!
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Naomi Campbell is the Queen of Rage. But, you gotta love her. We love the feisty ones.

Remember back in April when Naomi went ballistic on that British Airways flight and kicked two police officers’ booties after an “air rage” incident? Well, girlfriend is finally getting disciplined. What did she get?

She is facing NO JAIL time. But…is required to serve 200 hours community service, plus dish out some pocket change.

According to a source, “She was also ordered to pay 200 pounds ($400) to each of the police officers she attacked and 150 pounds ($300) to Miles Sutherland, the captain of the British Airways plane she disrupted, in addition to a 2,300 pound ($4,600) fine.”

She got off easy in my opinion, BUT…she is a celebrity and knowing Naomi, there will be more airborne cell phones and trash talk coming foaming from her mouth. Two hundred hours of CS and pocket change fines AREN’T going to teach Naomi a lesson.

All I have to say is I would hate to be in her path on a BAD day.

It was his wife! Shante Dogg isn’t all that innocent either.  Saturday morning, Mrs. Dogg may have had a little drinky drinky and then gotten behind the wheel in Orange County, California.

According to a source, “Fullerton police pulled over Shante Brodus, 32, at about 12:15 a.m.  She was booked, cited and given a notice to appear in court.”

Shame, shame, shame Mama Dogg!